user1736482
Member
isla got a kindi kids doll for her secret santa and was screaming over it. after a little bit of research theyre recommended for pre school age…shows how much she has regressed
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Happy Boxing Day Tattlers! (Yes we do all celebrate it Sarah!
)
Didn’t everything feel cold and weirdly “unchristmassy” in yesterday’s vlog?
As if they were just going through the motions.
All made to sit in a row to open Christmas Eve boxes with bits in that really meant nothing and had no individuality.
Even the matching PJ’s look cold, thin and as cheap as possible. Nothing felt like a nice Christmas Eve…why not bake together? Or play a big board game? Or all go ice skating. Christmas Carols? (As if!) Something fun together. Instead..more TV. So boring and unimaginative!
Then all made to sit in a row for Secret Santa (with Jane and HiSteve watching off camera …all a bit odd to have family members there but no presents for them…why not include them into the secret Santa?!)
Poor Isabelle made to rush through hers to please Jace. MORE monster trucks for him and then MORE lol dolls for Esme and Isla.
At the end, no duvet cover, no Christmas matching bedding, no mince pie for Santa, no Stockings hung out. Jace behind bars
Can’t he go in a big boy’s bed now?
Isla’s hyperventilating over a doll is either;
1) fake
2) real but it’s learnt behaviour after years of performing
3) real but she’s got a lower emotional age than 10.
It all just depresses me!! This family are like a social media experiment gone horribly wrong.
)Didn’t everything feel cold and weirdly “unchristmassy” in yesterday’s vlog?
As if they were just going through the motions.All made to sit in a row to open Christmas Eve boxes with bits in that really meant nothing and had no individuality.
Even the matching PJ’s look cold, thin and as cheap as possible. Nothing felt like a nice Christmas Eve…why not bake together? Or play a big board game? Or all go ice skating. Christmas Carols? (As if!) Something fun together. Instead..more TV. So boring and unimaginative!
Then all made to sit in a row for Secret Santa (with Jane and HiSteve watching off camera …all a bit odd to have family members there but no presents for them…why not include them into the secret Santa?!)
Poor Isabelle made to rush through hers to please Jace. MORE monster trucks for him and then MORE lol dolls for Esme and Isla.
At the end, no duvet cover, no Christmas matching bedding, no mince pie for Santa, no Stockings hung out. Jace behind bars
Can’t he go in a big boy’s bed now?Isla’s hyperventilating over a doll is either;
1) fake
2) real but it’s learnt behaviour after years of performing
3) real but she’s got a lower emotional age than 10.
It all just depresses me!! This family are like a social media experiment gone horribly wrong.
irishgirl38
New member
Did anyone see his new response on the insta comment on recent post? god he's a cheeky c u nxt tuesday.
Apparently he 'kills himself nightly for these video's' .... ' not that they would know'
Apparently he 'kills himself nightly for these video's' .... ' not that they would know'
TheNaughtyStep
Active member
The reason their rooms look so empty and soulless is because they have no "life" in them - no shelves with knicknacks, no little ornaments from their "travels", no actual decoration or colour (other than in the bedrooms) or anything to put their "stamp" on that house. Just lots of empty space with the pay-weekly furniture shoved in the furthest corner. In fact, hanging some curtains (properly) and blinds would make a huge difference.
thegreencow
VIP Member
WE OPENED OUR CHRISTMAS PRESENTS EARLY!
The kids are sat at the top of the stairs. They're not turning the lights on because they're going out soon. Lazy tells them they will not believe what the elves have done and closes the living room so they don't see inside. Mila is asleep. The kids run into the living room to find they all have a present to open. Lazy tells Jace he has to listen to Isla reading the note. She then tells him Isabelle is opening her present first. Jace has to help Isabelle open her present because he's the star of the (shit)show. It's a book called The Song of Achilles. Jace is screeching that he wants to do his next, but for once Lazy makes him wait so Esme and Isla can go next. The girls both get LOL Surprise balls. Lazy tells Esme and Isla they have to watch Jace. Jace this, Jace that. Everyone has to watch Jace open his present but it's ok for him to screech his head off every day when his sisters are trying to talk? Lazy asks Jace what his present is, he guesses correctly that its a monster truck and Lazy cackles when he answers back "It's a monster truck I said". Of course he wants the box opened straight away. The girls open their LOL Dolls. Isabelle and Jace play with the truck in the kitchen.
