Sarah feels safer parked next to other families...oh does she now. But how do them families like being parked next to a nonce?
He is much improved with getting downstairs. Trouble is he’s starting to meddle in things he knows nothing about. In reality it’s great to see and know how much he’s enjoying it. Look after you and yoursI know your life is not easy priority and your doing your best in difficult circumstances .
Hope the one that was upstairs is managing downstairs .love always.
It is utterly shocking and I’m surprised they’re relatively fine with being so stinkin’!I’ve never seen them all look so FILTHY and that’s saying something!
Great recap thank you. Interesting about Izzy, my daughter is always cold and she has thyroid problems, on medication for it.CAMPING ON THE BEACH IN GREECE | VANLIFE PARADISE
Lazy starts the vlog. Last night she thought Creepstopher got out of the van, got in the front, turned the engine on and was sat there. She was so confused and half asleep. It turned out is was the bad boy boat that had docked in front of them. The van was vibrating for half an hour. It usually only vibrates for 10 seconds as Lazy and Creepstopher try to conceive the next Baby Clickbait. They’re under the flight path for Corfu Airport. The boat sent Lazy back to sleep until the planes woke her up at 5am as she’s a light sleeper. The schedule was for 25 planes between 5:30am and 9:30am but they only heard 3. They’re up and about to jump on a boat back to the mainland.
The Inghams board the boat. The van won’t go up the big ramp so they need to use the smaller one, which is used for trucks. Footage of Mila on the boat. Jace is swinging in the side of the table. Esme and Isla are playing Roblox. They love the Adopt Me update. Isla asks the ifam what their favourite place to work on Adopt Me is. She likes to work at the pizza shop. Scenery shots. Shot of Mila asleep. Lazy thinks they’ve hit the jackpot with the beach they’re staying at.
Creepstopher and Lazy were laughing because they needed to go to the supermarket for butter and bread. The sat nav said it was a 9 minute drive. The only issue is when you’re doing a vertical climb up a 3000ft mountain and the shop is at the top, it takes half an hour. Jace is gripping onto Creepstopher’s headrest whilst he puts the awning up. Lazy loves it when there are other vanlifers close by with their awnings up as a he feels safer. Footage of Jace and Mila in the drivers seat of the van. Lazy has realised th awning sunshade thing is pointless as the sun is right in front of them and they’ll get no shade.
Time for a wash. The Inghams get in the sea. Drone shots. Creepstopher was bitten by fish a few times when they were at the last place. Probably on his winky as it’s a similar size to a maggot. The water is crystal clear and you can see everything. This is the vanlife dream; van, ocean and beach. He is glad they left Corfu as he was feeling bad about leaving. They gave it enough of a chance. This is what he envisioned vanlife to be about.
Lazy has been down to the shore to collect pebbles for a pairing game for her and Jace. She has the stones and pens. Isabelle wants to draw on pebbles because it’s fun. Lazy draws spiders on the pebbles. At least I think they’re spiders, they do resemble Creepstopher from above when he’s near the end of his hair loss journey. Jace has to match the spider pebbles to the number pebbles. Isabelle colours the pebbles. Lazy says the pebbles are great for making art with. She squeals that they should do a pumpkin pebbles.
Lazy feels like they’re in heaven. Their opinion of Corfu isn’t great. Corfu’s opinion of you is even worse. The weather on this beach is perfect and they have a hot shower outside the van. Vanlifers crave outdoor showers. Lazy loves their shower. Shower with a view. Esme shouts at Mila to give her a kiss. Shots of the van, kids and Lazy.
Esme has discovered she can magnet her phone to the outdoor shower to take photos. Creepstopher is about to get some footage of the sunset. Isla is colouring rocks before digging a hole and putting them in there for someone to find. They’re about to have dinner and do a cookout on the beach.
Kettle whistles. The girls dance. Creepstopher can’t be bothered to get his hoodies and warm clothes out of the box on the roof as it would mean putting the awning away. The only thing he has in the van is a creased shirt. It has got chilly. Creepstopher still has his shorts on. Isabelle is always freezing. Lazy, you might want to take her to the GP for that one to make sure it’s nothing thyroid related. More crap dancing. Creepstopher shows us where the van is in comparison to the hotel and where they are watching the stars.
Lazy has come back to the van to end the vlog. She can see a mist or dust at the side of the stars and thinks it’s another galaxy. It looks so cool. Tonight was the clearest night they’ve had. Creepstopher has an app on his phone and the line Lazy saw was the Milky Way. She questioned if it was still the Milky away. They googled it and had a long discussion about how cool the Milky Way is. She explained to the girls that the Milky Way is only one solar system of 3200 other solar systems that are in the Milky Way. It’s not too unrealistic to believe there is life out there. We’re one solar system in a galaxy of at least 3200 others. There are trillions of solar systems. She loves how it prompts cool discussion. Lazy and Creepstopher learn even more facts on Google and Wikipedia each time. The only Galaxy and Milky Way Lazy would be interested in are the chocolate bars.
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Sooner the better for Mr Ingham. One of my Labradors had the snip today, health reasons. (long day and a night on the sofa with him). At least he wasn't out shagging kids .I know something else that needs the
omg I’m on the floorLazy draws spiders on the pebbles. At least I think they’re spiders, they do resemble Creepstopher from above when he’s near the end of his hair loss journey
Sack the choreographer!Have them girls supposedly been having dancing classes for years?!?
Exactly what I thoughtShe thinks she is so cleaver with her number and spider rock game, Jace was not matching the numbers he was matching the colours!
The only Milky Way any of them would know at a glance is the one sold in the local confectioners.Lazy trying to educate her feral family that they could see the Milky Way because our solar system is in itutter bullshit. I worry for those chuldren. It’s like they’re being educated by Mr Bean. It makes no sense and the teacher isn’t “all there”. The psychology student in me is screaming at those two pathetic excuses of parents for destroying their kids and their futures. It’s a disgrace.
Brilliant @thegreencow as always!! Re being cold all the time ,my youngest was the same ,she was severely anemic and lacking in vit B12. Time all the Inghams had a thorough check up with their dr.Wonder if they`re actually registered?? Seems odd neither Jace ,and especially Mila haven`t had routine age related checks ,or ,is that just another reason they`re never home?Great recap thank you. Interesting about Izzy, my daughter is always cold and she has thyroid problems, on medication for it.
A stoooonin view but sat facing the ponce mobileHold on tight guys!
A vlog full of Epic...ness! Dunno about Epic..ness Chris, but am sure it'll be full of something
I had absolutely no idea that being always cold can lead to thyroid trouble(I’m the other way always warm) as the saying goes you learn something new everydayGreat recap thank you. Interesting about Izzy, my daughter is always cold and she has thyroid problems, on medication for it.
Just another example of the fantasy land they have spun for thier narcisstic selvesDid he not say that his van is the best there is and everyone is envious of it? !!!!!! not many I would think
Always feeling the cold can be one of many different symptoms of a Thyroid issue. Some people just feel the heat or cold differently so on its own it doesn’t indicate a problem.I had absolutely no idea that being always cold can lead to thyroid trouble(I’m the other way always warm) as the saying goes you learn something new everyday
But that’s how you parent the ‘Ingham’ way! Perhaps she’ll do a Special Vlog on How to be the Perfect Parent……or should that be How NOT to ParentJust me who think it was a brilliant idea having all the chairs facing the van with 2 toddlers at the beach??
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