The possibilities are endless.After trying to work out for ages who Sarah sounds like, I’ve finally worked it out. It’s Cilla Black.
‘Surprise, surprise, it’s HMRC.’
‘Surprise, surprise it’s Social Services.’
‘Surprise, surprise, your visa has been refused.’
‘Surprise, surprise, please step into this room so we can have a chat with you before you enter the country.’
‘Surprise, surprise, you’re now almost a million subscribers behind FF.’
‘Surprise, surprise, there’s a cheeky boi on the beach.’
‘Surprise, surprise, the angle was wider than first thought.’
‘Surprise, surprise, we’ve found Prinny.’