Could you imagine, you pitch up with your family for what is your only holiday of the year, you’re excited for a week of rest and enjoyment.
The child catcher van pulls up in the pitch beside you, out pours foghorn screeching at the camera, with Esme and Isla fighting to get in the shot behind her, teenage wannabe Christine whoo hooing while sending his drone up, and Jason’s on his way over to scrounge your food join in with your family meal. Then to top it all off you have a lovely smell of tit while lazy washes 100000 reusable nappies.
You’d just pack up and go home.