Lazy screeches good morning and hopes the ifam having a wonderful start to the Christmas holidays. Esme tells us Lazy sent the presents off to Santa yesterday but the elves took the presents out of the box. They're at Gulliver's Valley. Creepy tells us they do Christmas days where there are limited rides and then you get a Christmas experience at the end of the day. They have until 4pm. The first ride is Grand Prix Racers. After the ride Creepy seems to speed up his walking to get closer to Isabelle. Isabelle says he got off the ride, said it was so fun and said "thanks man" to the guy. He embarrassed her. Lazy says the girls are 'orrible. Creepy told her to go on the ride so she is. Isabelle says she'll be embarrassed if Lazy starts shouting so Lazy screeches.
Jace couldn't go on the first ride. Isabelle runs over and picks him up. He's been eating cookies. Creepy is holding Mila. They find a ride for Jace - Rockin' Tug. He says the drainpipe is the Incy Wincy Spider tube. Jace screeches the entire time he's on the ride. He asks to go on Jumbo Jetters and Lazy says if he screeches "yay" then he'll be on there. He doesn't look to so thrilled when he's on the ride, which Esme has also been dragged onto.
Creepy has seen something crazy - "a really big Daddy one". He tells Jace, who is eating a biscuit as usual, to close his eyes. He ass Jace if he'll be cared and he say no, Creepy asks why not and Jace says he doesn't want to be. Well that's the OMG MY 2 YEAR OLD WAS TERRIFIED clickbait out the window then. Jace opens his eyes and there's an unnecessarily zoomed in shot of Jace's covered-in-food face. Creepy does a Creepy laugh. Dinosaur impression from Isabelle. Footage of Jace screeching on another ride.
Esme, Isla, Jace and Creepy are going on a water slide. Lazy says Creepy will freak out because it goes fast. She cackles at Creepy with his hood up. He woohoos the entire way down and then gets soaked in water. The next ride (Gyrosaur) is one you won't catch Creepy on for love nor money so it's just Lazy and the girls going on. They get to go on twice a there's no queue. Creepy says Jace can go over to the park several metres away whilst he films Lazy and the girls on the ride again.
Lazy says the ride was fun but there's no way Creepy the wimp is going on it. She realised when she got on the ride that she's had the buttons on her shirt undone for a few rides. Isabelle noticed but thought she was doing it on purpose so said nothing. Lazy asks why she would want to walk around with her boobs out. You walk around with your gunt out half the time so why not? Creepy is having the time of his life with Jace's monster truck. He pushes it down the slide. Lazy knows what to get Creepy for Christmas. Jace says it's his turn but Creepy takes it because he wants to do it again.
Lazy take Mila on some rides in the indoor play area, including on the slide and roundabout. Of course Lazy isn't wearing a mask so if there's a huge surge in cases in the North of England we know why. They lay Mila in a beanbag and Creepy says she's tiny in real life. After time in the play area, its time to go and see Santa. Santa has a log burner that actually works, unlike the Inghams.
Lazy screeches at the kids to say hello to the elf, who I can hear is wearing a mask. Santa says hello but Jace sees unsure. Lazy introduces him to the kids. Santa says the kids are all on the nice list. I bet Lazy and Creepy aren't on there. Isla gets some fairy wings and a tutu, Esme gets a land sand kit and Jace gets a car colouring set. The elf thought Jace was a girl. Jace thinks there's a car in his present and Lazy says he'll be disappointed when he realises its just a piece of paper and a colouring set. She apologises for the camera being so close to her head and Creepy says we'll see a massive meatball. Isabelle says he's insecure because we see his massive forehead, to which Creepy replies that it's a fivehead. Isla is trying to show lazy something and he doe a fake "wow" before saying they're going to the car to watch Arthur Christmas on the screen in the cinema drive-in. This is their first time in Gulliver's Valley but Isla says they've been there before. Lazy ignores Isla, even when the poor girl repeats herself. Even on the days when they pretend they care about Isla, you can tell they don't. They should get her adopted if they don't care about her and let a family who desperately want a child have her. Lazy tells Creepy to hold Mila properly and get the hood off her eyes. Christine says it's too big. Lazy says she looks fed up. Well yes you would be fed up too if your useless parents forced you to go outside in near freezing temperatures. Have you forgotten that she's also likely to be in a lot of pain due to her hip? Yes, yes you have forgotten because you never cared in the first place. Did you even ask the doctor if there was any pain relief she could have until her surgery? Lazy finally replies to Isla on the third time she say this isn't the first time they've been to Gulliver's Valley but saying she meant at Christmas Time. From Disneyland to Gulliver's Valley - oh how the mighty have fallen.
