Wait until they see old creeps wearing sarah‘s leggings and woooohoooo’ing at the pretty cliffs with Mila in the backpack and Jace hanging off her ear like an earring and then a tomato faced Sarah waddling along in her poo coat looking like something the BFG shat out.
If they go to the Eden project I’ll eat Chris’ beanie!
My Cornwall holiday predictions….
A lazy day watching Christmas movies in the air b&b because “we never get time to do that at home.”
Leaving the house just before dark so Creepy can film a sunset.
Missing sunset because creepy took them to the wrong area and wasted the hour they have out of the air b&b.
At some point creepy will want to live in Cornwall forever because it’s “soooo pretty! Look at all the stars.”
Off to the beach while lazy sits winded on a rock eating the Cornish pasty that’s supposed to be shared between seven. Creepy films Jace throwing a pebble into the sea and Mila sits on the naughty rock because Jace threw a pebble at her.
They’ll be a family of eight by the last day when big Frank joins them so it’ll be a trip to Cornish Primark for souvenirs so the 3 older girls can spend there £1 pocket money followed by a Cornish McDonalds.
Mila gets raged around like a toy so sad to watch, if I was having something to eat at a service station or even trying to clean up and these children were running around I wouldn’t be happy all so Sarah can have vlog content
maybe if she looks after it and trimmed it etc but not as it is 
