Let's not forget Kel messaging children to meet up... No mention of skinny dipping yet though
Sorry, just catching up on the thread after spending yesterday at Great Ormond Street with my eldest. Speaking of which, Creepy and Lazy, you made that donation you said you'd be making yet?
Spent the past few pages laughing until I almost pee (pregnancy problems) at the thought of Creepy himself calling people creepy weirdos
I know they are known for their hypocrisy, but this is just golden
I won't waste my time making a list about all the reasons as to why you are a creepy weirdo, Chris.
With regards to your oversharing (yes YOUR oversharing, not people stalking you) - it won't matter that you're no longer showing moving updates (although we know the real reason is because you're totally fucked and will probably end up renting). Because you'll show the house eventually, and overshare once again.
Ps. You can't really call people "creepy weirdo stalkers" when you... Sorry, I mean your wife... drive round in a car with IFAM in the numberplate
Please begin using the one brain cell you both share between you. You're not sooooper dooooper famous, so take your head out of your arses. You're not special. You're just a creepy pervert with a gross, hog-like, enabler as a wife. The only reason we take an "interest" is because we want disgusting predators like you away from children for good.