NHS UPDATE..
Lazy is firmly attached to the sofa. They’re off to the shops. Jace and Mila are staying at home with Isabelle because they don’t enjoy going to the shops. Esmé and Isla are excited to go. Jace and Mila have ice lollies. They’re going to watch movies on the tv. He tells Lazy to get some snacks or push pops for himself and Mila when she’s out. Reminder of manners.
5 years old and they've ruined him; I've never known such an entitled young child.
Isabelle wants to use a teddy bear cup. They were meant to be for the little ones. Lazy’s left breast was very painful yesterday like it was full. She’s never had a full breast before. She thought it was because Aurora slept late. It hurt when Aurora brushed against it. Last night she noticed a red vein going up the boob. Every time she rolled over in the night it hurt. It might be mastitis but she has no fever.
She’s going to make the Princess of Wales’ cancer diagnosis all about her isn’t she? I can hear it now: “I know how she feels because I’ve had cancer scares too *wipes invisible tear*”
The Inghams are in what is probably the world’s biggest B&M. They’re in the Prinny section picking up treats for her. They’ve lost the ball thrower. The new one will stay in Esmé’s bedroom because she’s good at looking after things.
Like those moths she killed? Lazy wants something for the garden to feed the wildlife. They have a lot of foxes and hedgehogs. Isla picks up a bag of mealworms but Esmé says they can’t infest the garden with worms. The mealworms are dead. She puts the worms back.
Lazy has told everyone to stop being so ignorant. Creepstopher says she needs to get a bird seed feeder. The birds eat everything from their garden. Screeching about a hedgehog house. There’s hedgehogs all over. Lazy and the girls want to get hedgehog food but Creepstopher says no because of the rats. They have mice in the field behind the manor. You can’t leave the garage door open at night time. He wants to give them salted nuts because “it’s just a bird, it’s not gonna care”. All the useless lump is doing is standing around giving orders.
Lazy doesn’t want to leave Isabelle at home alone for too long. She promised Mila she’d take her for a girls day out when they get home for lip gloss. B&M have the cutest section of girly girl things. Everything is labelled ‘3+ years’ but she doesn’t give a
tit.
Esmé is looks at the fish tank Mini Verse surprise balls. The burger version is right up Lazy’s street. Creepstopher shouts that he’s a few aisles down. A second later Aurora can be heard crying. Lazy is too busy screeching about toy trainers and pretend plastic food.
Lazy wants to buy a box and scooper for the bird seed.
This will last all of five seconds like the vanishing tuff table, flying trampoline and snack boxes. They’ve bought a £10 bird table and peanuts. Creepstopher doesn’t want to buy a box for the bird seed. Lazy shows us the police set she's got for Jace. Moaning Creepstopher. He says it has to go in a cupboard.
Esmé has been calling Lazy “darling”. Lazy knows lots of teenagers that call their mums by their actual name. Everyone calls her mummy. Esmé films a Tik Tok.
The Inghams are home. Easter decorations. Lazy hadn’t realised there’s still Christmas decorations on the island. The Easter decorations will come out every spring. She ran into Home Bargains to get Creepstopher shaving foam and plastic Easter eggs on a plastic plant. Egg bowl for mini eggs. Easter island centrepiece reveal. So adorable. The candles smell divine.
She’ll have to be careful with those around the cheap flammable B&M tat. Mila says she is scared in the bathroom.
Creepstopher thinks Aurora is at the age where she’ll love and appreciate the jumperoo so he’s going to build it. Lazy puts her in it. She and Jace are more interesting in it than Aurora. She realises she’s put her in it the wrong way. There’s a cushion under the feet to stop her dangling. Aurora is the most velcro baby as she likes being held. Creepstopher says she’ll be chill all day if he gets the hoover out. Lazy gives him the evils. Footage of Aurora to funeral music.
When YouTube goes tits up Creepstopher can make a living by loaning out his catalogue of music for funeral services. Making money out of the grieving is a very very lot an Ingham thing to do.
Lazy would be bodyguard for charity collections and nick the money to donate to B&M..
Lazy just showed Jace his first Mickey from Disney. She told him to put it in his bedroom. He told her “Mama I’m a little too old for it as it’s babyish”. The playroom is the bane of her life. Prinny looks like Pat Butcher but has the groomers soon. Lazy is turning the room into a play park. The two things she's ordered for Jace will take over the room and not in a good way. It won’t look aesthetically pleasing to the eye. They can’t build it until the night before his birthday because he’ll see it. Jace and Mila can’t be in the room whilst Lazy is cleaning because Mila is a tornado and takes everything she cleans away apart before moving on to the next thing. She put some dolls in the bottom of a pram and walked off.
Lazy has bought more “plastic crap” from the pound shop. She doesn’t know why some of the animal eggs are packaged in plastic and some cardboard. Mila points to which animals she likes the best but is told off by Lazy for grabbing.
Jace wouldn’t have been told off. He says he likes monsters. Lazy says “me too”. Mila has been saying her hair is orange the past few days.
Lazy is back in the playroom. She’s not going into the appointment thing again. She declined one last minute. The next one came through for Jace’s birthday and got a text saying to reply cancel to cancel or rebook to rebook. Because she technically declined two appointments they discharged her. She had a rant yesterday. People love to nit-pick at everything. She’s ‘slating’ the NHS. It should’ve said that if she didn’t accept the appointment she’d be taken off the list if it’s as severe as taking away the care someone clearly needs. The text should’ve said call to rebook. At 4:55pm last night her care was reinstated and she was told she has to accept the next appointment offered. The appointment cannot be booked until next week as everyone was about to go home. Lazy got a letter today saying the appointment was being cancelled by the hospital anyway. The appointment was for 9am on Jace’s birthday. There are no appointments available but her appointment is being treated as a priority and they’ll contact her in the future. Why are the hospital lying? If her condition deteriorates she has to call them. Why was she told different on the phone? It’s caused a night of stress and worry. Missed appointments cost something like £160. She hasn’t missed any appointment and never misses any appointments. She wasn’t going to fly home for the January appointment.
Can’t be that worried then. Tomorrow is another fun day. Lazy has filmed more reels today. She wants to do more than photo dumps.
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He even tried to get Sarah to put back a launcher to throw a ball for prinny because he said they’ve already got one. It’s probably hidden knee deep in tit in the Garage of doom but anything to save a pound! Sit the duck down creepy! Your Brokie is showing.
