SURPRISE EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS! (THEY WE'RE NOT EXPECTING THIS!!) | VLOGMAS DAY 3
It’s vlogmas day 2. Creepstopher and Lazy argue about which day it it. Vlogmas starts on 1st December. Isabelle is awake but Lazy is waiting for half her chuldren to wake up. They’re trying not to be too loud. She thanks Beverley for going above and beyond by sending the S stocking. She has a small business called Planet Crochet. Lazy holds the card up and still calls it “crochet planet”. Jace wakes up and Lazy has to stop him from walking into the kitchen and seeing the elves without the other girls. They’re going to use the C and S stockings that don’t match in the bedroom. Beverley has sent presents for the chuldren. Esme gets four and Isla two but the others only get one. The phone rings and Lazy says it’s been a hectic morning for her and Creepstopher. She hangs the matching stockings and thanks Granny Groomer. She has left the tags on and will cut them off later.
They’ll be returned to the shops in the new year along with the rest of the presents.
Lazy opens her advent calendar. The picture makes her so happy and nostalgic. The bunny reminds her of the start of December when her mum would buy a pack of cards for school friends. She used to love sorting and handing the cards out. The girls didn’t want to do story time with Jace and Mila last night.
The kids enter the kitchen. The elves are on top of the fire. Jace has been good with the elves and knows he can’t touch them. He was able to open an extra book last night because Lazy accidentally wrapped up 25. Mila is still asleep but the others are too excited so are doing advent calendars without her. Jace wants to open the number 8 door. Lazy struggles to find the 2 even though it’s right in front of the camera. She asks if Jace needs help with his chocolate but he doesn’t. There is no chewing gum in Isabelle’s drawer so she has the one from yesterday, which she didn’t have as she thought they were all mint. Screaming from Jace about the Thomas calendar. Lazy wished she’d put a piece of chewing gum for everyone in Isabelle’s calendar.
Knowing that lot they’ll probably share that one piece between them all. Another reminder about the concept of advent calendars for cleeeeeeever booooooy Jace. Isla opens her pet from the calendar Esme made. Cackling as Jace says he got a candy in his wooden advent calendar. Lazy asks him to tell her the colour of the wrapper - blue. Jace says the chocolate looks like poo.
Mila is awake. Lazy loves the wooden toy scene she got for her. At the end of Christmas she will put the toys back in the boxes and bring it back out next year. She says Mila could use it every year and then for her chuldren and grandchuldren.
There were a lot of clips yesterday. They took a few hours off today. Creepstopher is setting up the vlog and it’s 4:30pm. They’re off to Lincoln Christmas market. The chuldren are eating sprinkles that taste of jelly beans. Lazy forgot that she had other countdown to Christmas calendars that she hasn’t got out yet. She got one on Vinted, another from Critter Crayons for Jace and Isla and one the girls aren’t having right now.
Mila is excited about opening the presents. Beverley is such a big ifam that she forgot she exists and didn’t send her a present. Esme gets 8 balls of yarn. Isabelle gets a scarf. Isla gets mittens for her baby reborn and an ice cream sleeping bag for the baby. Jace gets a crocheted gingerbread man but Lazy has to open it as he’s too busy eating. Screaming. Speaking of ginge, Lazy might get ginge and Santa out tomorrow. She asks Creepstopher what he thinks. He doesn’t want to talk about it and says no. He’s put Lazy’s face cream on.
He probably thinks it will stop him ageing bless him but it hasn’t helped Lazy.
Creepstopher asks what the Lincoln Cathedral malarkey is about. Lazy just wants a bratwurst and hot chocolate. You have to do a park and ride to get to the market and foghorn is less than thrilled. It’s £12 for 1 car of 7 people to get there and back. Creepstopher moans that it better be worth it and not like York. It’s open for 4 days, he reckons it will be well good and is looking forward to mulled wine and a bratwurst. They board the bus and Creepstopher says it cost them £14.
Creepstopher states the obvious and says they have to remember where the pick up point is.
Can’t he just drop a pin on his map like he did when they were on the road trip? Isabelle says it will be him who gets lost. She calls him “mate” and he says he’s not her mate, he’s her dad.
Lincoln is the most beautiful old English town ever and insanely pretty with the lights and Ferris wheel. It was well worth it because of the smells. They meet someone called Mila and Lazy says they’ve never met anyone called Mila before. Esme says there might be yarn at the market. Lazy knows they’ve been to Lincoln before and are in Lincoln now but she didn’t put the two places together and realise it was the same place. Footage of the market.
This is the 40th annual market. The Inghams are queueing to get into the castle as there are stalls in there. They said over the tannoy that people are loitering at the entrance so they have to queue so people can come out. Esme remembers where that are because Isabelle helped a man to pull a bin when they came last time.
Creepstopher has a mulled wine. It looks like Lazy has some as well. He has become a mulled wine connoisseur. What he is drinking is not mulled wine. He paid £8 for 2 and tastes like hot red wine.
He already sounds drunk so must like it. They’re trying to walk around because Mila is on one. They’ve seen a few stalls around at other markets that make house signs for the gate. They have a sign for their gate already but Creepstopher hates it. There js a company there that do it whilst you wait. Lazy is nervous as the sign is porcelain “pour-sir-lain”. It’s massive and they needed a big one. They’re making a collective decision on what they want to eat. Lazy moans about the overpriced drinks and food.
Says the woman selling overpriced tat blankets not even worth £5. It was £12 for a Yorkshire pudding wrap and £10.50 for chips. Lincoln Castle is beautiful and mega.
Lazy can’t show us their actual sign for the gate of Rosabelle Manor but shows us some others that are on display. They have gone for a rectangle one for £60 and it’s so so cute. More market footage. Esme gives Mila a piggy back. Lazy goes to get bratwursts. Creepstopher is glad to see they’re proper German with cabbage on. Isabelle and Isla decide to get Yorkshire pudding Christmas dinner wraps. As they walk through the market Lazy looks longingly at the wrap in Isla’s hands. They board the bus back to the car.
The Inghams are home. Creepstopher is pulling his stupid faces behind Lazy. Lincoln is the best Christmas market they’ve ever been to. She wishes they’d gone at dusk rather than when it was fully dark. They were going to draw secret santa but have filmed too much. The results of the poll are in. There were just over 13,000 votes and no budget won by a majority. Esme is happy. Lazy opens her beauty calendar. Creepstopher moans about his fish pen. Lazy gets an orange soap that she doesn’t like the smell of. It smells of Granny Groomer and Hi Steve’s hand soap. Creepstopher wants to delve his hands right into his advent calendar. He gets a Lindt bear that he hates but Lazy screeches that he loves Lindt bears. He calls Lazy a nugget so she got him a chicken nugget keyring. Creepstopher prefers the fish pen. Lazy tells him off for being ungrateful. She says she doesn’t like the soap calendar as she doesn’t like soap. Creepstopher says he can tell because she stinks. Isabelle is having a hair transformation tomorrow, they will definitely be drawing the secret Santa, there is a light switch on and a massive dance show.
End of vlog
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