WAKING UP TO OUR TRAMPOLINE BEING GONE!
Creepstopher wakes up to an empty garden. Lazy sings. There’s stress because the trampoline is missing from the garden. They went to the top floor and saw it in the field. They had a panic so he’s gone out into the rain to take the trampoline apart and throw the bits over the fence. The Asda food order is due to be picked up at 11am but Lazy clicked the link and checked in. She’s still at home and they’ve assumed she’s outside in her car. Her gammon and Turkey have been substituted. There’s no black bags, stuffing, Christmas crackers or cheese. It was her biggest fear. They’re now going to have to mess around going to supermarkets. They aren’t a checking in to where they’re going until tomorrow.
Creepstopher shows us "my trampoline" in the pylon field. It’s travelled half a km. he can’t drag it and he can’t believe the wind has blown it over the fence without damaging the fence.
The trampoline frame is bent and damaged. He’s taken the skin you bounce on off but the steel is mashed together. It weighs a ton and is stupidly heavy. He’s taken the bits that make it a sail off. Hes going to have to call the police and tell them. He already called them anyway on 101 because he was concerned it could damage houses. He wanted strapping lads to help him. They’re leaving today and there’s nothing he can do. He’ll organise for someone to move it.
Lazy is in the rv. She doesn’t want to have to go out once they get to where they’re going. She went into Asda on the off chance they had her bags, chocolate gateau, stuffing, apple juice and festive Bakewells. Lazy managed to get her missing items. They’ve got a fridge into the boot that has been turned down to -18°C. Lazy has been playing Tetris with the fridge. She needed to pick something up from Argos. They needed three of something but only got two. She went to pay and on her way out noticed pigs in blankets stuffing. Then at the till she noticed a lady with pyjamas with a 70% off offer. Lazy only wears underwear in bed so wears pyjamas as loungewear. The only sizes available were 18 so one size bigger than her usual.
Lazy got another pair of pyjamas but gave them to Creepstopher to wrap them up for her for Christmas. They were £7 in Tesco. They only had big sizes. She has a pair of pyjamas for every day they’re away so may not need to take any clothes.
Isla and Aurora. Aurora’s neck is getting really strong. It’s 6pm and they’re not leaving for another hour. They’re almost done. They wanted to do two hours tonight and then it won’t be so bad tomorrow. Lazy is sad not to be home for Christmas. There will be no walking downstairs with the twinkle lights on. They’re having a New Year’s party.
Creepstopher gets out of the rv to top the petrol up. He closed the bifold door at the manor and says the night didn’t end the way he expected it to. Come back tomorrow at 5pm.
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