The Ingham Family #245 HelloFresh are off the hook, they know that Sarah cannot cook

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Sarah Ingham, patron saint of generosity. She ‘donates the opened blankets to family or friends’. I have been known to ‘pass things on’ or actually ‘send a gift’ but ‘donate’ to friends?????? It’s abundantly plain why she has non 🙄
 
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There is no way this woman is using reusable anything. She tells lies, big fat lies 🤥🩲🔥
 
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More reusable nappies, why ? She got a tit load last week , and i thought terry towels where reusable? As she has them too
I'm a man even i felt sick at the thought of reusable sanatry towels, no offense to women but who wants to wash one out after a heavy flow ?
Sarah give your head a wobble ffs
She doesn’t wash her kids or their clothes, there’s no way she washes sanitary products, nappies or tit wipes (the thought of reusable tit wipes made me want to vomit 🤮😂) She’s a liar.
 
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She doesn’t wash her kids or their clothes, there’s no way she washes sanitary products, nappies or tit wipes (the thought of reusable tit wipes made me want to vomit 🤮😂) She’s a liar.
Waiting for footage of lazy outside the DPD van with a giant bucket and washboard up to her elbows in soapy water washing dirty nappies and reusable sanitary pads!

Or maybe they’ll end up near a stream to rinse them all in and pollute the water source of a small village somewhere!
 
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Waiting for footage of lazy outside the DPD van with a giant bucket and washboard up to her elbows in soapy water washing dirty nappies and reusable sanitary pads!

Or maybe they’ll end up near a stream to rinse them all in and pollute the water source of a small village somewhere!
Or they can alway wash them off if they wear them to the nearest swimming pool
 
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Tbh I don't think she should be discussing what sanitary products she wants the girls to use on a vlog , that is personal to each of the girls and it certainly shouldnt be discussed with that leech of a husband walking around the room- give them some privacy Sarah fgs
 
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She doesn’t wash her kids or their clothes, there’s no way she washes sanitary products, nappies or tit wipes (the thought of reusable tit wipes made me want to vomit 🤮😂) She’s a liar.
She's gone beyond being full of tit now it was only a few weeks ago (or months in their time) she sent Chris to the shop in Mexico for fanny pads for Isabelle and tampax for herself.
 
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More reusable nappies, why ? She got a tit load last week , and i thought terry towels where reusable? As she has them too
I'm a man even i felt sick at the thought of reusable sanatry towels, no offense to women but who wants to wash one out after a heavy flow ?
Sarah give your head a wobble ffs

Are you serious? And I am offended.

What do you think women use in poorer countries (and some don't have ANY feminine hygiene products at all) or what do you think the women of the past wore before tampons etc were invented?

I'm going to gross you out even more, Some women use a moon cup, so get your man head around that and give it a very good wobble.

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Ooh then explaining a moon cup to you would really blow your mind. Actually reusables have many benefits. They are even better for health and have proven to make periods less heavy. Women deal with period blood all the time, rinsing out a pad and throwing it in the washing machine is nothing to us 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
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I remember in the my brother in old style terry nappies but mum buying diposables for caravan trips, as it was easier.

I just dont see lazy keeping up with anything reusable, it takes time and effort! I used reusable pads for 10 years (reached an age that no longer requires them). Yes it takes time and effort to clean them ... I would soak the pads overnight and then rinse and spin, then inspect all pads an stain treat pads that still were still stained, then a long wash with detergant, then a long wash without detergant to get rid of detergent residue! Then dry naturally. I still use reusable facial rounds and rinse before washing and rinse before drying.

Lazy cant be arsed to wash he kids or their clothes, i cant see her dealing with reusables!
 
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She only likes the reusable nappies and sanitary towels because she can buy lots of different ones and feed her shopping habit. She can preach about the environment, but she has enough reusable nappies and doesn’t need to buy more. The first step is REDUCE, Sarah - in other words, stop bloody buying stuff even if it is “reusable”!
 
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GIVING OUR PLAYROOM A COMPLETE MAKEOVER & PRE HOLIDAY TRAVEL HAULS!

Lazy says Jace and Mila are so sweet. Mila is using the coffee table where the kitchen tv is to stand up. She has started to let go but Lazy isn't ready for this yet. Cleeeeeeeeeveeeeeeeer giiiiiiiiiirl. Lazy screeches at her playing with the toys with Jace. Creepstopher giggles and goes to the toilet. It's been a busy morning launching the new Tat and Me collection. She is excited to see which design is the favourite. There was a day last week when the store blew up and there were 6 times the amount of the usual orders - 37. So there's normally only 6 orders a day??? There were multiple products per order and Lazy realised it was because she'd advertised the wankets on the vlog.

Mila wants Jace's book but he runs off to play with the other toys and she follows. It's Saturday and the girls are home schooling because they're leaving for the van trip in a few days. On the day they're travelling and day after they won't get much done. Lazy loves the flexibility of home schooling. Creepstopher is doing jobs outside and Lazy is waiting for her Amazon packages. She just got reusable baby wipes and is converted. This is her third pack.

