FIRST DAY AT HOME AS A FAMILY OF 11! 
Lazy films Creepstopher tying her shoelaces. She “fanks” Babe and he kisses her. She’s not woken up in the best of moods as Creepstopher has edited the wrong vlog. He’s done it a couple of times before. A whole daily vlog has gone to waste. She showed us the nursery plans so that will go up yesterday if they can recover it. Granny Groomer and Hi Steve are going home tomorrow.
The Inghams are off out for breakfast. A couple of their friends who live a couple of doors up have a plane at the local airport, and they’ve been waiting for a break in the weather to be able to use the aircraft. Isla was supposed to be having a play date a couple of days ago, and they told the Inghams they’d let them know because they were hoping to go away.
Those imaginary playdates...
Planes. Jace and Mila in one of those stationary Spiderman rides. Creepstopher pours a beer. Shots of the kids and below average food. Esmé acts like it’s the best food ever. The maple syrup for the waffles smells like Mexico. Isla still needs to learn how to use cutlery properly. The girls all have a nice healthy can of coke each. After breakfast we get footage in the playground outside. No sign of the imaginary friends. Lazy doesn’t look pregnant, just fat with her pot belly and stumpy legs.
The Inghams are home. Screeching Esmé runs upstairs to see the babies whilst saying she doesn’t want to scare them. She’s shocked that they’ve eaten all the hay they were given. PowNameRevealComingSoon has been given the name Shadow. They’ve drank loads of water from the leaking bottle. They’re about to go downstairs and set up their pen on the carpet with a Tat and Me blanket underneath. Then they’ll “grab” the Guinea Pigs out of the cage and take them downstairs. Esmé mocks Isla when she says “walk downstairs”. Esmé never thought in a million dreams they’d get a Guinea Pig.
Mila hugs Lazy and she tells “my darling girl” she loves her. Brunch was delicious. The girls are so excited to get the Guinea Pigs out. They didn’t want to handle them yesterday as they were stressed. It’s stressful and nerve-wracking for small animals so they wanted them to settle in overnight. Esmé and Isla had a sleepover and the Guinea Pigs kept them up from 5am as they were so noisy. Isla used white noise. One kicked kicked sawdust into Esmé’s face.
Couldn't have happened to a nicer girl. They’ve eaten so much and Lazy needs to research feeding Guinea Pigs to see if you can over feed them. You can’t, can you? They’re coming out of their shell and playing. Esmé’s seems to be shyer. They’ve learnt they shouldn’t move the cage with them in it as it could potentially no longer be their safe place. They’ll carry them downstairs and then carry the cage separately. They’re setting up the pen because they want to play with them but can’t in the cage.
Guinea Pigs are brought downstairs to their exercise yard.
The pen is nowhere near big enough for three imo. Close shots of the Piggies and Creepstopher’s chins.
The vlog seem to be a bit glitchy and the screen keeps going black for a second. I don’t think it’s my laptop either as I’ve taken it off full screen and it’s only the vlog going black. Lazy cackles at Treacle as she feeds him/her hay. Wheeking. Creepstopher “goooood giiiiiiiiiil, it’s ok shhhhhhhh”.
It wants feeding you twat, not your effeminate voice in its ear.
Playpen footage. Tiny pile of hay in the middle.
I hope they chew Lazy’s tat blankets to shreds.
The Inghams are having a nice relaxing day. Jace and Mila are running riot on Hi Steve
whilst he’s trying to catch up on Tattle.
Hi Steve 
. Guinea Pig expert Sarah ‘Lazy’ Louise Ingham MRCVS says they’re so happy. They’ve given them some of Jace and Mila’s Melissa and Doug toys to hide in. It’s so cute because they’ve been going in and coming out. Treacle fell asleep. Lazy isn’t sure how long they can stay in the pen, but the pet shop lady told her people put them in the pen in the garden for a whole day. Isla says they’re not outdoor Guinea Pigs. Lazy says they can be but they’re keeping them indoors. She wouldn’t trust foxes. She is cooking a Christmas dinner today and has been craving one for so long.
Water is poured into the packet stuffing. Veg boils. Shots of the pigs in blankets and meats. Isabelle and Esmé cuddle the Guinea Pigs. Esmé says Treacle’s face looks like a squirrel. Creepstopher says he’s besotted with them because they’re beautiful whilst focussing the camera on Isabelle and Shadow.
Creepstopher reminds us that his beautiful wife is slaving away making a gorgeous Christmas dinner. Lazy is sat at the dinning table. She has made Christmas dinner every Christmas at Rosabelle Manor. Creepstopher asks Lazy to put her belly away. She says it's his and that he sucks all his weight in before he films but he denies this. The pigs in blankets, parsnips, cauliflower cheese and more than one meat make this a Christmas dinner rather than a bog standard Sunday roast. Dessert options are chocolate gateau, jam roly poly or sticky toffee pudding. Creepstopher says it’s been the worst day because he’s had a massive breakfast too but Lazy says that’s the best. They watched Taken as it’s the girls’ favourite movie and ate a massive bowl of popcorn.
Shots of food. The meat is drier than the Atacama and most of the other food over cooked. The veggies are boiled from frozen. Isla puts her food on a toddler tray.
The girls are in Esmé bedroom. The chocolate ganache was so good.
Isabelle is wearing a Britney t-shirt. The irony... Esmé had treacle sponge. Isla has got used to holding Squeaky Nibbles.
That Guinea Pig has had about a thousand names already and it’s only been there 24 hours. She always digs her nose into Isla’s arm and nibbles. They will be getting a bigger cage. The person at the pet shop said it would be fine for 2-3 weeks. This was the best thing they had in the shops. Esmé thinks the Guinea Pigs love the home because they walk around. Tomorrow they’re getting more stuff for them including new toys and water bottles. Prinny is very interested in them but has been such a good girl. They’re giving her extra love and aren’t pushing her away when they hold them because she’d get jealous and won’t love them. Esmé will always love Prinny the best. She and Isla are having another sleepover tonight.
End of vlog
Great idea to keep these out around young chuldren and animals.
seriously she was scared of a Guinea pig a few days ago, think Kimmie is safe 
