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this Ireland trip will be epic
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this Ireland trip will be epic
Hahaha
15… she really is delusional isn’t she. Just a year older and Chris might actually fancy her I guess
Calling all Tattlers in Donegal, Leitrim, Sligo, Mayo, Galway, Clare, Limerick, Kerry and Cork - you know what to do, we are all fully behind you.
Not saying any of the other 27 counties are safe, we all know how thick these pair of home educators are and I don't for one minute believe their geography is up to much (remember the Island of Portugal).
I'll be letting family members in relevant counties on the Wild Atlantic Way to keep their eyes peeled for scruffy, homeless looking tourists travelling in an overweight delivery van.
Not saying any of the other 27 counties are safe, we all know how thick these pair of home educators are and I don't for one minute believe their geography is up to much (remember the Island of Portugal).
I'll be letting family members in relevant counties on the Wild Atlantic Way to keep their eyes peeled for scruffy, homeless looking tourists travelling in an overweight delivery van.
duck off Ireland doesn't want you smelly tramps. Lazy brush your bleeping hair and tie it back, you look like a scruffy bleep
HOLIDAY TRIP DESTINATION REVEAL! ON THE ROAD.. TAKE 2! VAN LIFE UK
Lets get this (tit)show on the road. The kids board the DPD van to begin the journey to four figure views because the ifam will be bored to death of the rinse and repeat by the end of this trip. Creepy then slow-mo films himself getting into the driver's side before the loser gets out to retrieve the camera and saying "take two". Shots of the van leaving the driveway and Mila asleep.
It's the afternoon and Lazy is excited to be in the van. They set off this afternoon because the girls had tutor sessions this morning, which were supposed to be done in the van. Jace is fine. Recap of yesterday. Footage of the drive to North Wales. Lazy tells us they'll be in the van for the 48 hours until Jace was sick so there's no chance of passing anything onto anyone else if it was a bug. Apart from the people you come into contact with on the ferry tomorrow before that 48 hours is up... Lazy isn't sure why it's snowing.
Creepy films his "beautiful, beautiful van" and moans that it's no longer clean because of the rain. Something about having the van valeted. They've crossed into Wales and are in a new country. I imagine Lazy will pronounce holyhead as "holy-head". They've stopped at Burger King because they're starving. He turns the camera to Lazy and you can clearly see Mila's car seat wedged between the front two seats. Creepy can see an estuary or the sea.
Voiceover from Lazy "After a quick bite to eat we decided to get back on the road in search forsheeps a petrol or service station so that we can fill up the tank and also fill up on chocolate our little diesel heater". Creepy films the pricing display as it goes up to over £90. He says the tank was already half full so it was expensive.
The Inghams have pulled up after nipping to Tesco for water. Tesco had no water so they went to Aldi. He forgot to fill up the water tank and there was no water at any petrol stations. He built an external water pump for this situation. It's the same pump for the outdoor shower and it sucks water from the bottle into the tank. Creepy is chuffed with himself. He's filling the tank up and then they're off around the corner to the stop for the night before catching the ferry in the morning.
Lazy squeals at Mila, who is laying on the bed. Creepy has told everyone that he forgot the cups. Esme says she reminded him before they left but he said he had them. She reminded him about the TV remote as well. They have thicker plastic cups that Creepy is gong to try and make cups of tea in. Esme moans that they're tiny. They've been out and taken some of the bottles to the recycle bin, keeping five to fill up and reuse. Its so nice in the van and it feels so different to Lazy; tidy and more open. There is a brew shelf for the cups of tea. The van tour will be at the beginning of the trip. Jace has a cot. Lazy screeches that they're going to Ireland and everyone screeches "yaaaaaaay". They're doing 'The West Atlantic Way', which Creepy corrects to 'The Wild Atlantic Way'. Hopefully that new drone ends up in the Atlantic and sinks faster than the Titanic, it would be the highlight of my year to see Christopher sobbing and diving in after it. Please give him some unexpected wild weather Ireland, pretty please. One gust of wind will do the job. Lazy is so excited.
