Congratulations @Malcolm Conkers
TLDR
- According to a new Tattler, who allegedly attends the same playgroup Sarah goes to, the Ingham are heading off to Ireland in the DPD van for a fortnight this week. The police are allegedly investigating a Welsh fan who drove to the house; it was probably just a delivery driver but Sarah didn't want Chris to know she'd broke the spending ban. Sarah is still besties with Social Services.
- The Inghams begged for freebie car seats from Axkid but now they've been informed about the Inghams' past. They've been using an unsafe seat for Mila for weeks but only rectified it when they managed to get a freebie one. The ad took up most of the vlog. Sarah's equally chavvy bestie Sue Radford followed Axkid after seeing they gave the Inghams the seats.
- The log burner installation has been done. The slate sits on top of the carpet with absolutely 0 fire protection to the walls. Sarah wants to have a wooden sleeper above it. Sarah told Jace he can touch the glass if the fire is off, not even considering that it will take time to cool down.
- An ifam Morrisons worker sent the Inghams some homemade fudge she'd made for them with their food order.
- To celebrate Mother's Day, Christopher posted a photo on his Instagram of Mila and Sarah's boob.
- Sarah tried and failed to haul herself onto the DPD van roof decking.
- Chris's hands have been filthy all week. Jace's hair is still a scruffy mess.
- The trampoline has been moved to the other side of the garden to annoy the neighbour who made the complaint about the staircase leading to the secret rooms above the garage. So petty.
- To help fill a vlog, Chris and Sarah had a staged argument about a £2000 drone he ordered, which he told her he'd bought weeks ago and has been in the van for ages.
- The Inghams visited a vegan street food takeaway and looked like homeless people in the photos released online. The takeaway (V Street Food) made a post about it on their social media but it was deleted shortly afterwards when the only comments were links to the newspaper articles about Chris and negative comments.
Hi Steve.
I wonder how low the views will go on the trip to Ireland, which the ifam will hate. When will Christopher John Malcolm learn that no one gives a tit about his crap travel vlogs? Only a trip to Florida would save them now.
TLDR
- According to a new Tattler, who allegedly attends the same playgroup Sarah goes to, the Ingham are heading off to Ireland in the DPD van for a fortnight this week. The police are allegedly investigating a Welsh fan who drove to the house; it was probably just a delivery driver but Sarah didn't want Chris to know she'd broke the spending ban. Sarah is still besties with Social Services.
- The Inghams begged for freebie car seats from Axkid but now they've been informed about the Inghams' past. They've been using an unsafe seat for Mila for weeks but only rectified it when they managed to get a freebie one. The ad took up most of the vlog. Sarah's equally chavvy bestie Sue Radford followed Axkid after seeing they gave the Inghams the seats.
- The log burner installation has been done. The slate sits on top of the carpet with absolutely 0 fire protection to the walls. Sarah wants to have a wooden sleeper above it. Sarah told Jace he can touch the glass if the fire is off, not even considering that it will take time to cool down.
- An ifam Morrisons worker sent the Inghams some homemade fudge she'd made for them with their food order.
- To celebrate Mother's Day, Christopher posted a photo on his Instagram of Mila and Sarah's boob.
- Sarah tried and failed to haul herself onto the DPD van roof decking.
- Chris's hands have been filthy all week. Jace's hair is still a scruffy mess.
- The trampoline has been moved to the other side of the garden to annoy the neighbour who made the complaint about the staircase leading to the secret rooms above the garage. So petty.
- To help fill a vlog, Chris and Sarah had a staged argument about a £2000 drone he ordered, which he told her he'd bought weeks ago and has been in the van for ages.
- The Inghams visited a vegan street food takeaway and looked like homeless people in the photos released online. The takeaway (V Street Food) made a post about it on their social media but it was deleted shortly afterwards when the only comments were links to the newspaper articles about Chris and negative comments.
Hi Steve.
I wonder how low the views will go on the trip to Ireland, which the ifam will hate. When will Christopher John Malcolm learn that no one gives a tit about his crap travel vlogs? Only a trip to Florida would save them now.
I'd happily report them all over the place and if creepy was spotted in my local Aldi, he would be getting a trolley in the cankles for sure, accidentally of course 
I would take pics/videos of them when they're off guard and post them here, I WOULD HAVE A BALL 
mila was alot younger and I kept thinking "HER NECK"! 
