THIS MIGHT BE MY IDEA OF HELL..
Today is the last day in Blackpool. They haven’t done much but have spent time with Nannar. Lazy was gutted this morning because she wanted to do the circus but there were no tickets left until next weekend when she looked online. They will come back next year. They’re taking Prinny onto the beach and Nannar wants to play bingo so everyone is going.
Isabelle has found a book shop. She thanks everyone for finding the book she was asking about, which she can’t remember the name of.
Hi Isabelle. She finds the part two of the book she’s currently reading, Maybe Now by Colleen Hoover.
It’s started raining so hard. Creepstopher wants to go home. Lazy went into Primark because the heel came away from the ones she bought the other day. The ones she’s exchanged them for are knee length. They’re now at the arcades. Arcade footage. Creepstopher tells us about the time he won €250 in a bingo game in Feuterventura. He goes for a spin in Nannar’s scooter. He tells Lazy they’re done and he’s off in his van if she utters the word “bingo”. She does and he pretends to walk out. He refuses to be a bingo husband. He’s not a fan of bingo.
Jace plays whack a mole with a bit of cheating as Isla is helping him. He was stressed out because he couldn’t do it before. He wins tokens. Prinny is relaxing in the pram basket. Creepstopher tells her she’s a pampered pooch. His definition of that is very different to mine. Isla has a go on the whack a mole. Jace starts screeching and wants another go. Creepstopher tells Isla she should combine her tokens with Jace’s. Next Isla plays the basketball game and Lazy tells Jace to wait because it’s Isla’s turn.
Isla has a pound left and is going on the slot machine. Jace kisses Lazy and she says he’s such a loveable boy. Lazy says she can get a lollipop with her tokens. She needs seven more tickets to get a slinky so it’s back on the slot machine.
Creepstopher moans about his nose and how savage it is outside. The wind is mega. Nannar rolls her eyes as she passes him. They’re off for lunch before making the mammoth journey back across the country. There is a storm coming in and Creepstopher loves the blue tower. They pack up the boot. Lazy goes on Nannar’s scooter and Creepstopher says they might have to buy one. Lazy freaked out when she was paying because the electric door was closing so she pushed it open. She says they’re immature idiots. Creepstopher asks Lazy to film him having a go. She doesn’t and instead he shows us how to shut the scooter down and fold it up. Riveting content. The boot is jam packed. Driving time lapse.
The Inghams are back at the manor. Isabelle is buzzing because the zip on Lazy’s boot got stuck. She told her to straighten her leg and sit down. Isabelle managed to get the boot unzipped. Nannar got Mila a doll from the market. Jace wants Lazy to film his super speed. He runs off towards the sofas. Primark leggings are thick and fleecy. Isla hurt herself getting out of the car. Jace takes Mila’s doll from Lazy and says it’s massive. He later runs into the kitchen screeching that the Halloween decorations need to come down.
Jace is on his bike whilst Mila walks with the help of her ride on. Lazy hopes her walking will get better now they’re home. The handlebar on Jace’s bike need straightening.
Lazy isn’t exaggerating when she says they’ve been home 10 minutes and the hoover is running. It’s Isla as she spilled weetabix. It makes Lazy feel proud and emotional seeing Mila walking after the hip issues. It’s been an awesome few days making memories with Nannar. Tomorrow is bonfire night. They love wrapping up outside with pie and peas to watch the fireworks.
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