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SIXTYNINEDUDES!
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Esme has already started eating her feelings like Isla has. She is going to lose her mind once it sets in that this is long term and not in a hotel.It’s so strange - she is an unemployed, uneducated adult living in her parents attic bedroom spaceThe channel will be dead in the water as soon as the girls start to leave home so he needs to do whatever he can to keep them away from society as much as he can do. Esme will see this extended trip to Dubai it as some luxurious lifestyle initially but she’ll grow tired of it quite quickly when she realises it’s not the same extravagance a hotel holiday will offer. There is no all inclusive, no short walks to the pool or the shops - nothing. They are locked away in a small 3 bedroom house with the smallest courtyard garden and overlooked by many.
Izzy is a lost cause at this point and don’t think she’ll be fussed either way. My heart breaks for Aurora and Mila having the be subjected to those temperatures for months.
I've said it before, looking at the damage being done to the kids to protect Chris' ego from having to admit he fucked the whole thing for all of them, it's like watching caged parrots at the zoo pulling their feathers out.
curious cookie jar
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They’re in their “fuck around and find out” era and I’m totally here for it 
N0sey.P4rker
Chatty Member
I know this is the least of the issues right now, but why is his nose piercing so far up his nose?!His hair is just absolutely ridiculous
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How can they say all this? Didn’t they say the other day they have never ever encountered trouble from the public
Just when you think they can't get in any more of a disastrous situation they somehow manage it 
Living in cramped substandard housing in the middle of nowhere, stuck inside for most of the day with extreme UV and filming aspirational content to push a pyramid scheme
, sure sucks to be them. They'll be hating it by the second day.
Family fizz at least had somewhere with sea views, were making decent money which made it worthwhile to reduce tax and had some things on their doorstep.
Living in cramped substandard housing in the middle of nowhere, stuck inside for most of the day with extreme UV and filming aspirational content to push a pyramid scheme
, sure sucks to be them. They'll be hating it by the second day.Family fizz at least had somewhere with sea views, were making decent money which made it worthwhile to reduce tax and had some things on their doorstep.
So.
Must wear appropriate clothes at all times.
No swearing in public or loud noise or affection.
No being drunk in public spaces.
There’s no weekend (Friday is their day of worship and to be respected as such, and presumably Muslim prayer times)
No photographs without permission - that includes vlogging.
No Misuse of social media/vlogging.
No casinos or gambling.
ALWAYS avoid summer months.
SHOPPING IS EXPENSIVE (so no B&M or similar)
Basically they’ll be deported within a week. I knew they were thick but that’s a whole new level.
Last time was a package holiday, same for most vloggers and rules are more lenient even then they stuck out. But they’re doing it themselves. FOOLS. One of the sites I looked at states it’s best for westerners to go package not do it yourself because the laws are so different. I know someone who got arrested there for having a drink, fortunately he was just deported but was treated really harshly when arrested. None of these know how to behave at all and staying in the desert?! Big no no.
The only not surprising thing is they didn’t go during Ramadan. Now THAT would have been a problem.
Must wear appropriate clothes at all times.
No swearing in public or loud noise or affection.
No being drunk in public spaces.
There’s no weekend (Friday is their day of worship and to be respected as such, and presumably Muslim prayer times)
No photographs without permission - that includes vlogging.
No Misuse of social media/vlogging.
No casinos or gambling.
ALWAYS avoid summer months.
SHOPPING IS EXPENSIVE (so no B&M or similar)
Basically they’ll be deported within a week. I knew they were thick but that’s a whole new level.
Last time was a package holiday, same for most vloggers and rules are more lenient even then they stuck out. But they’re doing it themselves. FOOLS. One of the sites I looked at states it’s best for westerners to go package not do it yourself because the laws are so different. I know someone who got arrested there for having a drink, fortunately he was just deported but was treated really harshly when arrested. None of these know how to behave at all and staying in the desert?! Big no no.
The only not surprising thing is they didn’t go during Ramadan. Now THAT would have been a problem.
alex43765
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Tately teabag
Is this from the secret ifam group?
They've never had any friends until now....so they've waited years and now that their paths have crossed, the Inghams have decided to up sticks and sod off, leaving their new-found friends to pick up the pieces and look after their pets.
