AN EARLY EASTER SURPRISE FOR THE GIRLS!
Big man Creepstopher says Prinny is in so much trouble right now. She knows what she’s done. She’s a fooooooooo. A half black fooooooooo. He said the word “grooming” so she must’ve known and thought she’d take the “absolute p” beforehand and destroy herself.
Is he too scared to say piss in case YouTube take away his £10 pocket money? He heads outside but doesn’t want her anywhere near him and tells her “sit down please. Stay.” She’s a musty dog poo rolling dog. She’s going to the groomers for a big fat bath.
They should book the entire family in for a big fat bath. She hates the groomers but as she’s taken the Michael of Creepstopher he isn’t bothered.
She hates the groomers because she’s so knotty and matted because her owners don’t fucking look after her properly. They could learn how to groom her themselves; would come easily to Creepo.
Everyone has woken up with a spring in their step. Jace turns 5 tomorrow. For Lazy 5 is big boy territory. They have a few things to do in town. Isabelle and Isla want to go too. Esmé is staying at home which is lucky because Lazy wants to get Jace’s cake, some balloons and a few treats. They had a lovely day yesterday with friends coming around. The friends had a 17 year old girl, 13 year old girl, 5 year old boy and 2 year old girl. They arrived at 2pm and didn’t leave until 10:30pm. Hi Steve and Granny Groomer are coming for a tea party tomorrow.
Isabelle has never laughed so hard in her entire life. Isla was crying because her cup melted when she made her iced coffee. Esmé gave her money to buy a new one before Isabelle had the opportunity to. Today is a big day because the minibus has an MOT. Then they’re going to pick Prinny up and drop her home.
Lazy is at the petrol station. Creepstopher forgot the tell her the plumber was coming this morning so they had to wait to go out. Some ifam came over to get a photo. Isabelle said hi but was in her own bubble. She doesn’t like the smile she did.
Cackling about Creepstopher driving the minibus. Lazy tells Isabelle to get mule box shots. It looks top heavy.
The Inghams are in town. Creepstopher has run off to the bank with Isabelle. Lazy, Aurora and Isla are off to Card Factory for balloons and wrapping paper. Lazy went to Argos ready for a fight about the bike handlebars. A man had told her a note was put on the system but the lady said there was no system. The handlebars will be in store tomorrow. Isla wants a foot long cookie from Subway.
Lazy couldn’t pay in Card Factory because she forgot to take the card from controlling Creepstopher. Everything is behind the till and she’ll go back. She’s in Primark for an outfit for Jace’s birthday. He’s always wanted light up trainers so she got some Hulk ones. She’s looking for a Hulk top to go with it. It isn’t what Lazy would choose. She’s found a Batman top to go with black skinny jeans for tomorrow.
Jace doesn’t need any toys. Lazy is in Tesco looking at dress up suits. The Tonie figures haven’t arrived. It said 2-3 day delivery. The shelf arrived but she ordered that through a different company. He has 9 presents and 2 really big main presents. Lazy might get him a Hulk dress up costume. They don’t have a onesie in 5-6, which would last him longer. She picks up a Batman hoodie.
Jace wants a Lightning McQueen cake like last year but Lazy wants to get him the Spiderman one. Isla likes it too. Lazy has bought him green dinosaur candles. If it was up to her she’d get the safari one. She feels bad for him. Then she sees that the Lightning cake is chocolate but she already has a chocolate cake. The Spiderman one is rasp-bree.
So as Jace gets a nice character cake that he’ll love I hope that Mila gets a similar one.
Esmé has cleaned the entire kitchen. They got her giant and sour skittles as a treat. They also got pomegranates “pommers”. Lazy bought some plastic tumblers for the kids the other day from B&M. Prinny is home. Isla cuts the pomegranate. There’s more in a 95p one than one of the 89p pre-packaged box. There’s 5 times in the actual fruit.
Lazy hopes dinner will be simple. She hasn’t cooked orzo in her entire life. They have so much gravy. Lazy can’t cook rice so she hopes to have better luck. It’s basically a vegetabley rice with garlic bread. Cooking.
Dinner is rated a solid 10 by Lazy. Esmé rates it a solid 8.5. Creepstopher says it needs garlic bread and without it its just alright. Lazy is upset. He gives it 8. Everyone is getting a doughnut for dessert.
Lazy is so tired after wrapping Jace’s presents. She’s shattered. Creepstopher is downstairs in building hell. It’s good that they didn’t get the bike. She didn’t buy much compared to normal because a lot of the gifts are expensive. She can’t give the Tonie shelf without the figures so he'll get it next week. She’s fished out a gift from the garage of doom that she bought, but didn’t give to him a couple of years ago; a mini trolley. The main present has taken over the playroom.
Lazy has a gift from Hi Steve and Granny Groomer for the three girls. They’re for Easter instead of an Easter egg. Granny Groomer didn’t want to wait until tomorrow because Jace’s birthday is about Jace. White Fox bag.
Lazy tells the girls to go and sit on the sofa. Jace rushes over yelling “YES YES”. Lazy tells him to watch his head. He thinks it might be more Christmas presents and Lazy says he’s so funny. The kids close their eyes. Jace and Isla hold their hands out. Lazy tells Jace “mate” that she actually doesn’t have anything for him.
Thegreencow cackles. Esmé isn’t thrilled that she only gets one package but her sisters get two.
Jace growls and snatches Esmé’s present from her. She gets a hoodie but the others get a smaller outfit. Jace is upset. They weren’t sure what size to get Isla because they’re ladies clothes.
The girls try the clothes on. Jace says they're ugly. Lazy says he's on one tonight.
I'd be on one too, cancelling his birthday and party for being a brat.
End of vlog
Lazy's reaction to Creepo saying her orzo needs garlic bread. Maybe sausage (fingers) would've been a safer option.