Mila plays with Jace and Creepstopher in the living room. Lazy has ordered reusable sanitary products. She doesn't like the sanitary knickers because they're stiff and bulky. She's using the liners and reusable makeup wipes. She'd not claiming to change the world or be a saint - she'll still travel by plane, drive miles and miles and miles in her car and wrap the chuldren's presents in paper - but it's important to take a few steps. Lazy's friend told her she had a sale on of reusable nappies, the softest she has felt from anywhere. Jace puts Creepstopher's glasses on. Lazy's package came with a storybook and leaflet saying if you only use one reusable nappy a day you will save 900 from going to landfill. Lazy wouldn't change it now. She has five chuldren and four are girls. Mila no longer uses disposable nappies and they will only take reusable nappies with them. The next step is to convert the girls to reusable sanitary products and makeup pads. If they inspire 1, 2, 3 or 10 ifam it makes a difference. Lazy shows us the reusable nappy website and squeals. She wants to buy another nappy but Creepstopher might kill her if he does so he can't know. This is coming across as a big undeclared ad. Lazy has ordered a new lightweight pram and learning resources.

A new toy where Mila has to put wooden discs through a slot has the potential to be amazing but the carpet means the magnet doesn't work properly. Cleeeeeeeeever Mila. Jace of course has to have a go. Off camera Mila tried to get the teapot in the right position to pour it into the cup. Lazy doesn't know how she knows that.

When Lazy gets to go to the supermarket alone it feels like a treat. She feels like she has to rush to get back. Creepstopher claims to sit in the car afterwards eating mango but Lazy calls him out and says he sits and eats cheeseburgers. The poor thing starts to get upset and she just laughs at him. Lazy got prawns. Creepstopher is capable of looking after Jace and Mila but Lazy is concerned that she needs to get back to breastfeed. When Lazy got home Mila was asleep and Creepstopher told her to shhh. Lazy shows us the shopping haul including 5 packs of rick tea biscuits for the girls. The sugar waffles are Creepstopher's for the van trip. Jace asks Lazy if she got him smarties and she says she did. Lazy bought 3 packets of ice pops for the freezer. They got gravy because you can't get it where they're going. They got hot chili sauce, which Creepstopher likes on toast. Jace demands his smarties and Lazy makes him say please, that he's a good boy, loves her very much forever, Dadda's not his favourite, he doesn't have favourites and that he loves all his family. Lazy pours the orange squash into the glass container, which will probably remain untouched on the island for months on end whilst they're gone.

Creepstopher cuts wood. Lazy is in the playroom, where she took the Tat and Me photos yesterday. She doesn't sell the blankets she photographs and either donates them to family and friends or herself. The girls like to keep one from each launch. Lazy folds the blankets. She advertises a playmat from a company called Love By Lily. After someone saw it on the vlog they messaged the company and the owner contacted Lazy, offering a discount code. She cannot remember what the code is but will leave it in the description box.

Lazy tries to decide how high to put the posters because she wants Jace and Mila to be able to see them. She needs them to be lower down. Mila is obsessed with the frames. Jace asks Lazy what number 2 is and she says "naaaaaar whales" (narwhal). Jace counts the rainbows on number 3. Lazy gets him to count the elephants as well.

More Amazon items have arrived; nappy cream and nappy bags. If anyone is interested in Lazy doing a reusable nappy tutorial let her know. She wanted to use reusable nappies with Jace and asked the ifam for advice but the information she found on Google was confusing. A multi themes learning machine has also arrived so she can teach Jace his alphabet and numbers. Jace asks Lazy if he can drink her water. Lazy uses a knife to open the battery compartment because she doesn't know where the Christmas cracker ones are and she's too lazy to walk outside and ask Creepstopher for his. She tells Jace to be patient.

Jace turns the learning machine on. Mila is sitting on the island next to him and Lazy is paying little attention to her. Jace needs help to learn his emotions because he cried the other day and told Lazy he was happy. She told him it was ok to be sad. Must be bloody confusing when the girls cry over their birthday/Christmas presents because they're HAPPY then.

The girls are mortified because Creepstopher is now a Belieber and blasts Justin Bieber really loud. I bet his favourite song is Love Yourself because he is always eye bleeping himself. Or Sorry because he always has to apologise to Lazy on Ibis days. Or Boyfriend whilst he cries about how he missed his chance with Justin for Lazy. He wants to show Lazy that he has made a drawer for the fridge under the seats. They removed the 'no coffee no workee' sign and Jace is upset. Creepstopher wants to put it on the front of the island so he sees it when he gets in the van but Jace wants it back where it was. It can't go back on the wall because it doesn't fit with Creepstopher's aesthetic. He blurred out the entire interior of the van behind Lazy.

Esme is excited. Her hair rollers arrived today and she loves them. She has transformed her art trolley into a yarn trolley. There is also a separate box of yarn. Esme and Isla are about to put Stranger Things on, which they've watched ten times. There are two of those big yoga/pregnancy balls in Esme's room.

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I sometimes forget about that tattoo, and then I laugh
 
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Their latest you tube video which I can’t be arsed to watch is entitled “giving our playroom a complete make over and pre holiday haul”

when will the ifam wake up to the fact that they are funding these grifters lifestyle! A pre holiday haul? They’ve just had three holidays and one of them was s dream destination for many people
They talk as if this is their first holiday in years 🙄🙄🙄
They had 4 holidays Dubai, Mexico, Spain and the caravan and going on there 5th holiday

Are you serious? And I am offended.

What do you think women use in poorer countries (and some don't have ANY feminine hygiene products at all) or what do you think the women of the past wore before tampons etc were invented?

I'm going to gross you out even more, Some women use a moon cup, so get your man head around that and give it a very good wobble.

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Yes I do understand women use to wash and reuse feminine hygiene produtcs , same as men use to have reusable comdoms
But where in the 21st century and not a 3rd world country i cant see many teen-age girl's want to wash one out when easy and more hygienic to use despobable ones
And where talking about Sarah Ingham cant see her washing them or even washing nappies she still washing there clothes from Spain
 
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