The Kearns #32 Jacks of all trades, masters of none. All fun and games til the flood waters come!

[DoomScroller]

So his mother is back in the picture?? Is she there to collect another animal? Is the bloody bouncy castle on top of the ramp monstrosity? So many questions

Hang on a minute… is that a second hand jumping castle that Brandley is on?!? The horror!!!

 

[shortpoppysyndrome]

Cue a sex toy smack bang in the middle of your sons birthday shots. Gross.

It is not “literally” the best Mother’s Day present. In fact I literally cant think of a worse Mother’s Day present to give or to receive.

 

[livin_the_nuffy_life]

Oh geez!! All that very exxy radz ramp surface hacked and wacked together like that! Those lips in the joins will become ‘a dumb way to die’ if they’re not fixed properly.

Look, props for what he has achieved, but it’s OTT and the neighbours right on the fence line will have no peace and quiet, the reason they all live there in the first place.

It’s definitely a new version of the show Middle Upper Class Bogans.

 

[DoublePinkSeahorse]

I can't tell if he's making a joke at his expense or he doesn't know what these words mean...

 

[Kalesmoothie]

CONGRATULATIONS the OG @Bobley_the_1st for the winning thread title, tweaked slightly to fit. Original title “Thread 32 Kearnts Family, jacks of all trades, masters of none. It is all fun and games til the flood waters come.” with 52 votes!

You win a trip to the easter show, a flooded back lawn, a wonky home made $10000 skatepark, mouldy air conditioner vents and a coke allergy!

Same shit different day with these grifting losers. BigSez suddenly has hives but that could be just from the school holidays. Brandley was dubbed artistically gifted. Bobley came back but hasn’t been seen since.

Happy for one of our elite wordsmiths to do a full recrap!

Happy Easter!

 

[mochamondays]

Hasn’t Sez and her naturopath friend been besties for like…. Life?

The naturopath got married yesterday, no Sez in sight.

 

[Fostercat24]

He also worked at a gym for a while

And now he occupies a toilet. And makes his lunch in there as well.

 

[leeeeleeee]

Isn't it funny how anyone who disagrees with an influencer is a troll.

 

[GeorgieBox]

This woman is just a deadshit, dumbass parent. Imagine spoiling your children at such a young age - did you not think these kids are going to bankrupt you by the time they’re teenagers? Because you’ve never said no? Didn’t occur to you that you’ll be on the hook for very expensive teenage boy habits? Can’t wait til they just grunt at her. Absolute fucking idiot. I don’t think people are going to buy eye masks and vibrators from a washed up nasty piece of work.

 

[clickbait queens]

Man I’m hoping this over the top show of wealth for middle kid’s birthday has finally opened the eyes of more of their followers. Her birthday post from last night hasn’t even cracked 1,000 likes yet, read the room you bogan cashed up wankers! And the water coming up so close already is giving me life this swamp is the tattle gift that just keeps on giving

 

[Kip]

I thought Braddles worked 16 hours a day and barely had time to leave his cupboard for food so he got his own kitchen… how does he have time to be back flipping on a used bouncy castle?

 

[MrsZee83]

Council are investigating it. I have emails from PM Council saying the right departments are all looking into it.
They said they are there if I have any other questions or photos. So this morning I sent Sarah’s photo saying how huge it is along with her predictive measurements. And one of it so close to the neighbours boundary line.

 

[notgifted]

Ooh I’m going to quickly go and grab @kearnsconstruction and @bradthebuilder on Instagram.. I’ll be back

Make sure you add Official on the end

 

[DoomScroller]

Glad Teddy got to hang out with his bestie for the holidays 🫶
(Not you Sez, the iPad)
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Much relatable... so for a 7 year old they are getting $80earphones, a $150 speaker and a $3000+ skatepark and a birthday party.

Much relatable content Sez.

Meanwhile I am scouring the catalogues to see what I can afford to buy this week.

 

[GlenCocoGoneLoco]

Cats out of the bag guys, sez is hosting a 2 hour talk about our changing bodies

Wow
What a fun evening, watching Sez awkwardly talking about pleasuring herself

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Great that Brad could get off work by 5 for once

 

[Scrollonby]

The full lewk for anyone interested. Just buying whatever combo is on the model is the only thing she’s ever actually stuck to consistently. She did spice it up ala Emmylou with her activewear crop. O
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The full lewk for anyone interested. Just buying whatever combo is on the model is the only thing she’s ever actually stuck to consistently. She did spice it up ala Emmylou with her activewear crop. O
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$229 for Pants
$359 Jacket

I just can not fathom the money spent on her wardrobe!

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Hard work and sacrifice?...Someone show me where.

Lol, “not posting to brag”. That’s exactly why they’re posting . They are tacky af, new money, classless bogans and want everyone to know it.

 

[how.now.brown.cow]

Why is your 4 and a half yr old child still “reading” that’s not my books?!?

my daughter is a week older and has been off these books for legit 18+ mths. She would be horrified if I gave her a “baby book”

This! My 3.5 year old hasn't touched these books for such a long time.

Also, is that a new jelly cat for each child plus a new squishmallow for each child?! Isn't that like.....$250 on soft toys alone!?

 

[screenfreelookatme]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it… What these bogans prioritise their dollars on is mind boggling!! To spend $15k on a skate ramp, to impress a bunch of nobodies who don’t give a shit, and then to not provide a decent amount of food for the guests unfathomable

imagine if they spent those dollars on therapy instead!

Yeah…again, I’d be MORTIFIED. The party looked crap. Which is fine for a seven year old’s birthday party, but zero effort for their guests. Just an opportunity to show off. Gross. The school mum group chat would have been lit after that.