If your friends are that good and you truly cherish them (and you're so financially secure that you could live anywhere you like), why wouldn't you just make yourself a better life here?
You don't value friendship...you're just using people, Sarah.
Rosie Tatler
VIP Member
And throw Jace in aswell as a freebie !It'd be a done deal if Esmemememe was my kid
Scotblock
VIP Member
No education, no driving licence, no social skills, no friends, no common sense, no street smarts and no fucking hope that Isabelle will ever break free of the Ingham cult. It sucks to be you Issy 
And as for Esme…..well Gobby McGoberson will meet her match one day and she will soon be knocked down a peg or two. Like her father Esme seems to think she’s some 10 out of 10 stunner! When in actual fact she’s more a 3 and a village somewhere must be missing an idiot out of 10 And I have to laugh at them all getting their eyebrows done on mass to go to Dubai Giving an Ingham a beauty treatment is tantamount to putting alloys on a wheelie bin
And as for Esme…..well Gobby McGoberson will meet her match one day and she will soon be knocked down a peg or two. Like her father Esme seems to think she’s some 10 out of 10 stunner! When in actual fact she’s more a 3 and a village somewhere must be missing an idiot out of 10 And I have to laugh at them all getting their eyebrows done on mass to go to Dubai Giving an Ingham a beauty treatment is tantamount to putting alloys on a wheelie bin
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Behelzabobs
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His hair is just absolutely ridiculous
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How can they say all this? Didn’t they say the other day they have never ever encountered trouble from the public
MissWinnie
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These comments have come out of nowhere. They’ve obviously seen Tattle have picked up where they are, also knowing we know that home is only booked out until 6th Aug if it’s the right one. They’ll claim this is what they’ve planned but then as the time approaches to come home, there will be decisions and excuses made that it’s not for them. For people who claim the best destination in the world for them is the scandi countries, it makes no sense they would suddenly choose to have a second home in one of the hottest parts of the world. He’s trying to pass himself off as this successful business man when he is anything but - if he was, he wouldn’t be taking them over there during their summer when residents leave the country because of the heat and extreme temperatures! You have to wonder if they are in the deep 
financially and this is his going out with a bang.
I think this is all going to backfire spectacularly if that’s the line they are going with. Why will the remaining iFam choose to follow them if they are no longer relevant? They want good old British content even if it is just trips to B&M. This is what many of their iFam know sadly, with many never being able to be in the position to step foot outside of the UK. The girls won’t cope with it either - with the laws and rules in place - there are even rules surrounding tattoos for Dubai residents! I can’t see Esme or Izzy being happy to cover themselves up - especially Izzy who seems to enjoy being half naked lately.
financially and this is his going out with a bang. I think this is all going to backfire spectacularly if that’s the line they are going with. Why will the remaining iFam choose to follow them if they are no longer relevant? They want good old British content even if it is just trips to B&M. This is what many of their iFam know sadly, with many never being able to be in the position to step foot outside of the UK. The girls won’t cope with it either - with the laws and rules in place - there are even rules surrounding tattoos for Dubai residents! I can’t see Esme or Izzy being happy to cover themselves up - especially Izzy who seems to enjoy being half naked lately.
LuBiLu
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My other half has a friend who is from Dubai, and lives there. Not a brokie either Mr Mingham. He has staff, private planes, and cars and properties worth millions.
All I'll say is they may think it is ok to dress like that because they're more 'relaxed' now. But they are still insulting their tradition by not adhering to the dress code. They are not respecting their dress code at all. Their dress code may not be enforced, but dressing in skimpy clothes is still not considered ok.
They also do not take any crap out there. You set one foot out line, do anything that is disrespectful towards their religion, culture and country, and you will know about it.
The Minghams know nothing about respecting other countries culture and traditions.
Absolute feral cretins the lot of them.
All I'll say is they may think it is ok to dress like that because they're more 'relaxed' now. But they are still insulting their tradition by not adhering to the dress code. They are not respecting their dress code at all. Their dress code may not be enforced, but dressing in skimpy clothes is still not considered ok.
They also do not take any crap out there. You set one foot out line, do anything that is disrespectful towards their religion, culture and country, and you will know about it.
The Minghams know nothing about respecting other countries culture and traditions.
Absolute feral cretins the lot of them.