The Inghams are finally home. Mila is laying on the floor and Lazy sits her up. Jace is holding her present from the elves. Lazy gives Mila a rattle to distract her. Jace opens the present and Lazy tells Mila not to put the rattle in her mouth. She takes the bow off the box and Jace opens it. Mila has got a "little ginge". Wow, I had no idea they've made dolls of Creepy. She also got a rattle along with the gingerbread toy. In the next shot Jace has left the room and Mila is rolling over but her arm is stuck. The kids aren't allowed in the living room because Lazy and Creepy have been doing "some secret things" since they got back. Baby Ingham 6, arriving September 2022. Lazy is glad they did a Christmassy day. Creepy is a grump when they do days like that. He says they went to Gulliver's Valley before they did Youtube and it was raining so he hated it. Lazy tells him it's just a bit of rain. You don't understand though Lazy, his hair dye might run. Gulliver's Valley is cheesy child fun. There is a box of present behind Lazy. How the kids believe any of the shite their parents spout about 'Santa' when there are always wrapped presents laying around, I have no idea. The last week before Christmas is always busy for the Inghams. Lazy has a smear test. Lets pray for the nurse who has to see Lazy's fishy minge. Thank goodness for masks. Creepy say we'll get to see her having the test done but Lazy says it's not happening. They have a surprise being set up tomorrow but Lazy realises she can't say that and says there's no surprise tomorrow. Creepy starts going on about the turkey again and Lazy tells him to shut up.
End of vlog
Face like thunder then 3, 2, 1... she sees the camera and it's all smiles.
The kids are sat at the top of the stairs. They're not turning the lights on because they're going out soon. Lazy tells them they will not believe what the elves have done and closes the living room so they don't see inside. Mila is asleep. The kids run into the living room to find they all have a present to open. Lazy tells Jace he has to listen to Isla reading the note. She then tells him Isabelle is opening her present first. Jace has to help Isabelle open her present because he's the star of the (shit)show. It's a book called The Song of Achilles. Jace is screeching that he wants to do his next, but for once Lazy makes him wait so Esme and Isla can go next. The girls both get LOL Surprise balls. Lazy tells Esme and Isla they have to watch Jace. Jace this, Jace that. Everyone has to watch Jace open his present but it's ok for him to screech his head off every day when his sisters are trying to talk? Lazy asks Jace what his present is, he guesses correctly that its a monster truck and Lazy cackles when he answers back "It's a monster truck I said". Of course he wants the box opened straight away. The girls open their LOL Dolls. Isabelle and Jace play with the truck in the kitchen.
Lazy screeches good morning and hopes the ifam having a wonderful start to the Christmas holidays. Esme tells us Lazy sent the presents off to Santa yesterday but the elves took the presents out of the box. They're at Gulliver's Valley. Creepy tells us they do Christmas days where there are limited rides and then you get a Christmas experience at the end of the day. They have until 4pm. The first ride is Grand Prix Racers. After the ride Creepy seems to speed up his walking to get closer to Isabelle. Isabelle says he got off the ride, said it was so fun and said "thanks man" to the guy. He embarrassed her. Lazy says the girls are 'orrible. Creepy told her to go on the ride so she is. Isabelle says she'll be embarrassed if Lazy starts shouting so Lazy screeches.
Jace couldn't go on the first ride. Isabelle runs over and picks him up. He's been eating cookies. Creepy is holding Mila. They find a ride for Jace - Rockin' Tug. He says the drainpipe is the Incy Wincy Spider tube. Jace screeches the entire time he's on the ride. He asks to go on Jumbo Jetters and Lazy says if he screeches "yay" then he'll be on there. He doesn't look to so thrilled when he's on the ride, which Esme has also been dragged onto.
Creepy has seen something crazy - "a really big Daddy one". He tells Jace, who is eating a biscuit as usual, to close his eyes. He ass Jace if he'll be cared and he say no, Creepy asks why not and Jace says he doesn't want to be. Well that's the OMG MY 2 YEAR OLD WAS TERRIFIED clickbait out the window then. Jace opens his eyes and there's an unnecessarily zoomed in shot of Jace's covered-in-food face. Creepy does a Creepy laugh. Dinosaur impression from Isabelle. Footage of Jace screeching on another ride.
