The DPD van is definitely bigger and it’s heavily laden with all his modifications that have added a tit ton of weight to it and that’s before you stick the 7 of them in it !!! I don’t doubt for a second it’s overweight and Sarah should NOT be driving it !
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I doubt the pair could spell anxiety between them.Firstly I have never seen her drive on any of their special trips ( although I may be wrong)
How many times can a place be stunnin and amazing - every single place they go to they say the same thing
Either that ‘attack of nerves’ was fake and for sympathy after their newspaper rubbish backfired or he actually realised he might have bitten off more than he could chew
but suddenly everything was fine and it was back to normal - with a mental health for men lecture from Sarah and a mystery ride on a ferry and there was Sarah saying “ men can cry and have panic attacks” but laughing about it
they are the couple that have cried wolf so many times with fake drama they make me sick
DAD HAS PANIC ATTACK & LEAVES US ON A DANGEROUS ICE MOUNTAIN PASS! WINTER VAN LIFE NORWAY
Drone shots. Lazy’s fat egg head welcomes us to the vlog. She can’t control her smile because of where they are. Creepstopher is stroking his icicles. She was blown away by Switzerland. Her expectations of Norway have been blown out of the water. She wants to jump out of bed like a child. Mila plays in the snow. Esme and Isla fight with icicles and Isla winces as some of the ice flies into her face. Lazy makes a snow Angel and then puts her coat over her cheese slop tummy. Isla joins in and makes her own Angel. Footage of Lazy and Mila. More footage of Mila in the snow. Drone.
Lazy cannot cope with the views. She feels like she shouldn’t be talking. Well no you shouldn't. The kids should be in school, not plagiarising Bitesize. They’re on a peninsula thingymabobbydo. Isabelle is taking “shots” of the view. Esme is getting gimble shots on her phone. They got lucky when looking up Norway as the quietest time is winter. Lazy would always choose winteresque feel. They will have to come back in the summer. Cackling at Mila walking. 5 minutes and 10 seconds; that is how long It took before screechy Jace broke the silence. He can’t reach the mountain. Mountains keep growing up and up and up.
Driving and rap music. The plates are blurred out today. Hi Creepstopher. More banging on about the view. She has never felt so dodgy in her entire life. They’re on the scariest road in the whole world with no barrier.
Creepstopher just had the biggest panic attack Lazy has seen him have in his whole life. “I can’t I can’t, I need to get out of the van, I’m putting you all in danger”. They’re on a normal road but with no barriers. Lazy dreamt they were going to fall in the water last night. He has been doing the same on the way up. The road isn’t icy. There is snow and slush but no ice. Footage from Isabelle’s phone. The van is wobbling. Creepstopher puts something onscreen saying there WAS ice on large sections of the road. Back to Lazy, who films him walking way up the road and around the corner to try and get a signal to call mummy. Or maybe go on Tinder. Maybe this is the point they should turn around, drive to the airport and go home. Lazy says Creepstopher has not put them in danger.
Driving. Footage of them driving on the ice Lazy said wasn’t there. They make it to the top. They get out to check out the view. Drone. They finally get the place to themselves. It has exceeded Creepstopher’s expectations. They’re at Stegastein “stega-steen” Viewpoint above the Aurlandsfjord, the most photographed fjord in all of Norway. You could hear a pin drop and the acoustics are insane. It was a scary drive up but numerous vans that are nowhere near as kitted out as the Inghams’ have done it. He worries for everyone with him. He has put the snow chains on to go back down and they have snow tyres. Cars and vans with regular tyres on have driven up. Lazy and Creepstopher get a selfie as the kids have gone back to the van. Isabelle said Switzerland is just as magical. Creepstopher points out where the Spar and church are in the town below. Lazy doesn’t want to forget this moment. Suddenly the almost-silence is broken as Jace and Isla come screeching back over to Lazy and Creepstopher. They have put their coats and hats back on. Creepstopher picks Jace up to show him the view. Lazy was feeding a cat outside the Spar some salmon when a woman walked out and said she’d bought cat food for it. The shop doesn’t like people feeding the cat outside as it encourages it to shoplift. Everyone likes the idea of OLLI but spelt OLLIE.
