Setting the scene
Sarah 38 is at a future interview, sitting opposite those interviewing her, for a very important job. Her husband is sitting outside the interview room, near to the door, which is slightly left ajar.
Transcript of interview
Interviewer…….Tell us a little about your strengths Sarah.
Sarah38………Morning guys,
Well, I’m a famous influencer, ( shouting to Chris outside the room) is influencer the right word babe? Anyway that’s what I am. I’ve travelled all over the world gaining life experiences you know. I’m an expert at cutting hair with pizza scissors and cooking pot noodles too! I definitely know the ins and outs of foreign car parks and can spot a mozzy a mile off! Oh also I’m a beach babe and understand all about wide angled lenses when doing photos. You guys won’t believe how good I am at ranting, is that the right word babe, ranting? Anyway at ranting at trolls who are just so jealous of my families life style. Anyway I’m also a right good home schooler and an expert at giving my chuldrun independence a very lot of they’re there their time when doing it! I don’t interfere very much in they’re there learning at all so am a right good mother. My English has come on loads too since being a vanlifer as you can probably tell, Isn’t that right babe? I am great at buying just whats we need from B&M and Primark and have become an expert, is it expert babe, is that the right word? Anyway become an expert in plastic plants and baskets and other thingymabobydoos . Oh and for the record, my husband is a famous rock star and pro skater and has spent hours and hours learning how to use Instagram and snap chat.
So I really think that I can give a very big lot to your company. What is it you do again here? Oh you make beany hats don’t you, that’s a stunning job.(shouting again) Hey babe if I get this job I might get a discount code IFAM20% maybe babe! Cackle cackle cackle
Guys you really must need me!
Mhwaaaaa x
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Sarah 38 is at a future interview, sitting opposite those interviewing her, for a very important job. Her husband is sitting outside the interview room, near to the door, which is slightly left ajar.
Transcript of interview
Interviewer…….Tell us a little about your strengths Sarah.
Sarah38………Morning guys,
Well, I’m a famous influencer, ( shouting to Chris outside the room) is influencer the right word babe? Anyway that’s what I am. I’ve travelled all over the world gaining life experiences you know. I’m an expert at cutting hair with pizza scissors and cooking pot noodles too! I definitely know the ins and outs of foreign car parks and can spot a mozzy a mile off! Oh also I’m a beach babe and understand all about wide angled lenses when doing photos. You guys won’t believe how good I am at ranting, is that the right word babe, ranting? Anyway at ranting at trolls who are just so jealous of my families life style. Anyway I’m also a right good home schooler and an expert at giving my chuldrun independence a very lot of they’re there their time when doing it! I don’t interfere very much in they’re there learning at all so am a right good mother. My English has come on loads too since being a vanlifer as you can probably tell, Isn’t that right babe? I am great at buying just whats we need from B&M and Primark and have become an expert, is it expert babe, is that the right word? Anyway become an expert in plastic plants and baskets and other thingymabobydoos . Oh and for the record, my husband is a famous rock star and pro skater and has spent hours and hours learning how to use Instagram and snap chat.
So I really think that I can give a very big lot to your company. What is it you do again here? Oh you make beany hats don’t you, that’s a stunning job.(shouting again) Hey babe if I get this job I might get a discount code IFAM20% maybe babe! Cackle cackle cackle
Guys you really must need me!
Mhwaaaaa x
Sent from my iPhone