Ghost82
Chatty Member
He’s such a wanker!
At the rate he’s going he’ll be living on handouts by next year. He’s paying a massive mortgage on the uk house that he’s left empty so he can drag his children to another country so he can pretend to buy a new home he’ll never be able to afford. The guy was saying his £80 food shop was expensive while he gushed about his cheap dried biscuits. Only £80 creepy? That’s practically free! Remember when creepy was nearly crying at the petrol pump and he had to have Jane and Steve give him a handout so he could pay for his petrol and get on the ferry? He couldn’t even buy tickets for Taylor swift without his own mother and father having to contribute half so you keep going trying to convince your little ifam that you can afford the expensive houses you’re going to show them before your wife finally puts her foot down and brings you back to the uk to scrimp and save again because you blew too much money trying to be like your idol. Even his kids know they’re following pipe dreams again. Poor Isla looks depressed. Esme is only going along with it because he’s been grooming her with designer gifts in order to convince her stupid mother to uproot her family again to keep creepy happy and Isabelle looks like a nervous wreck. Wait until they’re banned from the Dubai mall for filming tik toks and dressing inappropriately. Sarah will not move to Dubai permanently. I’m 99.9% certain of that. The heat alone will have her home before August along with the fact that they can’t afford it. He’s probably promised them all daily shopping sprees in the Dubai mall but we know that’s never going to happen if he’s calling his £80 food bill expensive.
As for the creepy bastard saying Dubai isn’t like that. You can wear what you like. Do me a fucking favour creepy and read up on the country you have traveled too. Woman’s shoulders and knees should be covered and he let his daughters walk in to the mall in tiny tops and booty shorts. Isabelle walks around looking like a nervous wreck anyway so how the fuck do you think she’ll cope when she’s shouted at by locals for dressing inappropriately? I can see these idiots banned from Malls, shops and restaurants before the month is out. He’s only saying they can wear what they like because they’re so stupidly unprepared and spent money on the wrong clothing. The girls suitcases probably look like the cast of love islands wardrobes and he’ll have to spend more money he hasn’t got on suitable clothing. It was your choice to take your children to a country with a lot of rules including dressing appropriately. You might not agree with it but rules are rules so fucking buy them new clothes or go home. They say they’ve read up everything there is to know about Dubai yet he let his daughters walk in the mall dressed inappropriately for the country they are in. Why would he do that to them? All three girls would be horrified if they were confronted about what they were wearing so why embarrass them like that? You know the rules because you’ve read the rules but your ego is so inflated that you don’t think they apply to you. I can’t imagine there is anyone alive who doesn’t know you dress modestly in public in Dubai.
He’s the type of man who will carry on walking if the girls get shouted at and leave them to deal with it. I bet he hid around a pillar while them men were paying attention to Isabelle.
He’s the worst kind of man I’ve ever seen. He puts his own happiness before his children’s. He should never have been a father because he doesn’t know what it takes to put somebody before himself.Now the things I’m looking forward to.…..
Sarah going full earth mother and ranting about her right to breast feed after getting thrown out of a restaurant, supermarket or Dubai mall. We all know it’s coming.
Creepy getting shouted at by a billionaire for crouching beside his Lamborghini in his primark flip flops. Bring on the Tim Curry after he got slapped in home alone, lip wobble!
They are so deluded and think they are above the law. They’ve gone here so unprepared. He could have booked them on a nice resort in Dubai and they could have dressed how they liked but no…. His budget only stretched to a tiny house far away from everywhere in the middle of the desert that is about £75 per night. That’s less that £10 per person per night ffs! Quit acting like you’re rolling in money creepy because it’s clear to everyone you’re doing Dubai on a budget like the manic little Brokie you are! You went in Dubai mall to buy a communal SIM card, an high chair and to eat what was probably McDonalds. Last of the big spenders.
I can seriously see creepy coming home in handcuffs if he doesn’t wise up and start respecting the rules of the country he’s staying in. Kayak Paul only left you with red cheeks. Wait and see what happens over there when you refuse to follow the rules. I can’t fucking wait for him to tell Dubai police ”It’s because we’re famous!” 
He thinks he’s above the law so I doubt it. I just hope Sarah has the decency to film him when he’s dragged away before crying for Jane in a Dubai police cell.
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