Esme, Isla, Jace and Creepy are going on a water slide. Lazy says Creepy will freak out because it goes fast. She cackles at Creepy with his hood up. He woohoos the entire way down and then gets soaked in water. The next ride (Gyrosaur) is one you won't catch Creepy on for love nor money so it's just Lazy and the girls going on. They get to go on twice a there's no queue. Creepy says Jace can go over to the park several metres away whilst he films Lazy and the girls on the ride again.
Lazy says the ride was fun but there's no way Creepy the wimp is going on it. She realised when she got on the ride that she's had the buttons on her shirt undone for a few rides. Isabelle noticed but thought she was doing it on purpose so said nothing. Lazy asks why she would want to walk around with her boobs out. You walk around with your gunt out half the time so why not? Creepy is having the time of his life with Jace's monster truck. He pushes it down the slide. Lazy knows what to get Creepy for Christmas. Jace says it's his turn but Creepy takes it because he wants to do it again.
Lazy take Mila on some rides in the indoor play area, including on the slide and roundabout. Of course Lazy isn't wearing a mask so if there's a huge surge in cases in the North of England we know why. They lay Mila in a beanbag and Creepy says she's tiny in real life. After time in the play area, its time to go and see Santa. Santa has a log burner that actually works, unlike the Inghams.
Lazy screeches at the kids to say hello to the elf, who I can hear is wearing a mask. Santa says hello but Jace sees unsure. Lazy introduces him to the kids. Santa says the kids are all on the nice list. I bet Lazy and Creepy aren't on there. Isla gets some fairy wings and a tutu, Esme gets a land sand kit and Jace gets a car colouring set. The elf thought Jace was a girl. Jace thinks there's a car in his present and Lazy says he'll be disappointed when he realises its just a piece of paper and a colouring set. She apologises for the camera being so close to her head and Creepy says we'll see a massive meatball. Isabelle says he's insecure because we see his massive forehead, to which Creepy replies that it's a fivehead. Isla is trying to show lazy something and he doe a fake "wow" before saying they're going to the car to watch Arthur Christmas on the screen in the cinema drive-in. This is their first time in Gulliver's Valley but Isla says they've been there before. Lazy ignores Isla, even when the poor girl repeats herself. Even on the days when they pretend they care about Isla, you can tell they don't. They should get her adopted if they don't care about her and let a family who desperately want a child have her. Lazy tells Creepy to hold Mila properly and get the hood off her eyes. Christine says it's too big. Lazy says she looks fed up. Well yes you would be fed up too if your useless parents forced you to go outside in near freezing temperatures. Have you forgotten that she's also likely to be in a lot of pain due to her hip? Yes, yes you have forgotten because you never cared in the first place. Did you even ask the doctor if there was any pain relief she could have until her surgery? Lazy finally replies to Isla on the third time she say this isn't the first time they've been to Gulliver's Valley but saying she meant at Christmas Time. From Disneyland to Gulliver's Valley - oh how the mighty have fallen.
The Inghams are finally home. Mila is laying on the floor and Lazy sits her up. Jace is holding her present from the elves. Lazy gives Mila a rattle to distract her. Jace opens the present and Lazy tells Mila not to put the rattle in her mouth. She takes the bow off the box and Jace opens it. Mila has got a "little ginge". Wow, I had no idea they've made dolls of Creepy. She also got a rattle along with the gingerbread toy. In the next shot Jace has left the room and Mila is rolling over but her arm is stuck. The kids aren't allowed in the living room because Lazy and Creepy have been doing "some secret things" since they got back. Baby Ingham 6, arriving September 2022. Lazy is glad they did a Christmassy day. Creepy is a grump when they do days like that. He says they went to Gulliver's Valley before they did Youtube and it was raining so he hated it. Lazy tells him it's just a bit of rain. You don't understand though Lazy, his hair dye might run. Gulliver's Valley is cheesy child fun. There is a box of present behind Lazy. How the kids believe any of the shite their parents spout about 'Santa' when there are always wrapped presents laying around, I have no idea. The last week before Christmas is always busy for the Inghams. Lazy has a smear test. Lets pray for the nurse who has to see Lazy's fishy minge. Thank goodness for masks. Creepy say we'll get to see her having the test done but Lazy says it's not happening. They have a surprise being set up tomorrow but Lazy realises she can't say that and says there's no surprise tomorrow. Creepy starts going on about the turkey again and Lazy tells him to shut up.
