The Ingham Family #207 ITS A DOUBLE VLOG I SAID!

[susan johns]

Just watched Tiana and family fizz, I don’t really do family channels but the difference was amazing, cosy, appropriate gifts and not tat. Watch and learn Minghams

 

[Hils]

Me again sorry but I’m interested to see what lazy and creepy got each other. Probably something materialistic with zero thoughts behind it.

Also just a little note to laze and creeps you don’t need to spend loads on expensive gifts to get a emotional reaction. I went on Etsy and found a lovey lady who does cute illustrations and had her do one of both my dad’s cats, then I framed it. My dad burst into tears when he saw it and in total it cost me £25.

I got most of my presents from small companies on etsy too including a lovely garden stone ornament for my daughter of her German shepherd dog and she absolutely loved it.

 

[Gymgirl]

…from the Everything Ingham group how can they not see / hear what everyone else can?! So desperate to be acknowledged by Sarah.

What apsolute prat has written that

 

[candyland_]

No effort for their stockings either. Three selection boxes and a onesie that looked too young for them.

 

[cheshiretinker]

Still don’t know why Chris needed to state it’s the newest iPhone model. He sounded like he was gonna have a aneurism when saying the make and model. It’ll be out of date come September when the next model comes out and the kids are not at school so they can’t even ‘flex’ to their peers.

Didn’t he also say it had got a SIM card too

 

[Behelzabobs]

CHRISTMAS DAY SPECIAL OPENING PRESENTS | EMOTIONAL MAIN PRESENT SURPRISE!

9 ads with two very close together at the beginning. Guess who's skint.

Footage of the Santa sacks. Mila doesn't seem to have one. Lazy goes into Esme's bedroom and Esme says she filmed Santa on her ipad. Isla woke up at 5am and couldn't see anything outside the door so she went to toilet and heard bells when she came out. Esme and Isla ran and slammed the door shut. Santa opened the door and put his hand through the door. Isla tells Creepy that it was so cool. They show the footage of the light going out under Esme's door and the sound of stockings being put outside. The girls were terrified. Footage of Creepy Santa putting his hand through the door and waving. Lazy and Creepy then go and wake Jace up. She tells him how Santa came down the playroom chimney whilst he was sleeping. Creepy lifts him out of the crib and Jace gets his sack from under his tree.

Jace walks into Esme's room and joins the girls on the sofa. Lazy tells him to say Merry Christmas but he says no. He's clearly tired and Creepy says he's not a morning person. There are multiple selection boxes and pyjamas in the sacks. Jace gets a torch, Isla gets a hairbrush, isabelle gets a water bottle and Isabelle gets a cat phone case.

The kids walk downstairs to Deck The Halls - Funeral Edition. Footage of the present pile, which is only in the one room and smaller than previous years. There seems to be less screeching than usual at first. Jace asks Lazy which presents are his. Jace want his presents to have been wrapped in the brown wrapping paper but instead he has the dinosaur one. First presents are LOL Surprises (Esme and Isla), candle (Isabelle), monster and trucks (Jace) and cat coasters (Isabelle). Esme and Isla are busy opening their LOLs. Jace gets a number blocks game. Hi Steve says something about pussy cats. Next present for Isla is a Kindi Kids doll. Jace nearly crushes one of Isla's presents when he jumps over it to get to his pile. Slushy maker and ingredients to make them (Esme), candle (Isla), clothes (Esme and Isabelle), slime (Isla) and 3D pen (Esme). Creepy zooms in on Isabelle and threatens to send everything back to Santa because no one is thanking him for their presents.

Race cars (Jace), mountain of clothes (Isla), hat (Isabelle), clothes (Esme), books (Isabelle). Creepy tells us he wasn't interested in getting clothes for Christmas when he was a child. Butter slime and LOL doll (Isla). Lazy brings Mila down because she can't relax downstairs without her. Isla gets some pyjamas and giant hot water bottle. Hair curler (Esme), ring holder (Isabelle), mini printer (Esme) and throw (Isabelle). Lazy tells Jace to open a big present but he wants to open the one he's holding. Isabelle gets a large present from his pile. She then opens a bag and Esme does one of her over the top performances and tells her she should wear it on her shoulder. Jace gets a bus. Esme gets an LOL doll. She then opens another present and is trying to talk about it but Jace is screeching "Dadda" into the camera. Despite attempts from Creepy to get him to wait, he keeps screeching so Creepy gives in and films him talking about his dinosaur. Esme has got a DIY dolls house. More clothes for Isla. Rainbow High doll for Esme.

