GETTING SCAMMED ONLINE & SNOWMOBILING ON FROZEN RIVERS
Drone. Creepstopher shows us the view from the balcony. Evil cackle after asking the girls if they’re ready to go snowmobiling.
Mr POW WOW BOOM turns on the engine of the snowmobile. “Yeah boy”. Esmé tells him to go fast. That gut of his is certainly growing. Snowmobiling footage to the usual rap song. Yawn.
The lyrics talk about being illiterate. The irony! Esmé is in charge of filming the top G. Creepstopher's ego does not fit on the screen.
Lazy and the little three kids are having a pyjama day. Does anyone else’s gums swell up at the back where their wisdom teeth are? She’s biting it all day and it’s starting to get sore. Aurora started crying and Lazy is struggling without Creepstopher being there. Jace was upset because Mila had more magna tiles than him.
They really need to teach him how to set an example to his younger siblings. His behaviour will not fly when the gravy train starts to trickle and he has to return to school. Lazy is happy she is doing nothing today.
Aurora has mega blocks on her lap. Lazy takes the zebra rattle away from her. She’s bought toys with them that they haven’t played with before. Jace thinks they got them for Christmas but she tells him they’re not new. Creepstopher is going to take Jace on the snowmobile around the car park later.
King Jace but poor Mila never gets any of those privileges. Not once have they properly acknowledged or rewarded her bravery for being in the spica for so long, not helped by their stupidity. It’s a huge thing for such a small child to go through.
Back to the rapping and snowmobiling. Moose. Yawn. Drone. Yawn. Isabelle returns. Time for Jace to have a turn. Isabelle seems to want to take him on the snowmobile instead of Creepstopher.
Lazy was having a pyjama day but Creepstopher said there’s a moose. The lady has offered to take her on the jet ski to see it. She finds the “meese” fascinating. Esmé, Isla and Jace have gone to play with the dogs at the lady’s house. She’s made Jace a hot chocolate. He goes outside with the long haired son from the other family.
He’s a lot taller than Jace so that was definitely Mila in the Mini Vlog Monday.
Creepstopher tells us Karasjok is FAMOUS for its pizzas. They were blown away last time. They have four pizzas and two boxes of chips. One pizza will be for lunch tomorrow. They have a taco pizza with pineapple for Jace.
Lazy is about to end the vlog but has to tell us this. She hopes it enlighten at least one of us. Arguing over how to say Shein. It’s a controversial place to buy clothes from. The curve range fits size 16 Lazy well. She’s found a cute dress for summer. It’s £13.59 but goes up to £14.52 when added to the basket.
Isla covers up the address but thicko Lazy showed it earlier. Lazy clicks checkout and the dress is now £17. It’s the biggest scam. How can they do that?
They learnt from the expert scammers themselves - they’ve been watching the Ingham vlogs. They’ve spent a lot of money on Shein since 2020 and have never noticed the scam. You get a handling fee over £160 so Lazy never pays over that. She always does three separate orders.
The Inghams are taking the day off tomorrow to lounge around watching movies and play family games. Don't cry though because Lazy is filming the day for mini vlog Monday.
End of vlog
I’ve said it before but Dave was a genuine family guy who was a good laugh on his channel. Sending more prayers to his wife Sarah and all their young kids.