End of vlog
Face like thunder then 3, 2, 1... she sees the camera and it's all smiles.
thegreencow
VIP Member
CHRISTMAS EVE SPECIAL - OPENING NO BUDGET SECRET SANTA PRESENTS!
The vlog begins with Isla in her own bed. Mila is still asleep but Lazy cannot believe it's Christmas Eve.
The kids run into the kitchen. The elves are back and there are pancakes on the table for breakfast. The elves are in a jar so Isla picks it up. Esme is going to write to Santa and ask if the elves can stay for Christmas Day. Jace says the colours of the elves. Esme says she thinks they "made names" for them last year but she can't remember them so they need to write some down. Jace is stood at her hip screeching her name. Lazy says Jace can sit on a normal chair but he's not at the place that has his name on it so Isabelle picks him up off the chair and carries him over to the right chair, even though he's more than capable of walking. It's literally just a plastic Santa bottle with his name on it so I have no idea why they couldn't just switch them around. Lazy cackles about her pancakes, which she has made look like Santa. Jace doesn't want to eat it. Isabelle tells us she walked downstairs and Jace said "Merry Christmas Isabelle". He eats one of Lazy's blueberries. The kids all (including Isabelle) write their letters to Santa. Lazy chops veg.
Dinner is in the slow cooker. Granny Jane and Hi Steve are there. Lazy is sure to tells us Isla is in the shower, Isabelle and Esme have had showers, and Jace needs a bath. They're watching The Elf's Reindeer. Lazy can't cope with how adorable Mila looks today.
The girls are setting up a train track that Granny Jane got them. Jace wants Lazy to take a train out of the box. Lazy says she's going to turn it on but Isla is scared. The train gets stuck. It's going around the track in the next shot, although they lost a carriage. Jace loves the train. The train has no destination and is going round and round in circles, much like the Inghams' career.
Creepy has been trying to get out of putting on his turkey costume all day but he's married to Sarah Ingham so might a well admit defeat. Lazy foghorns up the stairs to ask how its going. Flashback to yesterday.
Lazy puts on her elf costume. The next few minute consist of Lazy cackling and thinking she's the most hilarious thing that ever lived. Creepy, Esme and Mila sit on the sofa in the hallway. Creepy and Esme laugh when they see Lazy, who starts singing We Wish You a Merry Christmas. Esme gets Isla from her bedroom. Lazy didn't want Creepy to feel left out tomorrow when they have to deliver Christmas cards around the neighbourhood. Lazy thought about doing His and Her Elves, but he's been obsessed with turkeys this year so got him a turkey costume. Cackling. Lazy is laying on the floor in the next shot, still cackling because Creepy got a Santa hat with his costume. Prinny had a bad tummy the other day and now her bum is stained yellow, despite being bathed. Lazy tells him that no one cares about Prinny's butt.
Everyone is waiting for Creepy to come down in his turkey outfit. Eventually he waddles along the landing and down the stairs. Everyone is laughing at him. Quick shot of Hi Steve. Granny Jane kicks his son up the arse. Shame she didn't do that years ago when she found out he'd cheated on his wife. Things run in the family with this lot though so I wouldn't be surprised if Jane herself has a few affair shaped skeletons in her closet. Some of the neighbours are about to meet the Inghams for the first time. Creepy walks along a road, Lazy tells him to wave to the car and the driver beeps. Screech laughing.
Creepy is stuck in his suit and the elves are gone. There are boxes at the front door. Isabelle and Hi Steve have been babysitting Mila whilst everyone else went for the walk. The kids open the door. Creepy picks up the elves with cooking tongs and puts them in a jar. He doesn't want to hurt them and the absolute melt then apologies to them. Isla brings the boxes in.
The kids are sat in the living room with the boxes in front of them. Jace isn't having any of Lazy's shit today and isn't waiting for the acting cue. His box is already open. Inside the boxes are chocolate, books a candle (for Isabelle), socks, pyjamas, hot chocolate, gummy lollies and some other bits.
Lazy is making sure everyone's Secret Santa is wrapped. The girls are sleeping in Esme's room because Granny Jane and Hi Steve are having Isabelle's room. I swear Isabelle has to make so many sacrifices for other people. Why not let her seep in her own room for once and make Esme give up her room or get Jane and Steve to sleep on the sofa. Jace wants the telly on and Lazy says she will do it in a minute. Jace starts trying to make himself cry but Lazy tells him they don't do that on Christmas Eve.
