SEVERE TOOTHACHE - SCARY DENTIST VISIT! VLOGMAS DAY 1
Vlogmas intro is as hideous as ever. If there was a competition for the worst vlogmas intro on YouTube the Inghams would win hands down every single year.
Jace and Mila share a plate of raspberries. Jace reached for her ear. Mila is also eating a brioche. Lazy has decided to set up some toys around the coffee table, even though Creepstopher hates it.
Did he really think the house would always be tidy when he dipped his wick and left a baby inside Lazy? Lazy calls Mila a cheeky cheeky girl and tells her to get out of her learning tower herself when she asks for help down. Eventually she films her climbing down. She is dressed like a child from 1852. Time lapse of playing.
Creepstopher says he dressed Mila good. He cuts an apple for her. Then he goes over and tickles Jace, saying he looks gorgeous. Jace tells him to stop because heās ruining his watching of the tv. Creepstopher is shocked that this is the first vlogmas video. Comment below what you think of the intro. This is the last day of normality for the whole of December. The busyness starts tomorrow and he has a list but blurs it out as it has private things on it.
Pay the Very bill, book a room at the Ibis, message *insert vulnerable teenage girlās name* on Instagram, beg at least 25 small businesses for freebies and mention the coffee machine on the vlog. There are amazing videos coming up and this will be the best vlogmas. Creepstopher transforms into Christine to talk about Milaās doll.
Creepstopher loves this time of year as he can lock Lazy out of the Amazon account under the premise of there being something she canāt see. He can order van goodies he wouldnāt usually be allowed to order. There are bits heāll need next week so itās in her best interest.
I bet Jace and Mila are sick for Christmas after being made to sleep in the van in this freezing cold weather.
Weāre about to find out Esmeās fate. Creepstopher opens a door. Theyāre at the dentist. Creepstopher laughs at Esme being scared. She forgot to brush her teeth before coming out. She has an x-ray and her first filling. Creepstopher announces it as if itās something to be proud of. Esme talks us though the procedure. They discovered that Esme has an issue with two of her back teeth where the enamel hasnāt formed properly when she was a baby. Lazy had the same problem and had a filling a couple of years ago. They need to pick up Isla and head to the dance rehearsal.
Mila gives a doll to a screeching Lazy. Lazy tells her to take it back to the playroom. She has to nip out to the shops as she had an idea for Isabelleās advent calendar but hadnāt done it yet. In their family they send stuff to the elves and they bring it back. Isabelleās isnāt being sent to the elves. She did an advent vlog. Moaning about Wowcher. She was only sent one Stranger Things calendar and no one is replying. She canāt give anyone it now as she canāt give to one and not the other.
Canāt they just share? I doubt Esme will be interested anyway. Lazy has booked a fun day out for tomorrow. Sheās excited about the intro. When Creepstopher gets back from dance Lazy is off to the caravan for a change of scenery and do a few bits. Milaās gifts havenāt been sent to Santa yet. Moaning about the now discounted stockings. Granny Groomer told her and has ordered the C and S.
So there was no need for the ifam to waste their money!! Lazy is fuming. Mila has drawn on her head.
Creepstopher has made a latte. Lazy has no idea where Mila got the pen from as the playroom is child friendly. Creepstopher has taken his piercing out and it looks a little red. He tells her it was Jace as he got his best colours out.
I bet he drew on her as well, thatās why sheās so upset. Itās dark outside but Lazy and Creepstopher ask Mila if she wants a nap. She walked over with a Christmas present saying āpleaseā. Lazy says heās a scammer. He has never bought her an advent calendar, even though he always says he will. She bought him a Hersheys one. Jace is on the naughty step crying because he slammed a kitchen cupboard. The advent calendar was in the boot so he went to clean the car and kept asking Lazy if there was anything he couldnāt see. She had forgotten about the calendar and wondered why he kept asking. She went out, found the calendar and he lied about not seeing it. Two Amazon packages arrived the next day and itās a cosmetic/soap/bath bomb advent calendar. Creepstopher says Lazy is the scammer. Sitting next to them is a snuggle hoodie box that is not Tat and Me. Mila climbs across the back of the sofa, squeezing behind Creepstopher. Discussion about how Lazy pronounces āsawā as āsewā. Creepstopher tells Lazy to stop talking and get him a bag of crisps. Lazy loves accents. People comment on her accent as itās different to Katrinaās proper yorkshire. Lazy has no idea when her accent changed but thinks it was when she got her first boyfriend and went to Sixth Form with people who speak like her.
Jace has fallen asleep on the grand staircase naughty step. He was there for 4 minutes. Lazy says he slammed the cupboard because he was tired. Creepstopher picks him up and takes him to bed. Lazy tells Mila sheās next.
Lazy is in the caravan thinking about travelling. She was going to tell us what she bought the chuldren for Christmas but instead sheās doing that for Sarah Screeches. She shows us the Little Dutch doll she got for Mila. Lazy is showing us what sheās doing for Isabelle as by the time this vlog is live the joke wouldāve been done. Isabelle wonāt eat sweets of chocolate. She drinks tea but sheās not putting a tea bag in. Lazy is extra. She thought about what Isabelle loves and she loves chewing gum. If the girls asks for minstrels sheāll ask for gum. Lazy has an epiphany to do a chewing gum advent calendar but 24 packs is excessive. The task was finding different flavours. She found a good selection including peppermint, apple, melon mint, strawberry menthol and eucalyptus, blueberry, bubblemint, tropical and bubble fresh. Some ifam are probably ripping Lazy to shreds but at least Isabelle will enjoy her calendar. She wants her to enjoy the flavours as it will be cool. She doesnāt know how to do it. Time lapse of her taking the gum out of the packets and putting it in the drawers. Lazy had to try all the flavours and had her head blown off by the airwaves. She bets Isabelle is the only person in the world with a chewing gum advent calendar. Lazy is filming her Sarah Screeches video today, days before she usually does.
Filming finished. Lazy shows us the wooden piggy bank. The girls had one that flashes but she wanted a subtle one for Mila. It comes with a book.
Dinner done. Lazy does a 3, 2, 1 of wrapping a launderette toy Aldi box. Then she glues plastic cups on in the shape of a Christmas tree. The box isnāt big enough. She has to miss 6 days out. Sheās never doing this again as it took her so long. It isnāt worth the stress and it takes her 10 years. A cup has already fallen off. She forgets to add a star and use gold paper on two cups for the base. The presents might be funny. Time for a bath.
End of vlog
Definitely not drawn by Mila. In a few months we'll hear about Jace's bad behaviour when he becomes more uncontrollable.
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