ENTERING A NEW COUNTRY! WHAT ARE OUR TRAVEL PLANS ON THIS TRIP?!
Lazy films Isla making a Pets at Home order for a Guinea Pig she’s not having.
Someone should probably inform all the pet shops in the area just in case though as a Guinea pig Christmas present is the sort of thing they’d do for clickbait tears. The cage in her basket is far too small for a Guinea pig, which like rabbits would ideally have a large enclosure. A hutch/cage is not enough. Isabelle thinks Lazy told her she’d buy her a bouquet of cats. Esme and Creepstopher DeWronge are begging Lazy for another dog.
That will definitely happen then as he always gets what he wants. Prinny needs a housemate. Lazy wouldn’t let Esme have another dog without getting Isabelle a cat and Isla a Guinea pig. Esme asks if she thinks Creepstopher would allow a hairy cat in the house. Isabelle points out that the women of the house shed a lot of hair anyway. Isla shows a photo of a hamster that she probably thinks is a Guinea pig. Esme thinks her dog is more relevant because it’s a dog. Lazy agrees that a cat doesn’t suit their family but a dog doesn’t either. Mila says a Guinea pig is a cow. Attempt to get her to say “guinea pig”. Lazy shows us Mila’s new giggling doll that drinks water and jumps up and down. yesterday Esme had the idea to put chocolate milk in the doll’s bottle instead of water. The contents of the nappy were brown instead of water so Mila threw the doll and nappy. She picked up a cold at Disneyland and it’s not going. They’re an hour from Spain.
Everyone was giddy this morning. They’re about to leave for Spain. Isla is washing her hands from going to the toilet. Driving. Busy toll. Creepstopher says this better be the last toll of France. 46€ charge. Driving.
Lazy can’t cope as they’re parked in front of a dog swimming pool. Why aren’t they more popular? It makes her miss Prinny. They wanted to bring her but they couldn’t. They were doing a lot of driving and it would be very hot. Disneyland would've meant leaving her at doggy daycare. They want to do some cities during the trip. It wouldn’t have been fair on her. Aside from that she would’ve needed jabs and a passport but they left it too late. You have to wait three weeks after the jab but then leave within 10 days. The rules were strict and it didn’t work with when they could get her into the vets.
Isla has done a presentation on getting a guinea pig. It’s 1st July. Her use of commas needs some work. Isla wants a single female Guinea pig so she needs to do more research as it's recommend they be kept in pairs. Worryingly, Isla has also included one of those tiny novelty hamster wheels, a big no-no for guinea pigs, in her presentation and toys more suitable for mice and hamsters. It’s clear Isla has just chosen the cutest things on a two second Google search. Name suggestions include Ink, Toast, Chewy, ‘Cocao’, Hamlet, Poppins, Popie, Boo boo, Cuddles, Bacon, Chopper, Inky, Scooter, Coco, Butter, Fruity and Fluffy. Cackling. Facts about Guinea pigs are they don’t come from Guinea, they can break dance and have an odd number of dumplings (toes). She includes a few photos of herself that she probably found on Google or those creepy stalker ‘fan’ pages at the end. Esme and Isla are obsessed with Mila’s toes. They’re excited to get in the sea for a swim.
Creepstopher points out that they parked the car in a campsite car park as opposed to the park for the night car park. Mila runs across the car park with no supervision and moving vehicles.
Lazy waddles backwards onto the beach whilst dragging all the crap in the pram. Swimming. They parked in a parking field on a campsite as they had no pitches left. The lovely lady says they don’t usually allow it but would for £2.50 per adult and £2 per child and it includes access to the pool and facilities. Bargain. The kids loved the beach. They’re at the pool for an hour. Pool footage.
The Inghams are back at the van. Creepstopher sneaks out from around the side to show their outdoor set up. It’s the most beautiful, perfect day but windy. There’s no point vlogging in wind as you can’t hear anything. Creepstopher is in the garage getting the outdoor kitchen out. They’re restocking the fridge with cans. They’re close to a massive mega water park so have decided to hit the hugest water park tomorrow. Cooking.
Dinner finished a couple of hours. They sat out for as long as they could before the mosquitoes arrived. Before they end the vlog Lazy wants to quickly tell us about the route they’re taking. “Quickly” means a 6 minute clip. Last year they went to Greece but ended up stopping at so many countries on the way down that they only had 10 days there. This summer they decided to explore Greece via Italy. Isabelle really wanted to recreate the 2020 road trip. As they spoke about the trip Isabelle would reflect on the trip. She’s 18 this year so Lazy wanted to do a trip the girls wanted to do. They have a lot they want to see in Spain and the girls want to go to the island of Portugal. They remember buying potatoes in Spar and getting an omelette in Minganilla. It will have 2020 vibes. New memories. Insane. They have to be mindful of baby waby and are on limited time. Next year will be Greece with baby waby as Creepstopher wants to go. They don’t film the negative things but negative things happened in France. It was a bit of a nightmare expensive disaster on three occasions and they wanted to go home. Lazy is glad to have left France. They’ll talk about it another day. Tomorrow is a monster day.
End of vlog
Guinea pig highlights. Worryingly she can't tell the difference between a wheel and ball.