Dinner is finished. They're about to do Secret Santa. Jace says Happy Christmas to Lazy. Usually the kids have to guess who got Secret Santa for them. However, this year Lazy wants them to get the presents they wrapped for themselves. Jace brought for Isabelle. They tried to find a box but couldn't find one big enough. Isabelle gets a dressing gown, socks, body scrub, a wooden cat toy for her desk, a throw, It Ends With Us book, and a fake plant. Overweight Coco the dog starts licking Esme's face so Creepy tells her there's boundaries. If only YOU knew those boundaries. An impatient Jace keeps asking (and trying) to open his presents so Isabelle lets him help open her final presents. Finally it's a screeching Jace's turn. Personally I would've made him wait to last to teach him he doesn't always get his own way. Lazy got Jace two boxes of monster trucks. Isla gives Esme her presents; alphabet beads for her bracelets, paint, an LOL surprise and the final present (which she scared to open) is an LOL doll. Esme gives Isla her presents; a toiletry bag for LOL Dolls, LOL Surprise, Kindi Kids doll.
Creepy's turn now. First present from Lazy is a Home Bargains jumper. Isabelle pretends to find a box under the sofa and says its for Creepy. It's a box of Calvin Klein perfume and Isabelle says it's because he smells like a pasty. Isla says she was with Lazy when she bought it and it was very expensive. Creepy gives Isabelle a hug, even though the gift is from Lazy. Creepy gives Lazy her Secret Santa presents; a phone case and a River Island bag. She is confused about the phone case because she took the case off her phone the other day because she doesn't like it. Creepy says her phone will get ruined. Ah so that's the motive; he'll throw away £20k on a DPD van but a new phone for the wife is too expensive. Creepy calls Lazy an "ungrateful mother..." but it cuts before we can hear him say "fucker". Lazy explains that the case Creepy got is the same one he took off four days ago. Christine says it was a black one and the one she got is a see-through one. Lazy asks why he left the price tag on the bag They snog and the girls are disgusted.
Shots of everyone watching The Snowman. Afterwards, Lazy is in Jace's room and about to read Fly, Fly, Fly Your Sleigh to him. Jace has a jumper on because the sleeping bag is in the wash and he takes the covers off the second Lazy leaves the room, so she's paranoid he's cold.
Lazy says goodnight to the girls. Esme ad Isla hope the elves stay for tomorrow. Isla wants to try and film Santa, if they see him, so she has the memory. Esme is scared she won't wake up and hear him. Isabelle is sleeping in Esme's bed whilst Esme and Isla are on the sofa.
End of vlog
Home Bargains - is that where Lazy found Creepy? She should return him to the store asap and demand a refund.
Isabelle's Secret Santa from Jace.
Hi Granny Jane and Hi Steve
The vlog begins with Isla in her own bed. Mila is still asleep but Lazy cannot believe it's Christmas Eve.
The kids run into the kitchen. The elves are back and there are pancakes on the table for breakfast. The elves are in a jar so Isla picks it up. Esme is going to write to Santa and ask if the elves can stay for Christmas Day. Jace says the colours of the elves. Esme says she thinks they "made names" for them last year but she can't remember them so they need to write some down. Jace is stood at her hip screeching her name. Lazy says Jace can sit on a normal chair but he's not at the place that has his name on it so Isabelle picks him up off the chair and carries him over to the right chair, even though he's more than capable of walking. It's literally just a plastic Santa bottle with his name on it so I have no idea why they couldn't just switch them around. Lazy cackles about her pancakes, which she has made look like Santa. Jace doesn't want to eat it. Isabelle tells us she walked downstairs and Jace said "Merry Christmas Isabelle". He eats one of Lazy's blueberries. The kids all (including Isabelle) write their letters to Santa. Lazy chops veg.
Dinner is in the slow cooker. Granny Jane and Hi Steve are there. Lazy is sure to tells us Isla is in the shower, Isabelle and Esme have had showers, and Jace needs a bath. They're watching The Elf's Reindeer. Lazy can't cope with how adorable Mila looks today.
The girls are setting up a train track that Granny Jane got them. Jace wants Lazy to take a train out of the box. Lazy says she's going to turn it on but Isla is scared. The train gets stuck. It's going around the track in the next shot, although they lost a carriage. Jace loves the train. The train has no destination and is going round and round in circles, much like the Inghams' career.
