The Ingham Family #286 The Very PR-Hungry Cotterpillar. What a load of balls.

[thegreencow]

Congratulations @mags

TLDR
- Chris has submitted another idea for the privacy wall around the stairs. The brain in his huge head must be tiny because it took him over four months to come up with it. The email was sent to the planning officer at 1am on Monday and the grammar and sentence structure is shoddy to say the least.
- Strict vegetarian Chris wants to catch a seagull, skin it, cook it and eat it.
- Sarah gave Mila's room another makeover. Her name was plastered everywhere and anywhere so she will never forget it.
- Esme and Isla have been promised Taylor Swift tickets if they don't argue for five months and do everything that is asked of them.
- We got confirmation of the Inghams only waking up in the afternoon. When Chris woke up Esme and Isla, the clock said 1:35 and it was far too light to be am. See below.
- The owner of Cotterpillar reiterated her support for the Inghams.
- Jace tried to snatch a bottle of juice from Mila. He has also been watching Chris' Hollywood G skater videos.
- Prinny has an appointment at the groomers next week.

Hi Steve

 

[MyNameIsInigoMontoya]

Hi Creepy and Lazy. As you seem desperate for new trends to latch onto for views, and the girls are pretending to be Swifties just now… can I suggest the natural progression is they become Law and Order SVU fans next. SVU is super in right now because of Benson and Stabler, and as the biggest Swiftie ever, Esme must be aware of the connection between SVU and Taylor Swift. Totally your idea of age appropriate for the girls, and Creepy would see a lot of himself in various characters. You could even visit NYC again to try and get invited onto set. I’d pay good money to see the creepster take on Olivia Benson… just a suggestion.

 

[nattis]

Hei Steve.

I am surprised they did not use a thumbnail like this one this time around.

Such a borefest of a vlog. I love nothing more than pennys trying to fall to the bottom

 

[becca7721]

You wanna cook a ‘seagull’ Chris? Go for it!!
I’ve my reasons for encouraging you in this endeavour.
Go on. Off ya go...

 

[JustHereForTheAgriculture]

I went to see Taylor Swift when I was 18. I went with two friends and we spent the afternoon in one of their houses having a laugh and doing our hair and makeup etc.
It’ll be a miracle if any of them even have a shower in the week leading up to the concert.

Not that I think they’re going. Just making the most of using Taylor Swift in the title for views now and then it’ll never be mentioned again.
Or they might get a ‘Bad news about Taylor Swift (the girls were devastated’ video by the end of the year when they can’t/didn’t bother to get tickets.

 

[higgledy.piggledy]

Bribing the girls who have earnt the majority of the views (except the views bought by creepy) to go the concert. Firstly, that girl has a new obsession every week because she lives her world through whatever’s hot on TikTok - obsessed with those biteable fruit shaped things, obsessed with fidgets etc. But how sad they’ve said Isla can go because Esme doesn’t have a single friend to go with.

BUT, don’t worry tattlers, creepy will ensure they get tickets and he will personally escort her there because can you imagine the amount of young vulnerable girls at the concert? Then again none of them will be able to see from floor standing because they’re no way near 6 foot in that family just 6 fat.

 

[Nounoupat]

How long till there un born baby getting her own reborn doll ?

 

[yuza]

Not that I’ll believe they’ll even see Taylor Swift, but if they did you just know it would be awful. Esme should be going with a friend, what about Lottie? Why does she always have to share everything with Isla.
And as others have said, Esme has earned enough money to buy herself a ticket without needing to be bribed by her parents. First Isabelle’s piercing and now Esme’s concert, this woman controls everything (apart from Jace because he’s allowed to be his own person and do whatever he likes).

 

[I can’t cope]

In the reply from Chris regarding his privacy screen for his staircase he said this and I quote: “PVC Screen is 6ft high or 180cm. Which will eliminate any problems with privacy. No one permanently living at my address is even close to 6ft tall.” If my memory serves me correctly didn’t they try to say that Chris was 180-185 cm tall when they were shopping for a sleeping bag for Chris? The bs meter is way up on this one. What a load of croc.

 

[Kate1970]

Seriously! Big sign on the fence! No access to beach! So just to show the cliffs he climbs the fence anyway! Not even a " do not do this" from him!
Go on and catch a Seagull and cook it ya fool!

 

[ChocolateCakeYum]

Chris trying to be king of knowledge again in the latest vlog by saying they should rename Asda to Walmart. It hasn’t been owned by Walmart in nearly 2 years! It’s owned by the Issa brothers.

 

[Wheeze]

Chris trying to be king of knowledge again in the latest vlog by saying they should rename Asda to Walmart. It hasn’t been owned by Walmart in nearly 2 years! It’s owned by the Issa brothers.

Getting a hard on for America again

 

[HuncaMunca]

Why does that stupid bleep think that rules, any rule, doesn‘t apply to him? He boils my piss, he really does. And the camp site didn’t fall into the ocean, it fell into the sea. Just like he should.

When I was 16, and just about to take my O’levels, Duran Duran announced they were going to be doing a UK tour. Me and my friends massive fans but never thought we’d get to go. However on the day they released tickets, when we were at school. my dad got on the phone and bought us tickets. I was very fortunate because we were quite wealthy , not set for life, so he did it for us as a leaving school present. He drove us to the venue, went for food, sat in the car park for a few hours then drove us all home, listening as we twittered on about Simon Le Bon looking at us . We’re all in our fifties now and we still talk about it. I was so grateful to my dad for doing that for us. He’d have never have wound us up, like Lazy has, because he’s a good man. I’d hate to have crappy parents, it must feel awful.

 

[ChocolateCakeYum]

Big Saz is really giving King Chaz a run for his money in the sausage finger steaks.

Also that double chin is humongous. She looks like she’s been trying to eat herself.

 

[Ziggzaggz]

If they go to a Taylor Swift concert (the real one not a tribute) I will eat my hat

 

[JustHereForTheAgriculture]

Big Saz is really giving King Chaz a run for his money in the sausage finger steaks.

Also that double chin is humongous. She looks like she’s been trying to eat herself.

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Sarah, for the love of god, put the cheese down!
That’s scary.

 

[Tublet83]

So Chris says they can’t go back swimming because it would be boring for the vlog. What was it replaced with the chav family filling it watching them play on 2p machines, and daily slop with extra cheese

 

[nattis]

Seriously! Big sign on the fence! No access to beach! So just to show the cliffs he climbs the fence anyway! Not even a " do not do this" from him!
Go on and catch a Seagull and cook it ya fool!

To be «fair» the sign did not specifically not say do not climb over to take a look over the cliff. They should have know Chris were comming and he need everything written Down.
I was hoping for some more of the cliff to fall out right then.

 

[Hils]

Great thread title

 

[sneakypeak04]

Why does Chris never look straight at camera and always look to the side hmmm still think they are name dropping Taylor swift to try and get tickets after all they are famous