£15 a day to park at Gatwick longstay.
That’s not too bad. It’ll only cost them just over £200 when they return in a couple of weeks.
I’m still laughing this morning!
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
Sarah is probably already full swollen beef tomato face.
![Tomato :tomato: 🍅](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f345.png)
The place is over a 40 minute drive to anywhere. The plumbing is supposed to be bad with blocked toilets, sinks and floods. The windows aren’t waterproof. You can only access the roof via forklift if it needs fixing. The maintenance man may use a ladder but it’s unsafe and if he falls off it becomes creepy’s fault. People are going through lawsuits because some of them bought the same house!
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
Imagine buying your new home in Dubai and opening the door to be greeted with Sarah Ingham. Full tomato faced and in her bra and knickers frying a 26 egg omelette!
Creepy has found one of the cheapest places that you can buy on a payment plan. He won’t buy it. They’ll rent for three months and Sarah will be dry heaving anytime anyone mentions the time they moved to Dubai. They can’t afford to buy it and he knows it. In the uk she gets to spend all day in the shops while the older girls look after the little ones. She’ll have to stay in with the kids all day because it’s too hot to go out unless they want to spend ages in the car. It’s secluded and away from everything. No scouts for Isla. No seeing friends for Esme. No playroom full of toys for Jace and Mila. Sarah does very little parenting during the day while she’s off around the shops so she’s never going to be happy entertaining six children and an adult. Creepy has done this for himself just like with everything else. He’ll probably be off doing his own thing while Sarah is stuck in the tiny villa. Sarah will HATE every single thing about it. Wait until the spam and Lurpak withdrawals hit!
![Eyes :eyes: 👀](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f440.png)
She’ll want to go home way before the 3 month trial period.
Where the fuck will the new garage of doom go? Look how tiny the car ports are. How strange that a man earning 10k a week had to go for a three bedroom tiny home for his family of 8 (well 10 if we’re including big Frank and Colin.)
![Face with monocle :face_with_monocle: 🧐](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f9d0.png)
I bet creepy had to bribe Sarah with the Marc Jacobs handbag just to get her out there. “Come on Babe! You’ll fit right in in Dubai with your Marc Jacobs and Primark flip flops!”