NHS UPDATE..
Lazy is firmly attached to the sofa. Theyāre off to the shops. Jace and Mila are staying at home with Isabelle because they donāt enjoy going to the shops. EsmĆ© and Isla are excited to go. Jace and Mila have ice lollies. Theyāre going to watch movies on the tv. He tells Lazy to get some snacks or push pops for himself and Mila when sheās out. Reminder of manners.
5 years old and they've ruined him; I've never known such an entitled young child.
Isabelle wants to use a teddy bear cup. They were meant to be for the little ones. Lazyās left breast was very painful yesterday like it was full. Sheās never had a full breast before. She thought it was because Aurora slept late. It hurt when Aurora brushed against it. Last night she noticed a red vein going up the boob. Every time she rolled over in the night it hurt. It might be mastitis but she has no fever.
Sheās going to make the Princess of Walesā cancer diagnosis all about her isnāt she? I can hear it now: āI know how she feels because Iāve had cancer scares too *wipes invisible tear*ā
The Inghams are in what is probably the worldās biggest B&M. Theyāre in the Prinny section picking up treats for her. Theyāve lost the ball thrower. The new one will stay in EsmĆ©ās bedroom because sheās good at looking after things.
Like those moths she killed? Lazy wants something for the garden to feed the wildlife. They have a lot of foxes and hedgehogs. Isla picks up a bag of mealworms but EsmĆ© says they canāt infest the garden with worms. The mealworms are dead. She puts the worms back.
Lazy has told everyone to stop being so ignorant. Creepstopher says she needs to get a bird seed feeder. The birds eat everything from their garden. Screeching about a hedgehog house. Thereās hedgehogs all over. Lazy and the girls want to get hedgehog food but Creepstopher says no because of the rats. They have mice in the field behind the manor. You canāt leave the garage door open at night time. He wants to give them salted nuts because āitās just a bird, itās not gonna careā. All the useless lump is doing is standing around giving orders.
Lazy doesnāt want to leave Isabelle at home alone for too long. She promised Mila sheād take her for a girls day out when they get home for lip gloss. B&M have the cutest section of girly girl things. Everything is labelled ā3+ yearsā but she doesnāt give a
tit.
EsmĆ© is looks at the fish tank Mini Verse surprise balls. The burger version is right up Lazyās street. Creepstopher shouts that heās a few aisles down. A second later Aurora can be heard crying. Lazy is too busy screeching about toy trainers and pretend plastic food.
Lazy wants to buy a box and scooper for the bird seed.
This will last all of five seconds like the vanishing tuff table, flying trampoline and snack boxes. Theyāve bought a Ā£10 bird table and peanuts. Creepstopher doesnāt want to buy a box for the bird seed. Lazy shows us the police set she's got for Jace. Moaning Creepstopher. He says it has to go in a cupboard.
EsmĆ© has been calling Lazy ādarlingā. Lazy knows lots of teenagers that call their mums by their actual name. Everyone calls her mummy. EsmĆ© films a Tik Tok.
The Inghams are home. Easter decorations. Lazy hadnāt realised thereās still Christmas decorations on the island. The Easter decorations will come out every spring. She ran into Home Bargains to get Creepstopher shaving foam and plastic Easter eggs on a plastic plant. Egg bowl for mini eggs. Easter island centrepiece reveal. So adorable. The candles smell divine.
Sheāll have to be careful with those around the cheap flammable B&M tat. Mila says she is scared in the bathroom.
Creepstopher thinks Aurora is at the age where sheāll love and appreciate the jumperoo so heās going to build it. Lazy puts her in it. She and Jace are more interesting in it than Aurora. She realises sheās put her in it the wrong way. Thereās a cushion under the feet to stop her dangling. Aurora is the most velcro baby as she likes being held. Creepstopher says sheāll be chill all day if he gets the hoover out. Lazy gives him the evils. Footage of Aurora to funeral music.
When YouTube goes tits up Creepstopher can make a living by loaning out his catalogue of music for funeral services. Making money out of the grieving is a very very lot an Ingham thing to do.
Lazy would be bodyguard for charity collections and nick the money to donate to B&M..
Lazy just showed Jace his first Mickey from Disney. She told him to put it in his bedroom. He told her āMama Iām a little too old for it as itās babyishā. The playroom is the bane of her life. Prinny looks like Pat Butcher but has the groomers soon. Lazy is turning the room into a play park. The two things she's ordered for Jace will take over the room and not in a good way. It wonāt look aesthetically pleasing to the eye. They canāt build it until the night before his birthday because heāll see it. Jace and Mila canāt be in the room whilst Lazy is cleaning because Mila is a tornado and takes everything she cleans away apart before moving on to the next thing. She put some dolls in the bottom of a pram and walked off.
Lazy has bought more āplastic crapā from the pound shop. She doesnāt know why some of the animal eggs are packaged in plastic and some cardboard. Mila points to which animals she likes the best but is told off by Lazy for grabbing.
Jace wouldnāt have been told off. He says he likes monsters. Lazy says āme tooā. Mila has been saying her hair is orange the past few days.
Lazy is back in the playroom. Sheās not going into the appointment thing again. She declined one last minute. The next one came through for Jaceās birthday and got a text saying to reply cancel to cancel or rebook to rebook. Because she technically declined two appointments they discharged her. She had a rant yesterday. People love to nit-pick at everything. Sheās āslatingā the NHS. It shouldāve said that if she didnāt accept the appointment sheād be taken off the list if itās as severe as taking away the care someone clearly needs. The text shouldāve said call to rebook. At 4:55pm last night her care was reinstated and she was told she has to accept the next appointment offered. The appointment cannot be booked until next week as everyone was about to go home. Lazy got a letter today saying the appointment was being cancelled by the hospital anyway. The appointment was for 9am on Jaceās birthday. There are no appointments available but her appointment is being treated as a priority and theyāll contact her in the future. Why are the hospital lying? If her condition deteriorates she has to call them. Why was she told different on the phone? Itās caused a night of stress and worry. Missed appointments cost something like Ā£160. She hasnāt missed any appointment and never misses any appointments. She wasnāt going to fly home for the January appointment.
Canāt be that worried then. Tomorrow is another fun day. Lazy has filmed more reels today. She wants to do more than photo dumps.
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this woman is unreal
