The Kearns #45 Project Glow by Sarah Kearns- how to lose friends and influence nobody

[PigTrotter POV]

Her brows are getting as far away from her head as they can.
Even they are sick of this wilderbeast.

 

[negative_feedback]

So close, so excited…. So ugly!!!!

Those teeth look so sharp - possibly worrisome during a bow job if she got a bit slack .

Although maybe there’s gluten in semen so no worries

 

[pixie spotty]

Little brandley and his toy bird. So yuck. So unattractive. The pair of them. He is so much littler than her. Such a turn off.
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Little brandley and his toy bird. So yuck. So unattractive. The pair of them. He is so much littler than her. Such a turn off.

 

[Watermeloncracker]

I do like the darker tone of blonde she seems to be atm. Suits her better than the yellow she has sometimes.

 

[Thatsmeinthecorner]

No photo with Jules?
Oh that's right...They always forget to take photos when they're together because they're having such a great time

 

[screenfreelookatme]

 

[StateOfMind]

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BRILLIANT

 

[accountaNILity]

So close, so excited…. So ugly!!!!

So filtered!

 

[negative_feedback]

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What language is this?? Hurts my head to read. Who says “an” instead of and besides teenagers. Still can’t use AN correctly haha

 

[Eliza-Ann]

What language is this?? Hurts my head to read. Who says “an” instead of and besides teenagers. Still can’t use AN correctly haha

Its how Sez talks lol but i think its screenfree predicting the next post lol

 

[how.now.brown.cow]

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I love how good you are at these that I genuinely think for a split second I'm reading a sezzy screenshot when in fact it's a screeny original

 

[Eliza-Ann]

I love how good you are at these that I genuinely think for a split second I'm reading a sezzy screenshot when in fact it's a screeny original

Im the same, catches me lol. Wait till Sez starts using them lol

 

[ljch]

I wonder why the cadet didn't go.

Because Pink is for girls only, amiritefellas? Unless you count that time when it was Knox’s entire personality.

 

[waitingandwondering]

I love how good you are at these that I genuinely think for a split second I'm reading a sezzy screenshot when in fact it's a screeny original

I always have to check the username. Gives me a second giggle when I see it’s Screeny!

 

[notgifted]

The @screenfreelookatme gag posts are so good, they get us going because Sez is so predictable & we know that Screeny has the Sez grammar down pat, years of not knowing if we use a or an is paying off

 

[StateOfMind]

In the unsurprising news, Sez said the lube for the pear is a GAME CHANGER. Much like preparing school lunches the night before
Note though, that lube bottle is not totally full so maybe there's been a bit of action....ewwww that's not a great image, sorry guys

 

[Filter Free February]

In the unsurprising news, Sez said the lube for the pear is a GAME CHANGER. Much like preparing school lunches the night before
Note though, that lube bottle is not totally full so maybe there's been a bit of action....ewwww that's not a great image, sorry guys

I reckon she read here and squirted some down the sink massage oil isn’t getting a workout though

 

[StateOfMind]

Also, this....

The 'oh it's a complete coincidence' shoes, all look rather new don't you think?

 

[Watchingtheseclowns]

Wow! She really said this! Quote “ take the shame away from female pleasure”. Goes to show the level of intimacy in their household! No wonder hubby is looking elsewhere Big Sez!

 

[Bobley_the_1st]

In the unsurprising news, Sez said the lube for the pear is a GAME CHANGER. Much like preparing school lunches the night before
Note though, that lube bottle is not totally full so maybe there's been a bit of action....ewwww that's not a great image, sorry guys

She’s looking pretty messy…maybe she just used it….