How is that poor girl ever going to do well in her GCSEs when her whole life is a false reality and pool party 
The Ingham Family #194 Sarah can swim 100 lengths, but having a bath isn't one of her strengths
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I canāt work out who they see as their audience anymore? They arenāt going to get new views from people interested in travelling and living out of a van because that isnāt what they are doing. They arenāt going to get new viewers from home educators because they arenāt inspiring in that area, they arenāt going to get people interested in travel to view because they donāt really do any travel and they arenāt really family themed because they donāt do any family content(meals, crafts etc). Nobody will watch them for home decor ideas because they donāt finish anything and itās seems to be copies of other people anyway. They are also alienating their current audience because they donāt want to see these kinds of vlogs.
Itās alleged he has another kid somewhere
Yuck! Picking her pants out her clam packet must be like when a vet helps birth a calf the size of her
Why oh why does Chris leave THIS
in the edit???he hates herWhy oh why does Chris leave THIS
She really is something else, if she bought her undergarments in the correct size then her labia wouldn't be trying to suck them in!!Yuck! Picking her pants out her clam packet must be like when a vet helps birth a calf the size of her
Surely if she REEEEEALLY had to pull them out....in public, she would ask the girls to stand around her, use the pram for cover at the front and discreetly detach her sweaty knickers from her flaps.
But no, not our Lazy, not only does she delve right in, she cocks her leg in the process, bending down so she can get a proper handful.
And not only did a 38 year old do that in public but her ever loving Creepy husband, filmed it, edited it and then posted it online for anyone to see.
Does anyone remember when Creeps seemed to intentionally leave clips of lazy in the vlogs, that painted her in a bad light? She must've done something to piss him off that day!
Well it makes a change from creepy spreading tit all over the internetCan someone re-suggest this as thread title at the appropriate time please?
Sarah buys cheap Primark pants for Ā£2.00 but sheās so big Ā£1.75 of them are up her arse
10 stone 3 pound and pulling her g string out of her kebab in public. Class.
THE BEST PLACE WE HAVE EVER STAYED - WATERPARK!
Lazy films Mila in her swinging chair. Jace is playing with the elephant. The Inghams got up and got ready. The girls are doing their schoolwork. She tells Jace not to be loud. They got a fold away table and chairs at the supermarket yesterday because they were on offer, and the bench is huge.
It's 2:15pm and the girls have finished their schoolwork. Isla wanted Lazy to film her talking about the Sunny Delight drink that comes in yellow, blue and red. Esme and Isla are having some so Jace has to have a taste. Lazy points out the drink has vitamins in and everything in moderation is ok. Sunny D came out when Lazy was younger and Nannar used to buy the orange one for her brother (the convict or the homeless one?) and it was so yummy. Lazy was setting up the pram because they need to take it to the pool as it's a bit of a walk, and Jace is already in it. Esme told Creepy she would clean the van whilst he went to get ready at the shower block and he told her how to clean the floor. Esme demonstrates how he told her to clean. Jace shouts that he's strapped in. Esme does another impression of Creepy and Lazy says he will kill her when he watches it back to edit it.
Creepy is filming now and says the place has such a holiday vibe and he loves it. He shows us all the shops and captures Lazy pulling a wedgie out of her crack. Creepy is looking forward to getting to the pool and watching some entertainment. It's about 3pm so unfortunately for you I doubt anyone will be skinny dipping. There are fans blowing water out of them. Creepy has added rap music to the clip of the empty pool area. He loves the look of the water slide so he'll probably be going down on it and causing a tsunami with his 48DDD moobs at some point. The girls have gone to the top and he films them coming out, paying particular attention to Isabelle. Isla doesn't reach the height requirement for the 1.4 metre slide. The first slide was so slow but the next one was terrifying. Creepy can't wait to have a go.
Time for Lazy to screech about the pools now. Jace wants to go on the slides. She films all the animal statues. Music plays to footage of the pool, Mila and Jace. Creepy says Jace and Lazy ate all his chocolate biscuits. Then he asks Isabelle if this is the prettiest pool they've ever been to; she says it is. Jace and Esme go on a big slide together and Lazy screeches "cllllleeeeever boy" when they reach the bottom. The kids (minus Mila) all go on some of the little slides together. Isabelle and Jace then go on it again alone.
Creepy doesn't know what "these two fools" Esme and Isabelle are doing. They go down a slide together. Some music that I'm sure was used on the Scottish road trip is used over clips of Jace and Lazy on a slide and the kids on a slide. Do they really think their audience are interested in them bleating on about folding tables and repetitive clips of water slides? The next few minutes are footage of the kids on water slides. Jace stares at a hippo.
After a wonderful few hours around the pool at the best campsite, this is the Inghams have been to on a trip. Creepy says it's gorgeous. Footage of Mila. You can book apartments at the site and you can use the buffet restaurant daily for Ā£14 per adult. Time for the daily moan about mosquitos. Isla runs away from one and runs into a table. Lazy has to stop herself from laughing and says it's not worth running herself into the table for. Isabelle laughs at her and says she's the clumsiest person in the family. Esme is babysitting Jace in the background. The Inghams head indoors to escape from the mosquitos. Esme and Isla are really red and swollen and the girls are itchy at night. They use anti mosquito stuff but some of them seem to like it; some work and some don't. They've been using an Avon skin softener cream as well but they life that as well. Lazy shows us her dinner.
