SISTERS MAKE ISLA CRY! (LAKE ANNECY FRANCE LAST DAY!)
Lazy starts the blog. Esme and Isla are already in the lake. Creep stop her plays with Mila. The girls board the paddle board. Creepstopher says the water is beautiful but shallow so super safe.
Because no child has ever drowned in shallow waterā¦ Mila sits on his knee as they watch the girls.
Lazy doesnāt know if itās because they got to the lake late yesterday afternoon but itās super busy. Jace wants Lazy to go and play in the water. Esme and Isla are swimming, Isabelle is on the paddle board and Creepstopher has taken Mila for a walk. Lazy is trying to stop feeding her to sleep because itās out of hand at night-time. She wakes up every hour and if she sees Lazy she needs to feed. She finds if she feeds a lot during the day she feeds a lot at night. The weather is perfect but windy on camera. Esme has put the board back and is off to join Isabelle and Isla swimming. Lazy is impressed that Isabelle is swimming. Shots of Esme jumping off the and covering her arms in mud.
Esme and Isla are having mud fights. Creepstopher asks what Lazy is cackling at. She says itās because Isla hit Esme in the face with mud. He says theyāre straight up idiots.
Creepstopher welcomes us to a beautiful afternoon on the lake. They havenāt filmed much because the wind made it difficult. Itās hard to talk. Itās really beautiful and the wind has died down. There have been blue skies all day and paragliders are jumping off the cliff next to him. Itās been nice chilling. The campsite is prime location. The pitches are close together and busy but the location is insane. You canāt get better than this. Drone shots.
Lazy and Jace are in the water. Creepstopher is in the water. Jace jumps in the water and swims to him. Screeches of cleeeeeveereeeeer boooooooooooy echo through the Alps.
If Lazy think Jace is now a pro swimmer because he can kick his legs with armbands on sheās very much mistaken. Lazy didnāt realise the lake was shallow all the way out. Creepstopher breathlessly says theyād have to go a long way out to get to a point where he canāt stand. Creepstopher tells Jace to blow the whistle. Itās gorgeously hot and itās insane how many people are on the lake.
Creepstopher and Jace go on a water slide. Mila plays in the water. Lazy gets Jace to say āme and my monkeyā.
The Inghams are back at the pitch. It was 9pm before they ate dinner last night and they donāt want to do that again tonight. Creepstopher is setting up the vlog. Lazy is nervous to make this recipe so sheās modified it. She cannot cook rice so is using orzo. Sheās cooking on the Dutch oven. Jace wants the sausages from last night. She says they canāt but the meal is delicious.
I beg to differ.
Chopping of veg. Slop cooking. Mila eats said slop. The girls pretend to like it. Jace has eaten a piece of broccoli. Mila doesnāt like broccoli and prefers bread. The dinner is like a soup and theyāre having it with bread.
Disgusting deeeeelicious.
Jace and Esme have a magic trick. They donāt know where her green crochet hook is. Esme thinks she left it at home. Jace says he can magic it back and says he wishes it would come back. Esme tells him the green one is at home. They hold hands and chant āI wish for him to come backā like a mini witches coven. Esme reaches for the hook behind her back and places is it in her hand. When Jace opens his eyes he takes it from her. Screeching. Esme is sunburnt. More chanting.
The girls were told off yesterday because they laughed at Isla for crying about the drawing of her house blowing away in the wind. Isabelle had an image in her head and was trying not to laugh. Lazy told Isabelle to stop laughing but she didnāt so she lost her phone.
Phone confiscated at 17. Seven bleeping teen. Lazy you really have no clue when it comes to parenting. Does you confiscate Creepstopherās phone every time he returns from the Ibis. Esme says she was trying not to laugh but Isabelle made her laugh so she lost her phone as well. The girls made Isla laugh more so Lazy told her to draw another one. Isla has written a letter to the tooth fairy. Lazy tells her the fairy will come into the van through the vent. Isla wants to jump into the lake but sheās showered and washed her hair. Jace screeching.
Lazy is on the laundry run with Mila and Creepstopher. Theyāve washed the bedding and nappies again. Her hair is like Esmeās.
Outer Banks is Esme and Isabelleās favourite shoe. They tried to watch Pretty Little Liars on the last road trip but only did 3 episodes. Isabelle was 12 when it came out and it cringed them out. It wasnāt their thing. Esme prefers their new bed with the boxes to put their stuff it. Isabelle filled her storage space with books.
End of vlog
I would've missed your wit (and Katrina's 'thumbs up' pic! 
) I hope that everything is OK.
I definitely would! 
