thegreencow
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DEALING WITH A HEAT WAVE IN A CARAVAN AT 35 WEEKS PREGNANT!
Lazy cackles at Jace watering the grass with the water gun. Mila struggles to do the same but Lazy is too busy filming to help her.
Mila wants an apple. Lazy is chopping grapes. Esme gets herself some birthday cake, which looks like it’s been bulldozed. Lazy tells Jace she’ll give him apple, grapes and banana. She adds a chocolate biscuit and cackles at the finished bowls. Mila is sulking and Lazy says she can’t have her bowl until she stops. She immediately stops.
Lazy is having some nuts. Isabelle is going to have a cuppa. Lazy is walking around in her bra and knickers with the doors open as she’s so bloomin’ hot. Isabelle got mega 600 page books for her birthday and has read both in two days. She had a day chilling in her room and she walked to the beach, sat at the beach and walked back with her head in a book. She went into her room with her head in the book and has just emerged now. She needs to read it all so she can get her opinion on it.
Lazy asks Jace and Mila if they’re ready for their swimming trip. Creepstopher explains that they booked the caravan through a private owner so they don’t have passes. He’s booking them into some facilities. They planned to do nothing this week for Isabelle’s birthday and because Lazy has been non stop for so many weeks now. She’s knackered but woke up this morning and fancied going swimming. They didn’t research the place much. The weather is insanely gorgeous.
The pools look insane and have a Millie’s Cookies inside. Creepstopher has got them activity passes for the four days they have left. It was £133 for them all. The pool doesn’t look busy but the outdoor pools are shut. There are so many activities. Creepstopher is upset there’s no skate park as he’s been practicing.
Walking to the pool. Quick shot inside the pool. Lazy says she looks like a lion with no eyebrows. They had the best time in the pool. Creepstopher was upset as the water felt cold to him but it was perfect for Lazy. They met loads of ifam. The pool is very strict on not filming. It was such a nice pool and huge. It’s a shame they couldn’t show us what it was like. Lazy likes the the fact there’s hills as they can sit on different levels and see the sea. There are twinkle lights everywhere. Creepstopher is gutted he doesn’t have his drone. Esmé, Isla, Jace and Mila are in the playground over the road with no supervision. It’s sandy. Lazy has seen four other parks. They’ve paid for this whole trip. Lazy sees Mila climbing up a net to the baby slide. She, Creepstopher and Isabelle are chilling in the sunshine.
Lazy and Isabelle head to get drinks. Playground footage. Jace rides his scuttle big back to the caravan.
Dinner is finished. Time to walk Prinny. She’s very excitable. Creepstopher was sat on the bed, clocked her eyes, dropped his phone and she jumped on him to start licking him. She’s never licked him so fast. Esmé laughs at his sliders and socks. There’s nothing wrong with sliders and socks.
Jace is joining in with the dog walk on his scuttle bug. He nearly crashes into the kerb. Creepstopher says he has full control over it. He wants to try out the snow toboggan/tubing tracks. The whole site has the best real estate on the ocean that Creepstopher has ever seen. It’s magic. Every lodge has the insane sea view. He would buy one here.
Creepstopher shows us the shop and café. Around the corner is the beach. You can sit on the “sofas” aka plastic café chairs and watch the ocean. Creepstopher tells Jace not to go down the hill towards the beach as his wheels will set on fire.
Jace holds a Guinea Pig. Christine says she’s so pretty. Hands are offered for Treacle to smell. She’s the most adventurous out of all three of the piggies. She loves giving Prinny kisses on her nose. Esmé yanks Jace’s arm out of the way so Creepstopher can get some footage of Treacle washing because that’s what squirrels do and it’s so cute. Prinny starts to climb onto the sofa and looks on eagerly.
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Mrs "we met loads of ifam" can't look at the camera. The "sofas".
Lazy cackles at Jace watering the grass with the water gun. Mila struggles to do the same but Lazy is too busy filming to help her.