Creepy has been trying to get out of putting on his turkey costume all day but he's married to Sarah Ingham so might a well admit defeat. Lazy foghorns up the stairs to ask how its going. Flashback to yesterday.
Lazy puts on her elf costume. The next few minute consist of Lazy cackling and thinking she's the most hilarious thing that ever lived. Creepy, Esme and Mila sit on the sofa in the hallway. Creepy and Esme laugh when they see Lazy, who starts singing We Wish You a Merry Christmas. Esme gets Isla from her bedroom. Lazy didn't want Creepy to feel left out tomorrow when they have to deliver Christmas cards around the neighbourhood. Lazy thought about doing His and Her Elves, but he's been obsessed with turkeys this year so got him a turkey costume. Cackling. Lazy is laying on the floor in the next shot, still cackling because Creepy got a Santa hat with his costume. Prinny had a bad tummy the other day and now her bum is stained yellow, despite being bathed. Lazy tells him that no one cares about Prinny's butt.
Everyone is waiting for Creepy to come down in his turkey outfit. Eventually he waddles along the landing and down the stairs. Everyone is laughing at him. Quick shot of Hi Steve. Granny Jane kicks his son up the arse. Shame she didn't do that years ago when she found out he'd cheated on his wife. Things run in the family with this lot though so I wouldn't be surprised if Jane herself has a few affair shaped skeletons in her closet. Some of the neighbours are about to meet the Inghams for the first time. Creepy walks along a road, Lazy tells him to wave to the car and the driver beeps. Screech laughing.
Creepy is stuck in his suit and the elves are gone. There are boxes at the front door. Isabelle and Hi Steve have been babysitting Mila whilst everyone else went for the walk. The kids open the door. Creepy picks up the elves with cooking tongs and puts them in a jar. He doesn't want to hurt them and the absolute melt then apologies to them. Isla brings the boxes in.
The kids are sat in the living room with the boxes in front of them. Jace isn't having any of Lazy's shit today and isn't waiting for the acting cue. His box is already open. Inside the boxes are chocolate, books a candle (for Isabelle), socks, pyjamas, hot chocolate, gummy lollies and some other bits.
Lazy is making sure everyone's Secret Santa is wrapped. The girls are sleeping in Esme's room because Granny Jane and Hi Steve are having Isabelle's room. I swear Isabelle has to make so many sacrifices for other people. Why not let her seep in her own room for once and make Esme give up her room or get Jane and Steve to sleep on the sofa. Jace wants the telly on and Lazy says she will do it in a minute. Jace starts trying to make himself cry but Lazy tells him they don't do that on Christmas Eve.
Dinner is finished. They're about to do Secret Santa. Jace says Happy Christmas to Lazy. Usually the kids have to guess who got Secret Santa for them. However, this year Lazy wants them to get the presents they wrapped for themselves. Jace brought for Isabelle. They tried to find a box but couldn't find one big enough. Isabelle gets a dressing gown, socks, body scrub, a wooden cat toy for her desk, a throw, It Ends With Us book, and a fake plant. Overweight Coco the dog starts licking Esme's face so Creepy tells her there's boundaries. If only YOU knew those boundaries. An impatient Jace keeps asking (and trying) to open his presents so Isabelle lets him help open her final presents. Finally it's a screeching Jace's turn. Personally I would've made him wait to last to teach him he doesn't always get his own way. Lazy got Jace two boxes of monster trucks. Isla gives Esme her presents; alphabet beads for her bracelets, paint, an LOL surprise and the final present (which she scared to open) is an LOL doll. Esme gives Isla her presents; a toiletry bag for LOL Dolls, LOL Surprise, Kindi Kids doll.
Creepy's turn now. First present from Lazy is a Home Bargains jumper. Isabelle pretends to find a box under the sofa and says its for Creepy. It's a box of Calvin Klein perfume and Isabelle says it's because he smells like a pasty. Isla says she was with Lazy when she bought it and it was very expensive. Creepy gives Isabelle a hug, even though the gift is from Lazy. Creepy gives Lazy her Secret Santa presents; a phone case and a River Island bag. She is confused about the phone case because she took the case off her phone the other day because she doesn't like it. Creepy says her phone will get ruined. Ah so that's the motive; he'll throw away £20k on a DPD van but a new phone for the wife is too expensive. Creepy calls Lazy an "ungrateful mother..." but it cuts before we can hear him say "fucker". Lazy explains that the case Creepy got is the same one he took off four days ago. Christine says it was a black one and the one she got is a see-through one. Lazy asks why he left the price tag on the bag They snog and the girls are disgusted.