Dove gift set (Isabelle), Rainbow High doll (Isla), Robo Alive (Jace), hat and jacket (Isabelle), LOL doll (Esme), jeans (Isabelle), the wall artwork that has two of the same print (Isabelle), Cement mixer that Creepy thought was a bulldozer (Jace).

Time to open the presents from Granny Jane and Hi Steve. They got Jace a toolbox to help Creepy build the van and a car garage. Isla got an LOL doll, Mallory Towers books, makeup palette and Vtech diary. They got Isabelle a nail file set, gel nail kit and some books. Esme gets a sewing machine. Footage of Mila. Jace is playing with his trucks. Lazy tells him she has a special present for him to open - a dinosaur monster truck.

The kids are sat in the middle of the living room Creepy tells them it's time for the main present. Esme is first. Creepy tells her to sit up and close her eyes. Her main present is the iPhone 13 with a SIM card and case. She says she's never had a "big girl phone". Isabelle Sofia "dallin" is scared but gets Air Pods and an iPhone 13. Jace starts screeching for Creepy again and starts picking his nose when the camera is on him. Isabelle hugs Creepy and he says "baby" is s welcome and that he loves her. Esme didn't get the same treatment. Creepy's obsession with Isabelle is gross. Lazy explains that Esme and Isla had more expensive present so that's why Isabelle got the Air Pods as an extra. Isabelle told Lazy that she didn't need a new phone. Creepy says the phones are "pretteh and absolutely gorgeous". Lazy got Isabelle the cat phone case in her stocking as a trick present. Isabelle says she loved it and was upstairs putting it on her new phone. Isla is next but Jace says its his turn now. Everyone laughs at him and goes "aw". They struggled with what to get Isla and thought about it for ages. Isla said she didn't want a new phone (she asked for an ipad) because she has her ipod. They came up with the idea of an Apple Watch. Isla forces herself to cry and Jace screeches that its his turn. Creepy tells her she'll get Isabelle's phone and cat case. Esme thought it would be an apple pencil for her ipad. Creepy says Jace is a good girl. Lazy says Jace is a good boy because he's sat there watching them set up the watch. Good boy? He's spent half the pat few minutes screeching and asking if it's his turn. Jace closes his eyes. Creepy puts a push along trike in front of him. Jace doesn't want to sit on it but Creepy says it's pretty. He's sat on it in the next shot and tells everyone they don't need to clap. Poor morbidly obese Coco comes over and sniffs the bike.

Footage of the dinning table. Esme plays with her LOLs. Isabelle holds Mila. It's been a lovely day and it's 4pm. They're about to have dinner and it's the best thing Lazy has ever ever made. Isla shows us her doll but Lazy is more interested in filming Esme and Jace instead.

Dinner is three course today. They're starting with soup. Creepy knows it was a struggle for Lazy making Christmas dinner last year feeling very very pregnant and awful. She says it was rubbish for everyone. Creepy is grateful for family and us. Esme is grateful for presents. Creepy has an insanely itchy nostril. Isabelle and Hi Steve pull a cracker whilst Coco waits for leftovers

Esme plays with Mila. Zoomed in shot of her outfit. Lazy opens a doll for her. She realises she's filmed the whole of Christmas Day with no eyebrows on. She loves a bit of Boxing Day. Esme says there's nothing after that. Lazy tells her it's never nothing because it's Easter and then summer. Christmas only comes once a year for Lazy's sanity. Esme will show us her phone tomorrow and Isabelle will film a haul for her channel. Esme says they should do a Yorkshire skit of their presents.They'll us tomorrow at 5pm. Preview of tomorrow includes Esme taking a reborn doll out of a Mary Shittle bag and Lazy teasing a new Mila reborn whilst lifting a doll to her chest. Good luck with them selling it because I doubt they'll sell as many as they did with Jace. The Prinny teddies were a flop.

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So this is the 'footage of Santa' that Esme caught on her phone. A hand that you can barely see. Of course it was staged and it took several takes but they won't tell us that.
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The Christmas dinner even looks like it was delivered.
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"It's 4 o'clock"
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"Theres nothing after Christmas"

what about New Years Eve?

 

[mollypeach21]

Presumably the whole Santa scene (if not staged) was Chris putting out the girls sacks, what was he doing up at 5am I doubt he’d been to sleep yet. What do they actually do all day that means he’s up editing until that time. It would take 2 hours max to edit their vlogs its not like they do anything fancy with the editing its literally watch and clip together. Such a weird family.

