The Kearns #32 Jacks of all trades, masters of none. All fun and games til the flood waters come!

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See it’s not the vanilla sex toy that the school should be concerned about Sezzzzzzbag advertising. It’s doing that in between stories regarding her kids birthday. Fucking creepy
 
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Woah woah woah, I’m still relatively new to the Kearnts shit show - was both Sarah and brand in the police?!
 
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Indeed they were!
Brandley used to also be in the army too
Brandley for a hot minute in both “careers”.
Sez seems to have spent a lot of her “career” on Mat leave. Possibly was persuaded not to return after her last one
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And possibly, also because Sez hasn’t once posted a photo of the boys in school uniform (yet?). Although it’s not hard to find out where they attend, she isn’t giving away this information herself this time.
 
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Indeed they were!
Brandley used to also be in the army too
Let’s put this in context for a moment. Brandley is 33? He’s been revolutionising the aged Care Sector since… 2018 (correct me if I’m wrong)? Police Academy is 6-12 months training, then OJT; The Army is 3 months basic training then OJT. SO realistically he was never really Police or Army, he would’ve had enough time to do basic for both, probably fail a few things because we all know he has zero resilience, then cry because it’s too difficult, then medically discharge on mental health because he’s a soft Kearnt.
Big Sez wasn’t police either, she did the training and then spent her whole career on mat leave.
Guaranteed they both cried mental health discharge and claimed their pensions which is why they can continue to spend so much and Slimy Sez dog can stay at home.
They’re a disgusting example of a veteran so let’s not give them the credit for their “careers”.
 
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If he has been revolutionising the aged care industry since he was 28, that leaves 10 years for him to do both basic training and on the job training (and more) for both army and police doesn’t it?
 
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He never made it out of training for army. Apparently it was Sarah that was the problem, not Brad. She couldn’t handle him being gone for any length of time. He did 3 years in the police, including training/qualification. He also spent a decent chunk of time working in gyms. His resume is almost as tall as he is.
 
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Woah woah woah, I’m still relatively new to the Kearnts shit show - was both Sarah and brand in the police?!
I read that as bland, and you know what, it still applies.
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Resume is taller (not that that’s hard).
 
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Thank you my math was about as good as SWGWA there for a moment but glad you could clear that up
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If he has been revolutionising the aged care industry since he was 28, that leaves 10 years for him to do both basic training and on the job training (and more) for both army and police doesn’t it?
Look my math was off but I’m still not wrong
 
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She’s being strangely quiet, maybe someone’s already done an injury on the death trap skate ramp, or she’s realised just how insignificant as an influencer she is
 
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Brad did Officer Training so that’s 18months at RMC. Brad and Sarah lived in Canberra. Maybe Sarah couldn’t handle being away from family while Knox was a baby
 
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If he has been revolutionising the aged care industry since he was 28, that leaves 10 years for him to do both basic training and on the job training (and more) for both army and police doesn’t it?
He was also a sales person at a fitness centre don’t forget
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I actually think all his pathetic work history is listed on his LinkedIn
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Or the Wiki same same
 
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