Mila wants an apple. Lazy is chopping grapes. Esme gets herself some birthday cake, which looks like it’s been bulldozed. Lazy tells Jace she’ll give him apple, grapes and banana. She adds a chocolate biscuit and cackles at the finished bowls. Mila is sulking and Lazy says she can’t have her bowl until she stops. She immediately stops.
Lazy is having some nuts. Isabelle is going to have a cuppa. Lazy is walking around in her bra and knickers with the doors open as she’s so bloomin’ hot. Isabelle got mega 600 page books for her birthday and has read both in two days. She had a day chilling in her room and she walked to the beach, sat at the beach and walked back with her head in a book. She went into her room with her head in the book and has just emerged now. She needs to read it all so she can get her opinion on it.
Lazy asks Jace and Mila if they’re ready for their swimming trip. Creepstopher explains that they booked the caravan through a private owner so they don’t have passes. He’s booking them into some facilities. They planned to do nothing this week for Isabelle’s birthday and because Lazy has been non stop for so many weeks now. She’s knackered but woke up this morning and fancied going swimming. They didn’t research the place much. The weather is insanely gorgeous.
The pools look insane and have a Millie’s Cookies inside. Creepstopher has got them activity passes for the four days they have left. It was £133 for them all. The pool doesn’t look busy but the outdoor pools are shut. There are so many activities. Creepstopher is upset there’s no skate park as he’s been practicing.
Walking to the pool. Quick shot inside the pool. Lazy says she looks like a lion with no eyebrows. They had the best time in the pool. Creepstopher was upset as the water felt cold to him but it was perfect for Lazy. They met loads of ifam. The pool is very strict on not filming. It was such a nice pool and huge. It’s a shame they couldn’t show us what it was like. Lazy likes the the fact there’s hills as they can sit on different levels and see the sea. There are twinkle lights everywhere. Creepstopher is gutted he doesn’t have his drone. Esmé, Isla, Jace and Mila are in the playground over the road with no supervision. It’s sandy. Lazy has seen four other parks. They’ve paid for this whole trip. Lazy sees Mila climbing up a net to the baby slide. She, Creepstopher and Isabelle are chilling in the sunshine.
Lazy and Isabelle head to get drinks. Playground footage. Jace rides his scuttle big back to the caravan.
Dinner is finished. Time to walk Prinny. She’s very excitable. Creepstopher was sat on the bed, clocked her eyes, dropped his phone and she jumped on him to start licking him. She’s never licked him so fast. Esmé laughs at his sliders and socks. There’s nothing wrong with sliders and socks.
Jace is joining in with the dog walk on his scuttle bug. He nearly crashes into the kerb. Creepstopher says he has full control over it. He wants to try out the snow toboggan/tubing tracks. The whole site has the best real estate on the ocean that Creepstopher has ever seen. It’s magic. Every lodge has the insane sea view. He would buy one here.
Creepstopher shows us the shop and café. Around the corner is the beach. You can sit on the “sofas” aka plastic café chairs and watch the ocean. Creepstopher tells Jace not to go down the hill towards the beach as his wheels will set on fire.
Jace holds a Guinea Pig. Christine says she’s so pretty. Hands are offered for Treacle to smell. She’s the most adventurous out of all three of the piggies. She loves giving Prinny kisses on her nose. Esmé yanks Jace’s arm out of the way so Creepstopher can get some footage of Treacle washing because that’s what squirrels do and it’s so cute. Prinny starts to climb onto the sofa and looks on eagerly.
End of vlog
Mrs "we met loads of ifam" can't look at the camera. The "sofas".
Shame. I really wanted a life sized poster!
and speculating…
and if people continue to call him out that will eventually open the eyes of the few that have fallen for his scam. Has he actually threatened people where he says that people won’t share their personal info because it will leave them feeling vulnerable?! Does anyone know his housing situation when he met Sarah? Was he living at home with mummy and daddy because that would make the rant all the more funnier - it’s probably what he spent his teens and early adulthood years doing himself and he believes this is what other people do if they hate on you 
