The Ingham Family #286 The Very PR-Hungry Cotterpillar. What a load of balls.

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Prinny is neglected and the truth hurts eh Sarah & Chris ( as we know you read here) she goes for months on end before being groomed you can tell that by the nails and the tear staining which obviously you don't wipe daily either it is actually full of bacteria. You just dump her off at a groomers about 3 times a year when it should be around every 5/6 weeks - The pair of you are neglecting your dog and your children you CLOWNS!!!
 
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No one who have ever worked for these twats will ever work with them again. He said the usual groomer didn't have space. (Didn't want you as a client again numbnuts).
It does look like he did it himself. I think that's why he mentioned about choosing what kind of style to go for, to cover his arse if it turned out a bit funky crap.
 
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From the screenshots about Prinny..

“Not to mention she is never still running round the property all day”

Try again 🤡 this time using ENGLISH... go on son I have faith in you.

“Walked twice every day without fail”

When she’s barely with you due to your constant running away due to brattish behaviour.

Honestly you’re gonna start getting hate from 🤡s soon cos you giving them a bad name!!
 
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Thread suggestion long nails, grooming tales, holidaying incognito to hide their resident creepo
 
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Tell you what someone is gonna smack him in the mouth one day the way he shoots his mouth off online
 
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Omfg how much sugar are they going to eat on the plane. Feel sorry for the other passengers bet they were really hyper 🙄🙄.
No wonder Jason can't speak properly the creepster talks to him with that strange stupid voice.
 
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Prinny is neglected and the truth hurts eh Sarah & Chris ( as we know you read here) she goes for months on end before being groomed you can tell that by the nails and the tear staining which obviously you don't wipe daily either it is actually full of bacteria.
Her tear staining is really bad. Am I right in thinking that that can be a sign of a poor diet?
 
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I know she is a child but you can really tell how mean spirited Esme is, Just a nasty girl that is going to grow up to be a nasty person.
 
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The girl who posted the TikTok said she was on a 12hr shift at the airport on Thursday. Jet2 flew to Antalya at 14.05 on a Thursday. That’s when I think they went.
 
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HOLIDAY PREP! DAD IS IN BIG TROUBLE WITH MUM..

Creepstopher has had a crazy busy morning. An engineer came to replace some parts of the dishwasher as part of the warranty. They’ve had all sorts going on. Lots of madness as lots of things are happening this week. Prinny has been to the dog groomers and now the child groomer has come to pick her up. He hopes she isn’t balded. Creepstopher fawns over Prinny. She’s so happy when he comes. They need to show Mama and the girls. It’s one of the best cuts she’s ever had. He didn’t want her to look too poodley.

It was so funny when Prinny came in the house. Everyone is being mean about her haircut. Mila didn’t recognise her and was scared. She will be nice and comfortable for summer now. And autumn and winter until they can be bothered get her groomed again in the new year. Creepstopher has ordered a new camera as he’s done with this one. It’s a DSLR but not to standard they need and the wide angle lens is broke. Half the vlogs in the evening are horrendous. He’s using a canon camera but it isn’t good enough and wants to make sure he has the right equipment for holiday. The rubbish footage will be gone in a day or two. Lazy screeches that they’ve booked a holiday. Woohooooooooo.

The girls don’t want to know when they’re going or where they’re staying. They want it to be a surprise. Isla likes knowing but it’s better to wake up and be surprised. They used to love surprising the girls as often as they could and holiday surprises are some of the most popular vlogs. The girls went through a stage of wanting to know so they could get excited and be preppy. They have to do things differently now because the girls pack for themselves. Prinny is like a new puppy. Esme desperately needs a haircut as it’s dead on the ends so Lazy will trim it tonight.

Jace and Mila draw. Lazy has been on the garage to look at inflatables and found a set of two side tables that she cannot remember buying.

Lazy has come out because they need suitcases. They like overfilling them way too much and prefer extra large cases. The girls all have a cabin sized suitcase each and that is enough for this trip so now only need one case. Creepstopher refused to buy the one they found yesterday as he’s funny about only buying one of something if they need two, because they need to be the same. Lazy has come to Asda as she needs bread cakes for dinner tonight. She is worried about Jace’s clothes situation. His clothes order has been delayed. They’re going in a few days. If Asda is no good she’ll go to Matalan or the city centre as a last resort.

Back home, Esme and Mila are making a mess in the living room. Mama is making dinner. Mila is told she can’t have Esme’s sweeties. In the next clip she has hold of the packet again. She tries to get her to do a roly poly, and when she doesn’t, Esme forces her to. She thinks she’s getting used to Prinny’s haircut. Lazy then gets hold of the camera and tells us Esme is playing Minecraft when she was supposed to be watching Mila. Everyone was looking forward to halloumi burgers tonight but the mince goes out of date today. Nobody would eat it if the mince was out of date, especially Creepstopher. Lazy is gutted as she doesn’t like spag bol done in the pan. Jace is asleep on the sofa.

Lazy realises she didn’t film anything in the shops. It was a mission to run around and get everything she needed. Dinner prep. Creepstopher knew there was a reason he kept Lazy around. She’s making his favourite flexitarian tonight, spaghetti bolognaise. Lazy moans about cooking it like this as she stabs the mince. She doesn’t like it when there are big chunky lumps of mince. Creepstopher forgot to transfer the memory card last night and it happens on a daily basis. He pulls his ponce face whilst Lazy is moaning.