Drive down the mountain. Drone shot of the town and church. Lazy cannot believe they’re now in a tunnel for 24km so an hour (or two with Creepstopher’s driving). He cringed at the footage pf the 'panic attack'. A tiny weeny one. He’s worried people will laugh at him. Lazy and Isabelle had the chat about stereotypes with him. Men can cry, have panic attacks and feel nervous. Male feelings are the same as womens. We all have irrational feelings. Creepstopher was upset about the shovel last night as he didn’t want to get out of the van but Lazy threatening to get out of the van and do it herself soo got him off his arse. They weren’t doing anything wrong today but Creepstopher has never driven roads like that before. It’s fine to act like that in front of the chuldren so they know dad has feelings. If anyone gives hate or gossip; sort yourself out. I think Creepstopher sets off a stinky one because Lazy says it’s suddenly got very hot. She doesn’t want Jace to think he hasn’t got the right to show emotions the girls can show. Creepstopher pulled over and just said he was panicking. They will laugh about it tonight. No one jumped up and decided to film him having the panic attack. They’re heading to the west coast for insane things.
This was unexpected. The Inghams were driving down the road and got to a ferry port. Cackle. They have to get on a boat. The road just stops. It’s so cool. Creepstopher said there was a ferry. Maybe there’s an option. He selected the no ferry route. Luckily they got here ten minutes before departure. It takes your registration plate and that’s how you pay. Lazy needs a wee wee and wonders if there are toilets on there. The van toilet not good enough Babe? The Inghams drive off the boat at Mannheller.
Preview of tomorrow. Creepstopher opens the van door to another fjord. Vlog ends with a drone shot of a load of strangers stood on the viewpoint.
End of vlog
Drone shots. Lazy’s fat egg head welcomes us to the vlog. She can’t control her smile because of where they are. Creepstopher is stroking his icicles. She was blown away by Switzerland. Her expectations of Norway have been blown out of the water. She wants to jump out of bed like a child. Mila plays in the snow. Esme and Isla fight with icicles and Isla winces as some of the ice flies into her face. Lazy makes a snow Angel and then puts her coat over her cheese slop tummy. Isla joins in and makes her own Angel. Footage of Lazy and Mila. More footage of Mila in the snow. Drone.
Lazy cannot cope with the views. She feels like she shouldn’t be talking. Well no you shouldn't. The kids should be in school, not plagiarising Bitesize. They’re on a peninsula thingymabobbydo. Isabelle is taking “shots” of the view. Esme is getting gimble shots on her phone. They got lucky when looking up Norway as the quietest time is winter. Lazy would always choose winteresque feel. They will have to come back in the summer. Cackling at Mila walking. 5 minutes and 10 seconds; that is how long It took before screechy Jace broke the silence. He can’t reach the mountain. Mountains keep growing up and up and up.
Driving and rap music. The plates are blurred out today. Hi Creepstopher. More banging on about the view. She has never felt so dodgy in her entire life. They’re on the scariest road in the whole world with no barrier.
Creepstopher just had the biggest panic attack Lazy has seen him have in his whole life. “I can’t I can’t, I need to get out of the van, I’m putting you all in danger”. They’re on a normal road but with no barriers. Lazy dreamt they were going to fall in the water last night. He has been doing the same on the way up. The road isn’t icy. There is snow and slush but no ice. Footage from Isabelle’s phone. The van is wobbling. Creepstopher puts something onscreen saying there WAS ice on large sections of the road. Back to Lazy, who films him walking way up the road and around the corner to try and get a signal to call mummy. Or maybe go on Tinder. Maybe this is the point they should turn around, drive to the airport and go home. Lazy says Creepstopher has not put them in danger.
Driving. Footage of them driving on the ice Lazy said wasn’t there. They make it to the top. They get out to check out the view. Drone. They finally get the place to themselves. It has exceeded Creepstopher’s expectations. They’re at Stegastein “stega-steen” Viewpoint above the Aurlandsfjord, the most photographed fjord in all of Norway. You could hear a pin drop and the acoustics are insane. It was a scary drive up but numerous vans that are nowhere near as kitted out as the Inghams’ have done it. He worries for everyone with him. He has put the snow chains on to go back down and they have snow tyres. Cars and vans with regular tyres on have driven up. Lazy and Creepstopher get a selfie as the kids have gone back to the van. Isabelle said Switzerland is just as magical. Creepstopher points out where the Spar and church are in the town below. Lazy doesn’t want to forget this moment. Suddenly the almost-silence is broken as Jace and Isla come screeching back over to Lazy and Creepstopher. They have put their coats and hats back on. Creepstopher picks Jace up to show him the view. Lazy was feeding a cat outside the Spar some salmon when a woman walked out and said she’d bought cat food for it. The shop doesn’t like people feeding the cat outside as it encourages it to shoplift. Everyone likes the idea of OLLI but spelt OLLIE.