It's not an open ended trip because Mila has her cast change at the end of April. They have to check in for the ferry early in the morning and will do the van tour as soon as they get to Ireland tomorrow. Ok special request for the Tattlers; please could Creepy climb atop a hill in Galway and belt out Galway Girl. They want nice weather to show us everything during the night and day. Give the vlog a thumbs up if you're excited. Creepy has put his Christmas present (a map of Europe) up on the wall and Lazy is loving it. Esme points out Ireland and Lazy says they can pin it now.
End of vlog
The West Atlantic Way route. Nice to see that Lazy made an appearance near Slieve League Cliffs!
What the duck is going on with her tongue? Looks like she might be having a nibble of it at night. It looks swollen.
Lets get this (tit)show on the road. The kids board the DPD van to begin the journey to four figure views because the ifam will be bored to death of the rinse and repeat by the end of this trip. Creepy then slow-mo films himself getting into the driver's side before the loser gets out to retrieve the camera and saying "take two". Shots of the van leaving the driveway and Mila asleep.
It's the afternoon and Lazy is excited to be in the van. They set off this afternoon because the girls had tutor sessions this morning, which were supposed to be done in the van. Jace is fine. Recap of yesterday. Footage of the drive to North Wales. Lazy tells us they'll be in the van for the 48 hours until Jace was sick so there's no chance of passing anything onto anyone else if it was a bug. Apart from the people you come into contact with on the ferry tomorrow before that 48 hours is up... Lazy isn't sure why it's snowing.
Creepy films his "beautiful, beautiful van" and moans that it's no longer clean because of the rain. Something about having the van valeted. They've crossed into Wales and are in a new country. I imagine Lazy will pronounce holyhead as "holy-head". They've stopped at Burger King because they're starving. He turns the camera to Lazy and you can clearly see Mila's car seat wedged between the front two seats. Creepy can see an estuary or the sea.
Voiceover from Lazy "After a quick bite to eat we decided to get back on the road in search for
The Inghams have pulled up after nipping to Tesco for water. Tesco had no water so they went to Aldi. He forgot to fill up the water tank and there was no water at any petrol stations. He built an external water pump for this situation. It's the same pump for the outdoor shower and it sucks water from the bottle into the tank. Creepy is chuffed with himself. He's filling the tank up and then they're off around the corner to the stop for the night before catching the ferry in the morning.
Lazy squeals at Mila, who is laying on the bed. Creepy has told everyone that he forgot the cups. Esme says she reminded him before they left but he said he had them. She reminded him about the TV remote as well. They have thicker plastic cups that Creepy is gong to try and make cups of tea in. Esme moans that they're tiny. They've been out and taken some of the bottles to the recycle bin, keeping five to fill up and reuse. Its so nice in the van and it feels so different to Lazy; tidy and more open. There is a brew shelf for the cups of tea. The van tour will be at the beginning of the trip. Jace has a cot. Lazy screeches that they're going to Ireland and everyone screeches "yaaaaaaay". They're doing 'The West Atlantic Way', which Creepy corrects to 'The Wild Atlantic Way'. Hopefully that new drone ends up in the Atlantic and sinks faster than the Titanic, it would be the highlight of my year to see Christopher sobbing and diving in after it. Please give him some unexpected wild weather Ireland, pretty please. One gust of wind will do the job. Lazy is so excited.
It's not an open ended trip because Mila has her cast change at the end of April. They have to check in for the ferry early in the morning and will do the van tour as soon as they get to Ireland tomorrow. Ok special request for the Tattlers; please could Creepy climb atop a hill in Galway and belt out Galway Girl. They want nice weather to show us everything during the night and day. Give the vlog a thumbs up if you're excited. Creepy has put his Christmas present (a map of Europe) up on the wall and Lazy is loving it. Esme points out Ireland and Lazy says they can pin it now.
End of vlog
The West Atlantic Way route. Nice to see that Lazy made an appearance near Slieve League Cliffs!
What the duck is going on with her tongue? Looks like she might be having a nibble of it at night. It looks swollen.
Then ridicules her child if she forgets to pack her swimming costume. Scum
I salute your selfless dedication.
I won't gush on or you might think I'm weird....but just so you know, I've given your local Morrisons delivery guy some homemade fudge to drop by when he's passing, by way of a little thank you in recognition of such a sterling effort.
Hope the Irish Gardai stop them.