The kids love playing with Lego at the moment and it ends on tragedy because it ends up all over the floor. Mila gets frustrated because it doesn’t stick together and she smashes it up. Recently the whole house end up feeling like a tornado has ripped through it. Mila has reached her peak toddlerness and is constantly running around. The house is perfect in the mornings. Creepstopher spends his entire day cleaning. Every parent can relate.

Creepstopher is in Lazy’s bedroom. Lazy doesn’t realise he has found the holiday sweet stash in the suitcase she bought today. Mmmmhmmmmm. Fatty noncey ponce helps himself to a few cheeky snacks. Haribo Balla bites are his favourite and he snuck a packet out of the suitcase earlier. He’s been cleaning the bedroom. Today was duvet washing day and now he has to put the duvet in the case. Sexy hoovering footage. He’s interrupted mid hoover for dinner.

Creepstopher asks who remembers that a few days ago Esme and Isla made a pact that they wouldn’t argue with each other for five months in order to get floor seats to see Taylor Swift in the UK. Esme says they haven’t argued. She told a joke to Isla and she took it the wrong way. Esme then carried on and Isla got upset again. Meanwhile, Isla struggles to eat her spaghetti as she hasn’t been taught proper table manners. Jace has asked Creepstopher to turn the camera back on. He may as well be speaking Martian because I don’t understand a word. Creepstopher translates and tells us he had a very long nap and didn’t want to wake up. It’s nice to have naps in the daytime. Lazy asks if anyone else has peri mayonnaise on their spaghetti bolognaise because Creepstopher does. Everyone is revolted. Isla plays with her food in the background and eats individual pieces of spaghetti with her fingers.

The shopping addict had a semi successful shopping trip today. She didn’t get any clothes for Jace. There is nothing in the shops Jace’s size that she liked. She’ll wait to see if it arrives tomorrow or the next day (Thursday). She manage to get him a Pedro hat. It’s cute but Jace says it cool. She got him a hoodie in case it’s cold on the journey, and travel bits and sweets to bribe the kids to be good. She’s dreading the flight and moans about having to hold Mila on her knee the entire flight. There was no option to buy her a seat as the flight is full. They’re scattered around. Creepstopher refused to buy clothes the other day as he has clothes at home. Today he asked Lazy to go to Matalan as he has no clothes for holiday.

You know it’s getting holiday serious then the fooooooos are having meetings in the bedroom about packing suitcases. Isla shows us her cute suitcase. It’s a scooter one so she can ride through the airport with Jace. Lazy reminds her to pack toiletries.

Lazy is sat being the prepared mum she is and working on sweetie packs for the girls and Jace to take on the flight. She swears she got them all for the price of one bag of Maltesers at the airport. Isabelle wants wine gums and chewing gum for the flight. Lazy will pack her a lolly because of her ears. She will just pack her a bag and if she doesn’t want it someone else can have it. Isla has a production line going on with the sweets. You always get hungry on a plane and sweets make it better. Lazy craves UK sweets on holiday and this saves a fortune. Jace and Mila love pop-its and she’s found a pop-it lollipop.

Creepstopher has recruited Jace and Mila to clean the stair banisters tonight. Lazy sneaks out of the bedroom and tries to hide her size 24 16 body. Mila finds a beachball. Screeching. Prinny comes over for a cuddle.

Lazy finds out about Creepstopher eating the Haribo. He plays dumb and says they fell out. What they fell out and landed jn your fat four chin gob? Screeching. He has left four in the bottom and starts stroking her cheek.

Isla is so happy as today she’s tidied her room and made a teddy corner like a five year old. She struggles with where her big purple toy will go. She shows her three favourite teddies. One Esme gifted to her and she sleeps with it every night but she can’t decide if the name is Lennie or Lemmie. The next one is Angelica. The last one is a hot water bottle and sleeps with her every night.

End of vlog

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She’d be starting year 7 in September if they bothered to send her to school, imagine her rocking up to the canteen and eating her dinner like that. You expect that from Mila, not Isla.
I’ve debated saying anything but others have mentioned it lately so I am going to.
They really need to start doing something about Isla’s weight and her relationship with food now whilst she’s still young and growing. The difference in her from even just Christmas is shocking and it seems to be happening faster and faster. It’s not the poor girls fault, she’s bored and gets no stimulation from any other source so she leans to food and her greedy mother doesn’t see anything wrong with it. Just because you want to be fat and unhealthy Sarah, doesn’t mean you have to make your kids be too. Isla used to be such a slim girl, loved her fruit and very active. She gets no exercise and is fed mountains of food and junk. She’s going to have serious issues in a few years if they don’t take control. It’s nothing to be ashamed of, you can make it fun for her: walks, runs, cycles (not to the shop to buy junk). She’ll probably enjoy it so much and it will benefit her health in the long run. She’s still a child Sarah, please do what’s best for her.
There is nothing Sarah dislikes more than her children eating healthy and living a healthy, active life. She is a bitter, insecure woman who will literally sabotage their diets and make snide little comments at every opportunity. Chris has the appetite of a fussy toddler. He doesn't give a tit about anything as long as it suits his needs. Both incredibly selfish people who treat their children as possessions; not individuals in their own right.
 
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Her tear staining is really bad. Am I right in thinking that that can be a sign of a poor diet?
It is common with white breeds, what I dont understand though is a groomer can usually remove it, prinnys looks very bad tbh, one of my dogs would have it if her undereyes were not wiped daily - it is full of bacteria so they really should be cleaning it, dunno what groomer they went to but ermmm I would not be going back lol
 
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