Drive down the mountain. Drone shot of the town and church. Lazy cannot believe they’re now in a tunnel for 24km so an hour (or two with Creepstopher’s driving). He cringed at the footage pf the 'panic attack'. A tiny weeny one. He’s worried people will laugh at him. Lazy and Isabelle had the chat about stereotypes with him. Men can cry, have panic attacks and feel nervous. Male feelings are the same as womens. We all have irrational feelings. Creepstopher was upset about the shovel last night as he didn’t want to get out of the van but Lazy threatening to get out of the van and do it herself soo got him off his arse. They weren’t doing anything wrong today but Creepstopher has never driven roads like that before. It’s fine to act like that in front of the chuldren so they know dad has feelings. If anyone gives hate or gossip; sort yourself out. I think Creepstopher sets off a stinky one because Lazy says it’s suddenly got very hot. She doesn’t want Jace to think he hasn’t got the right to show emotions the girls can show. Creepstopher pulled over and just said he was panicking. They will laugh about it tonight. No one jumped up and decided to film him having the panic attack. They’re heading to the west coast for insane things.
This was unexpected. The Inghams were driving down the road and got to a ferry port. Cackle. They have to get on a boat. The road just stops. It’s so cool. Creepstopher said there was a ferry. Maybe there’s an option. He selected the no ferry route. Luckily they got here ten minutes before departure. It takes your registration plate and that’s how you pay. Lazy needs a wee wee and wonders if there are toilets on there. The van toilet not good enough Babe? The Inghams drive off the boat at Mannheller.
Preview of tomorrow. Creepstopher opens the van door to another fjord. Vlog ends with a drone shot of a load of strangers stood on the viewpoint.
End of vlog
I did not think about that, but Lazy and Creepy have no idea what that roadbill will be when they get home do they?
In Norway we instead off stopping every time to pay on tollroads we have autopay(maybe you have that in england also, I don't know) and you get the bill in the post later or foreigners should stop on certain places to pay also.
Just realised that when she talked about paying for the ferry.
In Norway we instead off stopping every time to pay on tollroads we have autopay(maybe you have that in england also, I don't know) and you get the bill in the post later or foreigners should stop on certain places to pay also.
Just realised that when she talked about paying for the ferry.
Jesus, I thought the Americans had shot down another Chinese spy balloon but it’s just lazy 
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Anxiety that affects your driving (which it must have done if he had to leave the van) must be reported to the DVLA - £1000 fine if not.
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Chris. Chris. I don’t think you realise how much you ruin family photos with that Gangsta sign and the facial pose. Why do you think you look cool doing this stuff and why are you convinced everyone like those poses too, when I fact everyone completely cringes at the site. Ugh
Can you report things like this to the dvla? Chances he’s informed them are slim to nil.
Exept Spar and 7/11 have they been inside anything since the hotel in Sweden?Oh and the sports store where Lazy and Creepy went in.
They never
brilliant piece of work greencow
creepy stroking his icicle
(that’s all he’s going to get to stroke this tripYes anyone can report.
Her tummy looks a bit round there, she said she had no base layers on unless it’s her outdoor trousers?
Look at the size of her in the background there as well, how she can claim she doesn’t photoshop herself I’ll never know.
Poor Mila in those clips - she looked so cold bless her
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Agree.Isabelle looked worried/upset too ,going by the picture above.Sarah ,you haven`t the slightest idea of how it is to actually be a parent to those children ,none of them look reassured or safe when you`re spouting your large gob off ,yet again!
How many days have passed since any of those mingers have had a proper wash. That van must reek like a tuna fish factory when they peel their clothes off of a night.
I had one of my dogs anal glands emptied at the vets today and I bet the smell from that lot is 100% worse.
I had one of my dogs anal glands emptied at the vets today and I bet the smell from that lot is 100% worse.
There was a reason all others disapeared when the Ingham's came except from the noice.
me too. I’ve said this on the last thread.
I don’t normally give much of a tit about what they get up to (bar concern about the kids lack of education or social isolation etc) but this trip really gives me a feeling that something awful is going to happen
Sarah drive the van il believe it when I see it, she does naff all
I must make it public…. My beautiful Dog-Rose started her periods today. She will be so embarrassed that Iv decided to share her personal demise. On that note I can confirm the vet bill will rise again in three months to make sure there are no little rose-buds adorning our walls.
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Has there been an update on the frozen pipes at all? I really worry that van could fail at any point, the kids might need medical attention or they have no heating and are miles away from anywhere. I'm surprised it's still heating and providing them all the electricity they need for their devices as it is. It seems like they are spending 23 out of 24 hours in the van. How is this allowed. I feel so sad for the kids.
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