Tbf it’s going to take more than her brushing her hair and tying it back to stop her looking like a scruffy bleep
I watched the programme about Wakefield prison and the origin of the word ‘n.o.n.c.e’. Instantly thought of Chris Ingham
She wishes she looked 15.. so her husband would fancy her
Think so - it is from Danish!
"the best we've ever produced" Surely that's an April Fool in itself.
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Is Sarah talking about sheeps again
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Isla is probably sat on the pull down sink.
Produced!!! Produced from his backside.
Needs to be installed on an actual car seat not a diy bit of wood so that’s the law broken straight away, the seat itself needs to be isofixed and it has a support leg at the rear which doesn’t look to be used so that will not be correct and could be fatal in an accident. I really do hope that they get reported to Irish police, the reg number of van is still on the internet
I'm going to stay away from carparks, Aldi and flying Tiger just to be on the safe side. And any drone flying over will be shot on site
Did he hell forget to fill the water. Bet they are on a meter and rather than pay for it themselves thought they would use someone else's water. I forgot about the "fridge". Whether it's on a piece of wood or the fridge it's not secured so if they had a crash surely it's going to tip up and the seat and baby fly upside down through the windscreen. What an absolute shower. Set for life yeah right
I knew something felt wrong the last few days. They’re here 
I’ll have to try console myself by pointing out all the stupid tit from the vlog.
Why is ‘Van Life UK’ in the title if it’s an Ireland trip? I guess history, geography and politics aren’t a big thing at Rosabelle Manor Academy.
All the scruffy lot climbing into that ugly van is not what you’d imagine the start of a sooper excited trip looks like. More like what you’d see on a documentary where they take kids into care after finding them living in squalor with no sign of the parents.
Sarah, you’re not 6. Put the tongue and the peace sign away.
They couldn’t leave until the afternoon because the girls had tutor sessions. Which is odd because had Jace not been sick, they should have left a day earlier and been on the ferry that morning. The Wi-Fi on ferries is useless as they know. Bullshit did they have tutor sessions.
They stopped at a petrol station/Burger King then had to leave to go find a….petrol station.
Ok…
Filling up with all those bottles in the Aldi car park. Not a chance did they put them in the bin before driving off.
Esme trying to talk about them forgetting the cups and Sarah just can’t be bothered, stops filming her and starts talking to Mila. Useless excuse for a mother
It’s weird how their ‘winding down’ always includes a lot more shouting and jumping around than anything else.
Sarah talking about how great the van is because they’ve got a new set of those LED lights all the preteens have and Chris and Sarah have a ‘brew shelf’. Bet none of the girls have anywhere to put their drinks.
And that’s all I got. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go out and buy a bag of pasta. Something tells me there’s going to be a shortage in the next few days.
I’ll have to try console myself by pointing out all the stupid tit from the vlog.
Why is ‘Van Life UK’ in the title if it’s an Ireland trip? I guess history, geography and politics aren’t a big thing at Rosabelle Manor Academy.
All the scruffy lot climbing into that ugly van is not what you’d imagine the start of a sooper excited trip looks like. More like what you’d see on a documentary where they take kids into care after finding them living in squalor with no sign of the parents.
Sarah, you’re not 6. Put the tongue and the peace sign away.
They couldn’t leave until the afternoon because the girls had tutor sessions. Which is odd because had Jace not been sick, they should have left a day earlier and been on the ferry that morning. The Wi-Fi on ferries is useless as they know. Bullshit did they have tutor sessions.
They stopped at a petrol station/Burger King then had to leave to go find a….petrol station.
Ok…
Filling up with all those bottles in the Aldi car park. Not a chance did they put them in the bin before driving off.
Esme trying to talk about them forgetting the cups and Sarah just can’t be bothered, stops filming her and starts talking to Mila. Useless excuse for a mother
It’s weird how their ‘winding down’ always includes a lot more shouting and jumping around than anything else.
Sarah talking about how great the van is because they’ve got a new set of those LED lights all the preteens have and Chris and Sarah have a ‘brew shelf’. Bet none of the girls have anywhere to put their drinks.
And that’s all I got. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go out and buy a bag of pasta. Something tells me there’s going to be a shortage in the next few days.
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