Dramatic shots of thunder and lightning from the plane journey home for the preview. (I’m sure these are from a different plane journey because theirs didn’t look too bad.)
The vlog starts with Sarah heading off to buy a new suitcase and she returns with some monstrosity of a bag she’s found for 20 euros. It looks like it’s made out of bet gilroy from coronation streets knickers.
(no offence if you own that bag)
The girls aren’t keen on the bag. Isla liked it and Sarah explained she’s used it to bring home the pool floaties. Isla says sarah took ALL of the floaties but Sarah goes red explains she’s left a couple behind.
This is how cheap and tight Sarah and Chris are. Their girls got to enjoy pool inflatables that they had been given by kind families but chris and Sarah refuse to leave any behind for the next family and drag them home to rot in the garage!
I bet the hotel dingy is in there for Jace too.
Off to the shops and the girls buy top model colouring books with last nights winnings. Isla is getting a postcard then into the next shop for Isabelle to buy a colouring book and a sand art.
Sarah says three happy girls as they head back to the suitcases. Shot of Jace smiling. Chris has gone for a last all inclusive burger as Sarah explains she doesn't usually eat breakfast or lunch.
Sarah presses her cheek against the coach window for a cheesy montage.
The girls act like it’s Christmas because they got some colouring books and say thank you. Happiest I’ve seen them look so far this holiday.
Chris is in his tye dye t-shirt and Sarah says she’d like to lick him like a zap lolly.
Urghh
duck off sarah!
Esme is buying sweets for the girls and Esme has been guilt tripped into getting Chris his kinder bars! He’s so cheap! The girls shared three euro sweets and chris’ were seven!
They're on the plane and Chris is sitting next to Esme. He jokes she not having any more of the chocolate bars that she bought.
Pilot Chris is busy explaining it’s a big plane. No
tit Sherlock!
Shot of the plane wing and ”tell me you can take me home.” song.
Jace has a cheese and ham toastie. Isla is finger painting.
Plane wing.
The girls colouring.
No sign of the big storm and lightning that chris showed at the start unless I missed it. There was a 3 second clip of the rain from the window and maybe a bit of turbulence but I’m sure Chris made it look worst in the what’s coming up part at the beginning.
Off the flight into manchester airport.
Waiting for the car.
The car arrived and they’re off home. End of vlog.
To say how much Chris harped on about the car being somewhere else and had how delayed everything was they didn’t include much in the vlog at all. I must have missed the part where the plane had to circle over Liverpool! More lies as usual?
