TAKING MY 80 YEAR OLD NANNA ON THE SCARIEST RIDE OF HER LIFE!
An excitable Creepstopher starts the vlog so I guess he got balls deep in Lazy last night.
Not that hard to achieve though considering it’s only 3 inches max. They’re in Houndshill shopping centre as it’s the easiest place to start. Today will be epic. Jace is the only other person I can hear. They’re off to the Blackpool Tower to see something they saw 16 years ago. Photo of them 16 years ago. They’re going to the matinee performance of the circus as Jace will adore it.
The circus master will think they’re a new clown act.
The Inghams are not off to the circus as they left too late due to Creepstopher having to finish work at the house. He hopes to be able to watch the show tomorrow. They’re at the market around the back of Coral Island, where Lazy bought an outfit for Mila that Creepstopher later lost. Walking. Drone shots. Footage of the rides.
There are blue skies and good vibes. They have a plan for later. They didn’t bring Prinny as they thought they were going to the circus. There was traffic getting into the car park and Creepstopher didn’t know where it was so went around town 3 times. Lazy wishes they’d brought Prinny. Nannar is in the background looking like she wants to batter Creepstopher as he drones on. It’s pretty today and he shows us the beach.
Esme decided they’re starting with the waltzers. You’d never catch Creepstopher on it for a million pounds. He then retracts and say he would do them for a million, as well as buzz his hair.
Any Billionaire Tattlers? Ride footage. Jace goes on a carousel.
Lazy and Nannar go on the ferris wheel. Nannar is 80 this year, doesn’t like heights and hasn’t been on it since she was a little girl. She’s not been to Blackpool since she was a teenager so they’re making memories. Footage of Nannar. Lazy cackles at her and tells her to look. Nannar refuses and keeps her eyes closed. They’re sent back up. She doesn’t want her teeth to fall out. Another time around the wheel. They have been around 8 times. Lazy is glad they went on.
Isla goes on a ride. Drone shots. Jace and Mila go on the baby train ride. Lazy asks Mila if she’s a daredevil then Jace does the same and pokes her in her ear.
Next stop is Nandino’s and Lazy is excited. They haven’t been to Nando’s in a year. The mayo is vegan. They’ve ordered the meals and Nannar is getting plain butterfly chicken with garlic bread. Lazy is excited. She thinks Nando’s is overrated but still loves it. Her hack to save money is to combine the free peri peri salt with the free mayo, mix and you have peri peri mayo.
Jace fell asleep in Mila’s pram so Mila has been squished into the basket on the side as she’s too heavy.
I’m sure the orthopaedic surgeon would approve. Lazy keeps screeching at Mila to sit up as she keeps putting her head back. Esme moved her so she’s facing the other way. Jace is now awake.
Lazy screeches at Mila, who is stood up in her car seat. They have been to McDonald’s. Nannar asks Mila if she can see the tram. She got a caramel waffle latte, Isabelle got a toffee one, Jace and Creepstopher got hot chocolates and everyone else got the waffle latte. Now they’re doing the drive down the illuminations.
The Inghams are playing Tension back at the house. The other team has to shout out as many as they can within the timer. For popular dog breeds Nannar shouted out “Yorkshire terrier” and “scooby doo”. Nannar and Isabelle are in the lead by one point. Lazy is the master/ring leader.
They move onto the ABC game and Nannar has to name an item of clothing beginning with A so she chooses “‘at”. Cackle. Fruit or vegetable beginning with H - “haubergine”
End of Vlog
If looks could kill, Nannar would be facing life in Styal right now
first sign of snow and he will be running round shouting redrum 
I remember that. The girls would sleep nude(because they got hot) and he would "tuck them in" and give "back tickles" wonder if that is still happening
