Malcolm Conkers
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The Ingram Family #335 - Damac ‘N’ Cheese.
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Cheezychips
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DoodlePoodle
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Lazy & Creepy trying to keep up with Tattle this evening 
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Knew they were too pussy to try America 
StrangeAsAngels
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US border guards and Florida authorities:
thegreencow
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Hi Tattlers, you didn't think I'd miss an Ingham holiday now did you? Things may be a bit hit and miss to start with as I get back into things but I will be here.
FINALLY SHARING OUR BIG NEWS WITH YOU ALL..
Why are the shorts halfway up her lard arse? That woman has no self respect!
Its 7am. Aurora asleep on the bed. Lazy applies her makeup in the corner of the hotel room. Stoooooonin views of the local garage.
Lazy waddles down a corridor. Today is day 1 of the rest of their lives. Every day is the first day of the rest of our lives you silly bitch. Lazy is pissed off that the girls are on a different floor to her. Creepstopher is waiting for Aurora to wake up. Lazy can’t get down the corridor to see the girls because of the security locks.
Breakfast. Isla looks half middle aged thanks to her weight gain. Jace is trying to grab Aurora’s feet. Lazy asks him what he wants for breakfast. She sounds ill. She asks Jace what yoghurt he wants and only asks Mila because she suddenly appears next to him. Breakfast for them is two pancakes with Nutella, a strawberry yoghurt, an apple, an orange and an apple juice. Isla has jam on two slices of toast, a pancake, egg and bacon. Lazy gets a coffee but isn't sure about eating. Aurora is having a croissant and peanut butter on toast. They decide against the toast and give her porridge instead. Lazy might buy a new Dior oil as she occasionally uses Esmememe’s. She also needs a new eyebrow palette as Creepstopher keeps using hers. She might also buy blusher and a highlighter.
Back in the hotel room, Mila is laying in bed. Isabelle forgot Lazy and Creepstopher’s room number so stood outside every room until she heard Aurora. Has she never heard of sending a text? They have 7 suitcases, 9 pieces of hand luggage and the pram. Creepstopher is dropping them off before dropping off the car. The plane seats are booked.
Cackling at the suitcases. Jace and Aurora have their Flytes. Isabelle and Lazy push the trollies and high five like toddlers on the walk to the lifts. Everyone else uses the travelator.
Creepstopher is fuming after having to pay £200 for excess baggage. They’re checked in. Lazy knew they’d be overweight. He’d assured her it would be totally fine at home when they were packing. Creepstopher suggested he could take his hoodie out. The airport guy roasted him.
Security. Panic to get all liquids out of the bags. Lazy asks Creepstopher whether putty is liquid. Esmé once got done for slime. Isabelle once left all her stuff at security.
Esmé and Mila’s bags were stopped at security for a full bottle of makeup remover and magnet tiles. Lazy has a £5 off voucher for duty free. Isla wants some sort of makeup that Lazy has at the manor but she says no because it’s £100. Lazy couldn’t get a makeup palette. They get a lip oil, Benefit highlighter and blush. Isla can’t decide whether she wants Tic Tacs or a lip oil. Lazy tries a cute blush; she’s never had a blush. Isla is her new best friend as she chose Tic Tacs. Everyone gets one treat each. Except Lazy, who gets 46.
Lazy has no idea how but it’s time to board. No time for Starbucks. They’re travelling on the biggest passenger aircraft in the world. Lazy is about to tell the kids where they’re going but Jace screeches that it’s Dubai. Surprise ruined. That’s not the end of it as there’s a catch.
Esmé says these are the nammiest seats they’ve ever had on a plane. Lazy orders Mila to sit next to Jace. Isla will sit with Lazy for take off. The air stewardess gives the kids (and Isabelle) toys and activity books. Aurora drops her toy on the floor but Cuntstopher leaves it to Lazy to pick it up, even though it’s right in front of him. Take off. Jace wants his telly on now. Window footage.
Aurora. Lazy tells Jace he has to wait 10 minutes until he can watch the telly. Take off felt slow. Jace watches the new Spiderman movie and eats his snack box. Mila is watching Sesame Street. She wants her lollipop but Lazy says that if she does she has to put the box away and they’ll have more after dinner. Isla has gone back to sit with the girls. Aurora plays on a blanket on the floor. Creepstopher is stealing sweets from Mila. Mila’s first ever flight was to Dubai in her brace. Swimming pools felt like saunas. There have been no hiccups or stress and it’s been a really enjoyable experience the past few days. The hotel experience was lovely. They massively over prepped as this isn’t a normal trip.
Aurora is now in the sky cot. Cackling. Lazy shows us Mila's dinner. She’s too busy to help her cut her chicken nuggets. Aurora wants out of the cot. Lazy shows us her dinner. She chose chicken pasta and has a bad boy cookie. Lazy and Aurora. Creepstopher is watching some movie Lazy doesn’t know. Can you get PornHub on airplanes? Asking for afriend top G. Lazy is watching Celine Dion in concert.
