SAYING GOODBYE TO ISABELLE AT THE TRAIN STATION...
Isabelle starts the vlog in the car. It's an exciting day as she's having a reunion with a friend, who she hasn't seen for a while. They're off on a trip soon so they've been trying to arrange it. She plans to meet another friend on Friday.
Tattle talk and Inghams do... She's going for a sleepover with the other friend today. It's the friend she's going to a concert with. Lazy is off to spend Nannar's pension today so is going the way Isabelle is. She is dropping her off at the train station and Isabelle is meeting her friend at the other end. Isabelle is nervous to get a train by herself and doesn't know if people relate. She worries she'll get on the wrong train or be kidnapped but Lazy has reassured her
it'll make a great vlog title the likelihood of that happening is low. She's scared of people but has been on the train before. Mila is being babysat by YouTube. If Lazy didn't drop her off she would've ended up in London or France without realising.
Isabelle says goodbye to everyone. Creepstopher breaks down in tears.
Joke, he's actually not even with them because one look from Nannar would send him over the edge. Isla gets into the back of the car where Isabelle was sitting. Lazy tells Isabelle to message her if she needs her.
Not that she would be of much use. Isabelle really would be up tit creek if Lazy tried to give her directions. The only place Lazy knows how to get to is B&M and Home Bargains. Lazy blows Isabelle a kiss and says "oh bless" like she is 5 years old.
Nannar has been picked up and the pension amount has been counted and verified. There is a warning on the dashboard telling Lazy to check her tyre as the pressure is low. She's never pumped a tyre before. She's sure it's 40 PSI and that it used to be free. It does the beeps so she thinks it's done.
Nannar needed to come to her local retail park. She needed to go to Pound Stretcher, which used to be massive when Lazy was younger. You can get cheap tat and its like B&M but smaller. Isla is being a good girl and Nannar is on her scooter. They need to pick up van toiletries. Nannar has put a shark water gun in the trolley for Jace but it's stiff so Lazy might take it out.
Or you could politely accept the gift and either donate it to charity if you really don't want it or give it to him when he's older and more capable of using it. In the trolley are hand gels for the van and out and about. There are also bath salts, a click and catch, toothpaste and mouthwash (never used by Creepstopher). Undeclared ad of Tat and Me.
Time for Pets At Home so Jace can screech at some animals. He counts to two. Isla wants a rabbit. Lazy tells her they stink if you don't clean her out every day.
I guess you know what that's like considering you never wash. Next Jace sees some gerbils. Footage of Mila. Screeching from Jace, this time at guinea pigs. Lazy says she would buy him if he was locked in one of the cages.
Or not... you'd be hurrying Nannar up so you can go to B&M. Nannar is buzzing because she bought a cat litter tray, which Jace chose, and a cat activity centre thing so her cat can see out of the window.
Lazy is in B&M and is not happy with Tetley because they're advertising a packet of 240 as giving 50% free. The price is £3.50. 160%+50%=240% makes no sense to thicko. It's also £3 for 240 tea bags without the 50% extra free. She wonders if you do get more and works out that you do but you pay more. Whilst she's confusing everyone and berating "naughty Tetleys", Jace is calling her name and being ignored. Next, she says she has 2 pink baskets for Mila's nappies but they're £3 and a baaaargain so she's getting more. She needs 2 more. She's got a magazine holder that was on sale for £8 as she needs a small bookcase. She has seen that all the ifam have it.
Sainsburys time to get shopping in for Nannar. Lazy has found adorable raincoat and wellies for Jace that don't match but do match. It's a bright orange tiger raincoat and zebra wellies.
I have no idea what planet Lazy is on because they're clearly not black and white stripy like a zebra and are indeed a spotty giraffe pattern. She should've asked Isabelle as they're her favourite animal, although knowing Isabelle she would've agreed with her mother to avoid being humiliated. Jace asks to see himself and then goes to show Nannar. Lazy find a different coat, which Nannar says she likes.
Lazy and the kids are home. It is dark outside. It's been a lovely day and Isabelle is having a lovely time. Lazy feels like lockdown disturbed teens and Isabelle is having effects from it. She was never an anxious person until recently. When they're been eating out she would rather not ask the waitress for ketchup. Lazy would never push her chuldren to do anything they don't want to do but she encourages them. Isabelle is 17 in 3 or 4 weeks and Lazy wants her to be comfortable going to a friend's house. She wasn't sure if she wanted to go to the concert and had a lot of questions for Lazy. Esme says she is the opposite and likes talking to random people. Isabelle doesn't like walking through groups of people but Esme shows her how it's done. Esme got fish and chips for her and Creepstopher tonight and bumped into a lady who didn't have enough money. The man was going to let her take a meal off. The lady was cute and old so Esme gave her 50p. The cute lady could get a meal for her husband. Creepstopher has gone to get in the shower.
Esme goes to get the things he's crocheted. Lazy says she could real the world. Lazy swears on her life that she doesn't follow tutorials.
She is barely able to look at the camera whilst saying this. She only has her yarn and hooks. Lazy wants her to make a rabbit for Mila, one of which she made last night. Nannar bought Isla a glass water bottle and LOL Doll. Esme shows us her crochet stuff, some of which was probably bought online and claimed to be homemade. She shows us the rabbit, which Lazy cannot believe she made.
Because she probably didn't... Esme is not selling her crochet things because the yarn is expensive. She claims to have crocheted the bobbles, headband and hat. Lazy shows us the photo of the bunny with the outfit on.
Creepstopher is back and Lazy says they got excited. Esme reiterates that she didn't follow any tutorials. She thanks Granny Jane for the yarn. Esme doesn't want to give her crochet things away. Creepstopher says they're online style. Isla told Lazy something that shocked her to the core. She has never watched Parent Trap. Lazy cannot believe it. It's in the theatre in London but they wont be here to see it.
They would if it were a freebie... Esme is excited to watch it too. Lazy asks for retro film recommendations such as Free Willy, Honey I
cheated on you in the Ibis again Shrunk the Kids and Little Rascal. What's the little boy with ginger hair?
A childhood photo of Creepstopher? Nope, she's talking about Problem Child. The Little Princess is another film. Films from the 90s and early 2000s is what she's looking for. Lazy is off for a shower as she is roasting.
End of vlog
There is no way in hell Esme made this