The Kearns #32 Jacks of all trades, masters of none. All fun and games til the flood waters come!

[screenfreelookatme]

The short man syndrome on display is just next level

Also, it’s still a mini ramp, you tool. Stop pretending it’s not.

 

[kearns legal letter]

Think Lake Mac Council need a little email or 10 about this. Surely it would need a permit or a DA or something. Maybe it also needs a “disturbing the peace” complaint or three.

Add in an email to the school from concerned parents that their kids were on her stories alongside sex toy ads while you’re at it.

 

[Selling Self Awareness]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it… What these bogans prioritise their dollars on is mind boggling!! To spend $15k on a skate ramp, to impress a bunch of nobodies who don’t give a tit, and then to not provide a decent amount of food for the guests unfathomable

imagine if they spent those dollars on therapy instead!

 

[villanellebaby]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it… What these bogans prioritise their dollars on is mind boggling!! To spend $15k on a skate ramp, to impress a bunch of nobodies who don’t give a tit, and then to not provide a decent amount of food for the guests unfathomable

imagine if they spent those dollars on therapy instead!

at least there would have been enough toilets for all the kids?

 

[Selling Self Awareness]

Forever chasing external validation. The high doesn’t last long enough though does it Braddles? Better go spend some more $$$

 

[canijustsay]

Forever chasing external validation. The high doesn’t last long enough though does it Braddles? Better go spend some more $$$

Sarah wants a bigger deck….

that’s probably why she’s improvising with her toys. Brad’s deck doesn’t cut it anymore…

 

[screenfreelookatme]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it… What these bogans prioritise their dollars on is mind boggling!! To spend $15k on a skate ramp, to impress a bunch of nobodies who don’t give a tit, and then to not provide a decent amount of food for the guests unfathomable

imagine if they spent those dollars on therapy instead!

Yeah…again, I’d be MORTIFIED. The party looked crap. Which is fine for a seven year old’s birthday party, but zero effort for their guests. Just an opportunity to show off. Gross. The school mum group chat would have been lit after that.

 

[waitingandwondering]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it… What these bogans prioritise their dollars on is mind boggling!! To spend $15k on a skate ramp, to impress a bunch of nobodies who don’t give a tit, and then to not provide a decent amount of food for the guests unfathomable

imagine if they spent those dollars on therapy instead!

Or dental work?

 

[swampratkearns]

I can’t even hate follow them anymore so this is the first time I’ve seen it. I laughed so hard. It looks like a bunch of cut up cardboard boxes stapled together

 

[mochamondays]

I only recognized 2 kids from their previous school, the ballet coach’s kid, and the one that had to be friends with Sez and latched onto her like a leech (the graphic designer / website builder)

 

[screenfreelookatme]

I only recognized 2 kids from their previous school, the ballet coach’s kid, and the one that had to be friends with Sez and latched onto her like a leech (the graphic designer / website builder)

Some of the kids were from Sarah’s new gym too. Seems like it was mostly a party for Sarah, not Finn

 

[kimoii]

I don’t skate but surely all the raised bits on the surface is not good?? Wouldn’t you loose momentum? I can see a million hospital trips but I guess that is engagement!
Also have you ever seen a deck or anything with random screws everywhere? Maybe there is a reason?? Also the amazing year 12 wood work Brad struggled with using a guided rail? Maybe that’s why all the joins are whack

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Amazing! Yesterday Ted couldn’t use the ramp at all. Today he can use it while it’s wet and slippery, with slip on shoes, no safety pads and a helmet that doesn’t fit . Here’s a hint for fitting a helmet, if you can take it off without unclipping it, it’s doing sweet fa.
(also, allegedly all that time at the skate park and he couldn’t drop in? My daughter has been doing that on her two wheel scooter since she was 2. Did I mention that she’s a girl? )

 

[Thatsmeinthecorner]

Why does she promote her sister to be the poor single mum

Her sister is probably getting more action than she is. And with no strings attached.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Puddles for the blocked. I know they’re your love language.

 

[limpy]

Wow…. A sex ad right after your kids 7th birthday party reel. I have no words.

So gross, thought the exact same thing!!

 

[fulltimeEffluenter]

He used a jigsaw to cut it?! No wonder there’s so many bleeping gaps

 

[notgifted]

Add in an email to the school from concerned parents that their kids were on her stories alongside sex toy ads while you’re at it.

I sent the last sex toy ad she did to them, via DM on Insta, they read / viewed the message and never responded. I was very polite, asking how it aligns with the school values etc , so no reason for them not to even give a generic reply.
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Puddles for the blocked. I know they’re your love language.
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can’t wait until water seeps into all the gaps and fucks it all
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If they blew 10-15k on this monstrosity, they have rocks in their head.
That money could have gone towards a decent pool they so desperately wanted

 

[screenfreelookatme]

I still have the ick from “here’s a children’s birthday party, oh let’s take a quick ad break to talk about sex toys”.

 

[canijustsay]

Brads dumb ways to die reel doesn’t make sense. Except using the hashtag to gather new bot followers