Iraq from the air. Funeral music. Lazy thinks they’re five and a half hours into the flight. Esmé has stolen Aurora. Creepstopher is slurping on sweets. Lazy has no idea what Jace is watching; it’s a penguin thing. The Ingham kids are always so well behaved on flights and don’t make a sound. The footage of Jace screeching begs to differ. The kids haven’t made a single peep the entire flight and never do. This is the most comfortable flight Isla has been on as she can recline her seat. Esmememe’s tv isn’t working so she’s been watching pre downloaded episodes of Vampire Diaries.
Mila wakes for ice cream. She ripped the headphones off when Rapunzel’s hair was cut off. Jace screeches that he wants to put his table up. What was that about the kids being well behaved? Insane thunderstorm over Iran. Landing.
Jace is sat in the storage part under the pram. The Inghams have all their baggage. Mila ran and fell over, smacking her head on the marble floor. Car and opening to door to the Air Bnb.
End of vlog
I can't wait to see what a disaster this is going to be. Someone is going to get heatstroke and hopefully he gets arrested too. I bet he'd think the jail is luxury. Whatever Family Fizz can do the Inghams will do better…
FINALLY SHARING OUR BIG NEWS WITH YOU ALL..
Why are the shorts halfway up her lard arse? That woman has no self respect!
Its 7am. Aurora asleep on the bed. Lazy applies her makeup in the corner of the hotel room. Stoooooonin views of the local garage.
Lazy waddles down a corridor. Today is day 1 of the rest of their lives. Every day is the first day of the rest of our lives you silly bitch. Lazy is pissed off that the girls are on a different floor to her. Creepstopher is waiting for Aurora to wake up. Lazy can’t get down the corridor to see the girls because of the security locks.
Breakfast. Isla looks half middle aged thanks to her weight gain. Jace is trying to grab Aurora’s feet. Lazy asks him what he wants for breakfast. She sounds ill. She asks Jace what yoghurt he wants and only asks Mila because she suddenly appears next to him. Breakfast for them is two pancakes with Nutella, a strawberry yoghurt, an apple, an orange and an apple juice. Isla has jam on two slices of toast, a pancake, egg and bacon. Lazy gets a coffee but isn't sure about eating. Aurora is having a croissant and peanut butter on toast. They decide against the toast and give her porridge instead. Lazy might buy a new Dior oil as she occasionally uses Esmememe’s. She also needs a new eyebrow palette as Creepstopher keeps using hers. She might also buy blusher and a highlighter.
Back in the hotel room, Mila is laying in bed. Isabelle forgot Lazy and Creepstopher’s room number so stood outside every room until she heard Aurora. Has she never heard of sending a text? They have 7 suitcases, 9 pieces of hand luggage and the pram. Creepstopher is dropping them off before dropping off the car. The plane seats are booked.
Cackling at the suitcases. Jace and Aurora have their Flytes. Isabelle and Lazy push the trollies and high five like toddlers on the walk to the lifts. Everyone else uses the travelator.
Creepstopher is fuming after having to pay £200 for excess baggage. They’re checked in. Lazy knew they’d be overweight. He’d assured her it would be totally fine at home when they were packing. Creepstopher suggested he could take his hoodie out. The airport guy roasted him.
Security. Panic to get all liquids out of the bags. Lazy asks Creepstopher whether putty is liquid. Esmé once got done for slime. Isabelle once left all her stuff at security.
Esmé and Mila’s bags were stopped at security for a full bottle of makeup remover and magnet tiles. Lazy has a £5 off voucher for duty free. Isla wants some sort of makeup that Lazy has at the manor but she says no because it’s £100. Lazy couldn’t get a makeup palette. They get a lip oil, Benefit highlighter and blush. Isla can’t decide whether she wants Tic Tacs or a lip oil. Lazy tries a cute blush; she’s never had a blush. Isla is her new best friend as she chose Tic Tacs. Everyone gets one treat each. Except Lazy, who gets 46.
Lazy has no idea how but it’s time to board. No time for Starbucks. They’re travelling on the biggest passenger aircraft in the world. Lazy is about to tell the kids where they’re going but Jace screeches that it’s Dubai. Surprise ruined. That’s not the end of it as there’s a catch.
Esmé says these are the nammiest seats they’ve ever had on a plane. Lazy orders Mila to sit next to Jace. Isla will sit with Lazy for take off. The air stewardess gives the kids (and Isabelle) toys and activity books. Aurora drops her toy on the floor but Cuntstopher leaves it to Lazy to pick it up, even though it’s right in front of him. Take off. Jace wants his telly on now. Window footage.
Aurora. Lazy tells Jace he has to wait 10 minutes until he can watch the telly. Take off felt slow. Jace watches the new Spiderman movie and eats his snack box. Mila is watching Sesame Street. She wants her lollipop but Lazy says that if she does she has to put the box away and they’ll have more after dinner. Isla has gone back to sit with the girls. Aurora plays on a blanket on the floor. Creepstopher is stealing sweets from Mila. Mila’s first ever flight was to Dubai in her brace. Swimming pools felt like saunas. There have been no hiccups or stress and it’s been a really enjoyable experience the past few days. The hotel experience was lovely. They massively over prepped as this isn’t a normal trip.
