The Kearns #45 Project Glow by Sarah Kearns- how to lose friends and influence nobody

[screenfreelookatme]

Woahhh. Look how CrAzY the curly girl’s hair gets in the rain. Absolutely wild and unmanageable

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Also, this....

The 'oh it's a complete coincidence' shoes, all look rather new don't you think?

I think it’s just evidence that you’re all basic witches with no real personality?

 

[Game Changer 101]

Man. Surely she filmed that a ad when she got home yesterday and didn’t wear the same stinky dress she wore dancing around in at a concert where it rained all night.

She just looks like she smells.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

I thought the same, but I think it’s actually a different dress

For most people, one poo brown, strappy dress would be too many enough. Sez needs two that are nearly identical. This one is nicely cutting into her armpit fat. SezzyLou.

 

[whattheduck87]

I thought the same, but I think it’s actually a different dress

For most people, one poo brown, strappy dress would be too many enough. Sez needs two that are nearly identical. This one is nicely cutting into her armpit fat. SezzyLou.
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that massage oil is so divine it’s never been used.. she could really have a good marketing angle on that pear. For example… is your widdle man so teeny tiny he barely touches the side?do you love being loved by him so much that you fake it to stroke his ego (the only big thing about him)? Then the pear is for you…

 

[therealmacaw]

Doll, you forgot your <18kg filter

 

[phonies]

HEY SEZ! I’M 32 JUST LIKE YOU AND I HAVE SHAMELESS ORGASMS ALL THE TIME! I DON’T HAVE THIS VIBRATOR OR USE LUBE, AND I ACTUALLY LIKE MY PARTNER! HOW’S THAT FOR A GAME CHANGER?!

 

[GeorgieBox]

HEY SEZ! I’M 32 JUST LIKE YOU AND I HAVE SHAMELESS ORGASMS ALL THE TIME! I DON’T HAVE THIS VIBRATOR OR USE LUBE, AND I ACTUALLY LIKE MY PARTNER! HOW’S THAT FOR A GAME CHANGER?!

Maybe Brandley borrowed some lube for Jordie (gym bunny for those playing at home)

 

[fulltimeEffluenter]

I thought the same, but I think it’s actually a different dress

For most people, one poo brown, strappy dress would be too many enough. Sez needs two that are nearly identical. This one is nicely cutting into her armpit fat. SezzyLou.
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She looks like she’s making fart noises with her mouth. Fffffffffffffffft

Why is she acting like sex toys for female orgasms are revolutionary?! Didn’t we have some woman using an electric toothbrush on big brother in the mid-00’s??? The pear looks so boring 🥱 for anyone looking for GOOD recommendations for couples fun (or alone - you do you!) just do the bloody LoveHoney quiz. There’s no shame in toys. There’s shame in assuming that they’re big news though

 

[snarklife]

Woahhh. Look how CrAzY the curly girl’s hair gets in the rain. Absolutely wild and unmanageable

I forgot about the 2 days she spent on curly girl method.

Is it the blink concert this week? Are they taking the kids or are we just going to have to watch Brandley in a singlet , Etnies and spiked hair?

 

[pixie spotty]

All of the pretend feedback she gets from her viewers about the pear - babe we know it’s you just typing tit and screenshotting it. No one censors the word ‘sex’ in a dm. You are the only idiot who uses the phrase ‘game changer’.

 

[b!tch_eating_crackers]

Also, this....

The 'oh it's a complete coincidence' shoes, all look rather new don't you think?

Blew your feeble little mind did it? Christ on a bike, it doesn’t take much

 

[canijustsay]

Blew your feeble little mind did it? Christ on a bike, it doesn’t take much

Bet they won’t be wearing Chuck Taylor’s to the gym though…. They might not be original but they’re not dumb like you.

 

[gawjussssfabric]

Woahhh. Look how CrAzY the curly girl’s hair gets in the rain. Absolutely wild and unmanageable
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I think it’s just evidence that you’re all basic witches with no real personality?

Quick glance and that looks like she has a hairy armpit

 

[canijustsay]

The filter is the hardest worker at the Kearns house

 

[itsbeenaminute]

The filter is the hardest worker at the Kearns house

She looks like a corpse (with a bleeping giant ugly head)

 

[dempstat]

Joole's teeth are looking good. You'd think Sarah would be copying her invisalign journey

 

[kearns legal letter]

I forgot about the 2 days she spent on curly girl method.

Is it the blink concert this week? Are they taking the kids or are we just going to have to watch Brandley in a singlet , Etnies and spiked hair?

I’m pretty sure it’s in Sydney next weekend. Apparently it’s at a venue next to where Taylor Swift will be playing at the same time.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Seriously, is this thing ever happening? When is the last time she mentioned it?

 

[notgifted]

Seriously, is this thing ever happening? When is the last time she mentioned it?
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Umm, no comment Screeny

 

[DoomScroller]

But Sez… your husband supports like 6 or so NFL teams.

Also… Wicked just finished playing in Sydney… she never posted about seeing it (and she posts everything)… unsure why she’s so excited by this?