Shots of everyone watching The Snowman. Afterwards, Lazy is in Jace's room and about to read Fly, Fly, Fly Your Sleigh to him. Jace has a jumper on because the sleeping bag is in the wash and he takes the covers off the second Lazy leaves the room, so she's paranoid he's cold.
Lazy says goodnight to the girls. Esme ad Isla hope the elves stay for tomorrow. Isla wants to try and film Santa, if they see him, so she has the memory. Esme is scared she won't wake up and hear him. Isabelle is sleeping in Esme's bed whilst Esme and Isla are on the sofa.
End of vlog
Home Bargains - is that where Lazy found Creepy? She should return him to the store asap and demand a refund.
Isabelle's Secret Santa from Jace.
Hi Granny Jane and Hi Steve
I really don’t hope that the real reason why the girls have sleepovers like every night, is because of their creepy dad sneaking around in the rooms if they are alone…
jellybelly136
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He looked at fatso lazy dead in the eyes and screwed his face up and angrily said “ITS A MONSTER TRUCK I SAID!”
homebargainsandme
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Watch Chris lie and say he had too much to drink with his friends last night that he dropped the memory card in his dark fruits can.
Typical
they bigged up the day out so much they’re embarrassed to admit it didn’t happen.
They’re so shit at everything
Typical
they bigged up the day out so much they’re embarrassed to admit it didn’t happen. They’re so shit at everything
Mariemoo43
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Mine are older now and I’ve found this year that their present pile is very small but it’s made up of things that I know they want and will appreciate. I did explain to them that this year was very different and they were like aww mum we know, we don’t want anything really, we have you and then gave me a hug. I have lovely kids.
The ingham kids will just get tat for presents, endless crappy LOL shite or cheap stationary, nothing different or quirky.
They don’t give a shite about the environment or others peoples circumstances. Horrible people
JustHereForTheAgriculture
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Wrapping Santa presents in the middle of the day in the living room while the kids are in the house 
For someone who claims to love the magic of Christmas, she sure is doing her best to make sure her kids don’t get the tiniest bit of magic.
For someone who claims to love the magic of Christmas, she sure is doing her best to make sure her kids don’t get the tiniest bit of magic.
Mariemoo43
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Who gives a 9 year old a candle for goodness sake!
Major fire risk especially as isla acts about 4.
Apologies if any tattle life children have candles lol but giving them to isla is rather stupid
Major fire risk especially as isla acts about 4.
Apologies if any tattle life children have candles lol but giving them to isla is rather stupid
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Scotblock
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I reckon social services have realised how alienated they were all becoming from their families and have reigned that in. That’s is the only reason I can think of that all of a sudden they are mixing with their nearest and dearest again. Those kids are growing up in cult like conditions and god help them if they ever need to enter the real world.
Being exposed to other people's opinions is how you learn and grow as a person. You don't have to agree with everyone but even hearing the opinions that are not the same as yours helps you to understand better what you actually think about the subject. It's how you learn to reason and explain why you think the way you do.
It's scary how they expect to go through life with no one telling any of them they are ever wrong about anything and no one can question them. It shows in how none of them are developing their personalities at all. No one learns anything new.
It's scary how they expect to go through life with no one telling any of them they are ever wrong about anything and no one can question them. It shows in how none of them are developing their personalities at all. No one learns anything new.
GreaseMop
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I don't know how Creepy dares show his face at these places where there's lots of children. All it takes is one person to realise who he is and what he's done and there'll be no hiding behind the foghorn or her chuldrun. People won't take kindly to people like him near their children, especially with his big bag of camera equipment and him filming without caring who is in the background.
I don't know what he gets out of places like Gulliver's Valley, there's not going to be many teenagers there. I suppose it's because there aren't any big scary rides at places like that.
I don't know what he gets out of places like Gulliver's Valley, there's not going to be many teenagers there. I suppose it's because there aren't any big scary rides at places like that.
Why does it need both of them to "sort things for Christmas". If you aren't able to do your job anymore because it takes so long to get everything ready for christmas eve then maybe it's time to rethink what you actually do at christmas. Less time setting up elves and wrapping 3 million presents, get up before it's dark and there might be time for everything!
I'm going to be sure to make Mr Abbvay call in work and let them know that he's so sorry he can't work tonight but his wife needs help with Christmas.