Aurora is now in the sky cot. Cackling. Lazy shows us Mila's dinner. She’s too busy to help her cut her chicken nuggets. Aurora wants out of the cot. Lazy shows us her dinner. She chose chicken pasta and has a bad boy cookie. Lazy and Aurora. Creepstopher is watching some movie Lazy doesn’t know. Can you get PornHub on airplanes? Asking for a
Iraq from the air. Funeral music. Lazy thinks they’re five and a half hours into the flight. Esmé has stolen Aurora. Creepstopher is slurping on sweets. Lazy has no idea what Jace is watching; it’s a penguin thing. The Ingham kids are always so well behaved on flights and don’t make a sound. The footage of Jace screeching begs to differ. The kids haven’t made a single peep the entire flight and never do. This is the most comfortable flight Isla has been on as she can recline her seat. Esmememe’s tv isn’t working so she’s been watching pre downloaded episodes of Vampire Diaries.
Mila wakes for ice cream. She ripped the headphones off when Rapunzel’s hair was cut off. Jace screeches that he wants to put his table up. What was that about the kids being well behaved? Insane thunderstorm over Iran. Landing.
Jace is sat in the storage part under the pram. The Inghams have all their baggage. Mila ran and fell over, smacking her head on the marble floor. Car and opening to door to the Air Bnb.
End of vlog
I can't wait to see what a disaster this is going to be. Someone is going to get heatstroke and hopefully he gets arrested too. I bet he'd think the jail is luxury. Whatever Family Fizz can do the Inghams will do better…
Web30
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The stairs look similar to the photo she put up of jace.What are the chances of this being the villa?Just a guess, obviously
Calm 3br townhouse at Damac Hills 2 Dubailand by Deluxe Holiday Homes
3 bed room though, seems tiny. It's booked right till the 6th August
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StrangeAsAngels
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I go away for a 45 min pilates class and I come back and we've already got where they're staying, how long it's booked, and how much he's paying per night I'm dead. Forget the FBI - just stick tattle on the case.
£73/night. That leaves a whopping £9,927 left over for Sarah's snacks, Esme's shopping and a couple of meals to share between the lot of them. OLLI!
I'm dead. Forget the FBI - just stick tattle on the case.£73/night. That leaves a whopping £9,927 left over for Sarah's snacks, Esme's shopping and a couple of meals to share between the lot of them. OLLI!
Stephie
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The whole trip is a marketing ploy for his pyramid scheme. He's there to film them looking around elaborate homes they could never afford, and car showrooms, and in shops they can't afford to shop in. To push the 'this is the life you could have if you buy my course' narrative on insta. It's a work trip. He's there for the photo's for his reels. Same reason they go to the arctic. Only that's in hope of getting banger scenic images and selling them online And I can't believe they would expect anyone to think otherwise.
Stephie
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It'd be a done deal if Esmemememe was my kid
So haven't moved there permanently, renting the small house until august.. where they will decide its not for them after all and move back to the uk lol We could have written this script for them.
In the mean time, their house in the uk is left unattended.. they've let the whole world know this. Voiding any insurance policies in place. They do like to take risks after all.
In the mean time, their house in the uk is left unattended.. they've let the whole world know this. Voiding any insurance policies in place. They do like to take risks after all.
SIXTYNINEDUDES!
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They haven't bought, he's talking absolute shite trying to be a johnny big bollix. "Our permanent second home". That's a rental they have until August.
They aren't entitled to buy anything on tourist visas.
He's talking absolute shite because he thinks that's how a real G would talk.
Tiny rental, miles from town, not enough space for everyone, kids in top of each other ,no school or days out, no B&m, can't afford the local designer gear for fattys shopping fix.
They won't make it to September.
Blanco
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OMG we have family who live on that estate 🫣 it has a Californian style pool with wave machine in the middle, the poor residents though most wouldn’t go there in the summer heat anyway.
The villas are very small and it will be hell with 8 of them stuck inside as they will need to be near the air con. For the next three months it is too hot to sit outside, bbq, walk or do any of the stuff you would want to do on holiday.
The villas are very small and it will be hell with 8 of them stuck inside as they will need to be near the air con. For the next three months it is too hot to sit outside, bbq, walk or do any of the stuff you would want to do on holiday.
paolo
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I noticed that too!Did they have a parasol attachment for the pram? I only saw them pulling the hood over when the baby needed shade. They're going to have to try harder than that.
Sarah DEFINITELY had eyes on those guys as they walked past. I'm not sure if they were looking at Isabelle or not wanting to be filmed (or both), but they were bothered about something....and then Isabelle suddenly covered up and put her jacket on.
But the Inghams NEVER attract any kind of negative attention when out in public, eh?
Lazy knows something isn't right with how those men are reacting and pointing at Izzy. She gave them a hard look though so they know better than to mess with her again
If you slow the video down the one man makes an unfriendly gesture.
They need to learn about the culture where they are visiting and smarten up fast.
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Him in an open topped sports car? With his hair? I want to see that!Give it a couple of days and creepy will have a sport car for rent