CANNOT BELIEVE THAT JUST HAPPENED.. 
We’re joining the Inghams on the road. Creepstopher Dewronge traps Lazy’s greasy hair in the window. They’re heading to a spot in Tarragona, where they’ll stay for a couple of days. One of the girls in particular are very excited. Mila sings.
The Inghams are on the beach. Jace starts screeching at a sandcastle he’s made which, like Rosabelle Manor, isn’t very structurally sound. Lazy bends down to help Mila and the audience gets an eyeful. They’re a bit farther down from Salou. Creepstopher hopes that isn’t thunder in the background. He may have said the f word but he's so quick I can’t really make it out clearly. They’re not getting lucky with the weather at the beach at the moment. They’re doing something really cool tomorrow that the girls don’t know about. If we can see it in the distance on the wide lens we’re amazing. Salou is the place for van-lifeing. They found an incredible 5* place on the side of the road near the beach. There was loads of space to park and for Lazy to haul her toad arse out of the van. It’s 33°. They’ll tell the girls later what they’re doing tomorrow.
This will sound lame. They came to Salou last time and parked at a different place to do what they’re doing tomorrow. They walked to McDonald’s that looked out to sea. The menu was insane and the girls got iced coffees with ice cream on top. That’s what the girls think they’re doing today. They’ll zoom around on the bikes and e-scooters. Thunder.
Lazy has had a shower courtesy of the rain. Isabelle felt rain on her book. Lazy is too busy yapping away to the camera to dry Mila’s hair. Mila has mosquito bites on her head. Lazy has a mixture of rain and sweat. She’s joking; she has the same condition as Prince Andrew and doesn’t sweat. Creepstopher sweats. They’re getting a cup of whilst they watch the storm.
Creepstopher is prowling the supermarket as they need a couple of groceries. They were bumming the day away in the van. Bump shot from Lazy’s tits. She’s popped recently. She’s 26 weeks and tempted by the bakery. The girls are engrossed in their movies and didn’t want to come. Lazy excitedly announces that the girls don’t eat seeded rolls so Creepstopher and Lazy will have two each with cream cheese and ham. Holidays bring out the cream cheese in all of them. Creepstopher doesn’t eat it at home but it has to be done on holiday. Fridge full of desserts. Creepstopher opens the door to show us. They leave with a haul including a big fan. They bought a couple the other day and they were really good. The air conditioning is no good when they’re wild camping as they need to be quiet, but the generator makes a low humming noise. They run the fans all night and they work well.
Driving. Lazy films Mila sat on the bike. They’re cycling to McDonald’s. Jace and Mila have chuldren’s seats specifically for electronic bikes. Isla loves the scooters as the last time she used them she scootered around the entire campsite and thought about how excited she was to do it with all her family. ‘Cycling’ time lapse. Jace asks where they’re going. Creepstopher ignores him and continues to film his face as he holds onto the bike one handed.
Jace is obsessed with pressing the horn. They just got into Salou and are recognising places. They’ve passed a lot of nice restaurants. They’ll do the Chinese buffet tomorrow.
McDonald’s is so busy but they've managed to secure a table outdoors. The bikes are behind them. It’s a weekday but busy. Creepstopher isn’t complaining. The menu has outdone itself. He’s ordered a double bourbon burger with egg. Isla ordered a barbecue chicken burger. Jace says something about loving cheese toasties. They had the funniest ride ever and are wild camping in the next town up from Salou. They were buzzing about being able to carry the bikes and scooters so they could do this more often.
Shot of Lazy’s cheesy bacon chips. Jace managed to open his apple juice all on his own after Creepstopher made it “woose”. Isabelle is ticking something off her bucket list for the trip by getting a coffee with ice cream in it. Esme can’t wait. We need them in the uk. Creepstopher says they can just make a latte and add vanilla ice cream.
Dinner finished. It was the best McDonald’s Esme has ever had. Two ambulances are there as a “worker” came out and couldn’t breathe. They felt bad for him. She apparently feels terrible. Dr Lazy thinks he had asthma. Mila is mesmerised by the blue lights. Cycling to piano funeral music. They have to stop because Creepstopher thought the moon looked incredible on the water. He asks the red faced bitch if she thinks the beach is so beautiful. She looks fed up. Isla is wearing the crocodile crocs. Couple of photos.
End of vlog
A complete lack of respect to those around them and all she had to do was tell Mila no and move her hand away!
They just wobbled up to the castle esplanade.