 

[Maria1]

I begged my mother for a lock for my door...

This hit home for me.i wasn't abused but had the constant threat of it for a few years. Sarah, if any of your children ask for a lock this will be a huge bleeping alarm bell so take heed. I hope it never happens but keep it in mind.

 

[mineminemine]

I forgot about the stockings! Very different from previous years

 

[jkroche95]

Also, there is another American YouTube family with 6 children, 5 girls ( ranging from 17 to 4 years old) and a 6 month old baby boy, and they all got age-appropriate, thoughtful gifts that matched their interests. They all look clean, well-dressed and though they were opening presents simultaneously, there wasn’t much/any shrieking apart from the 4 year-old girl, who was just a little bit over-excited but acceptably so. Lots of genuine thank yous and useful gifts too.

that same family bought their 4 year old a kindi doll, the same doll that 10 year old Isla asked for!

 

[kazizzle]

I still can't get over Esme referring to her phone as a "big girls phone"

I ordered myself an iPhone 13 yesterday too… so excited for my big girls phone to arrive

 

[Mostyn]

I ordered myself an iPhone 13 yesterday… so excited for my big girls phone to arrive

Don’t Google Chris ingham or your phone will combust

 

[Hils]

Also, there is another American YouTube family with 6 children, 5 girls ( ranging from 17 to 4 years old) and a 6 month old baby boy, and they all got age-appropriate, thoughtful gifts that matched their interests. They all look clean, well-dressed and though they were opening presents simultaneously, there wasn’t much/any shrieking apart from the 4 year-old girl, who was just a little bit over-excited but acceptably so. Lots of genuine thank yous and useful gifts too.

Which family is this please

 

[Scotblock]

New here, can someone explain what Mila's diagnosis is/could be?

It’s bad news I’m afraid. It appears she has two absolute fuckwits for parents. There is no known cure as yet

 

[jkroche95]

Which family is this please

I'm not sure we are allowed to say, so if not their last name is German for 'white' lol

 

[Loubywoobywoo]

Which family is this please

Not sure if I can give names on here, but their surname is a very pale colour in German that starts with W in both German and English.

There’s also another couple who have a 6 month-old little boy. One of the mums wears lots of vintage dresses and hairstyles, and has a lot of health problems if that helps identify them. They wrapped stuff up that their little boy already owns, or bought stuff similar to what he has, as, apparently, part of the fun at that age is opening gifts ( and playing with the box/container!) not necessarily the contents. They are pretty minimalist, follow Montessori methods, do baby signing and are just so invested in their baby’s development/emotional and physical well-being.

 

[babybelle]

Poor Mila got ignored all day then. This was definitely the Esme show this year. Did anyone else think that half the clothes Isla held up looked huge. Those tartan leggings would have fitted Isabelle, the length of them. I don't understand their thinking behind the Apple watch. Are they expecting a 10 year old to hit the gym and use it as a fitness tracker cos it won't be much use for anything else. Jane's comment when Esme opened the sewing machine was we shall have to learn to use it properly, yeah like that's going to happen. It will be in the garage of doom before new year.

 

[candyland_]

My daughter watched the Fizz Fam and I thought their presents were sweet and more age appropriate. Nice Pandora earrings etc for Sienna.

I fear Esme is stuck in the time when she was about 7 and they were shocked and surprised everyday for the vlog.

 

[MissKnowItAll007]

Anyone else notice when Esme opened the rainbow doll Isla said she had asked for it and then gave the price of it? I find that so odd seeing as it's a santa gift.

 

[caw654]

I am still baffled by the Apple Watch for Isla.. it just seems like such a pointless present for her. There would have been much better off getting her an iPad and Apple Pencil. It will be useful when she is stuck in the van for hours on end and would be good for school work. They can link to data on iPhones, so she could even use the internet if she links it to one of her sisters phones.

I think the presents in general were a bit meh if I am honest. Don’t get me wrong, they got plenty but nothing seemed that well thought out or useful. What about a kindle? Easy to transport books and they are often a lot cheaper… decent art supplies for Esme? Something educational for Isla? Jigsaws, games? A few more expensive well thought out items of clothing? It just seemed to be more dolls and cheap clothes for the most part! All that money they spend and it just seems like a pointless exercise in over consumption of tat!!

I think I said this last year as well - Jane and Steve’s presents seem much more well thought out!

They never have any board games - what's Christmas without board games that all the family can play? They are so weird.