The Inghams are heading back to the van. Lazy keeps accidentally saying caravan and Creepy keeps asking her if she's going back home. He's holding a tired Mila like a sack of potatoes. The way they hold her looks so uncomfortable but tonight it looks like Creepy is almost dropping her. The Inghams are having a wander around the campsite trying to find the other pool area and looking at other people's set ups because Lazy likes doing that. Creepy films a big van with Isla standing in front of it, and does a what they need for their family size versus what they have. I doubt he got permission to film the van. Lazy tries to convince us she wouldn't change it for the world but doesn't love it; she loves the memories it gives them. If she was sat on a pitch and given the choice between their van and the large van, she'd choose the large van.
End of vlog
The latest model of the Ā£75k van Creepy was drooling over. Oh what could've been if you hadn't fucked everything up. Looks like it has space for an American fridge/freezer too. He'll be crying into the snack box as he shits in the portaloo when he read this.
Lazy films Mila in her swinging chair. Jace is playing with the elephant. The Inghams got up and got ready. The girls are doing their schoolwork. She tells Jace not to be loud. They got a fold away table and chairs at the supermarket yesterday because they were on offer, and the bench is huge.
It's 2:15pm and the girls have finished their schoolwork. Isla wanted Lazy to film her talking about the Sunny Delight drink that comes in yellow, blue and red. Esme and Isla are having some so Jace has to have a taste. Lazy points out the drink has vitamins in and everything in moderation is ok. Sunny D came out when Lazy was younger and Nannar used to buy the orange one for her brother (the convict or the homeless one?) and it was so yummy. Lazy was setting up the pram because they need to take it to the pool as it's a bit of a walk, and Jace is already in it. Esme told Creepy she would clean the van whilst he went to get ready at the shower block and he told her how to clean the floor. Esme demonstrates how he told her to clean. Jace shouts that he's strapped in. Esme does another impression of Creepy and Lazy says he will kill her when he watches it back to edit it.
Creepy is filming now and says the place has such a holiday vibe and he loves it. He shows us all the shops and captures Lazy pulling a wedgie out of her crack. Creepy is looking forward to getting to the pool and watching some entertainment. It's about 3pm so unfortunately for you I doubt anyone will be skinny dipping. There are fans blowing water out of them. Creepy has added rap music to the clip of the empty pool area. He loves the look of the water slide so he'll probably be going down on it and causing a tsunami with his 48DDD moobs at some point. The girls have gone to the top and he films them coming out, paying particular attention to Isabelle. Isla doesn't reach the height requirement for the 1.4 metre slide. The first slide was so slow but the next one was terrifying. Creepy can't wait to have a go.
Time for Lazy to screech about the pools now. Jace wants to go on the slides. She films all the animal statues. Music plays to footage of the pool, Mila and Jace. Creepy says Jace and Lazy ate all his chocolate biscuits. Then he asks Isabelle if this is the prettiest pool they've ever been to; she says it is. Jace and Esme go on a big slide together and Lazy screeches "cllllleeeeever boy" when they reach the bottom. The kids (minus Mila) all go on some of the little slides together. Isabelle and Jace then go on it again alone.
Creepy doesn't know what "these two fools" Esme and Isabelle are doing. They go down a slide together. Some music that I'm sure was used on the Scottish road trip is used over clips of Jace and Lazy on a slide and the kids on a slide. Do they really think their audience are interested in them bleating on about folding tables and repetitive clips of water slides? The next few minutes are footage of the kids on water slides. Jace stares at a hippo.
After a wonderful few hours around the pool at the best campsite, this is the Inghams have been to on a trip. Creepy says it's gorgeous. Footage of Mila. You can book apartments at the site and you can use the buffet restaurant daily for Ā£14 per adult. Time for the daily moan about mosquitos. Isla runs away from one and runs into a table. Lazy has to stop herself from laughing and says it's not worth running herself into the table for. Isabelle laughs at her and says she's the clumsiest person in the family. Esme is babysitting Jace in the background. The Inghams head indoors to escape from the mosquitos. Esme and Isla are really red and swollen and the girls are itchy at night. They use anti mosquito stuff but some of them seem to like it; some work and some don't. They've been using an Avon skin softener cream as well but they life that as well. Lazy shows us her dinner.
The Inghams are heading back to the van. Lazy keeps accidentally saying caravan and Creepy keeps asking her if she's going back home. He's holding a tired Mila like a sack of potatoes. The way they hold her looks so uncomfortable but tonight it looks like Creepy is almost dropping her. The Inghams are having a wander around the campsite trying to find the other pool area and looking at other people's set ups because Lazy likes doing that. Creepy films a big van with Isla standing in front of it, and does a what they need for their family size versus what they have. I doubt he got permission to film the van. Lazy tries to convince us she wouldn't change it for the world but doesn't love it; she loves the memories it gives them. If she was sat on a pitch and given the choice between their van and the large van, she'd choose the large van.
End of vlog
The latest model of the Ā£75k van Creepy was drooling over. Oh what could've been if you hadn't fucked everything up. Looks like it has space for an American fridge/freezer too. He'll be crying into the snack box as he shits in the portaloo when he read this.
Why do they have to scream and shout?? Lazy shouting all over the restaurant, the girls screaming their heads off in the pool. I'm sorry I know kids get excited at pools when on holidays but are pools and slides not old news to them at this stage?
My life is far too serious at the minute but you have made me laugh so much tonight. Thank you for cheering me up fellow Tattler. Excellant.
I was reading a care case other day where they said that the children had avoided death or serious injury through absolute sheer luck and it made me think of them and how arrogant they are about the children, especially Jace either in that hideous death trap house or when they are on their āvan lifeā get away bollocks -
children do have accidents and 99.9% are genuine but theirs would be through sheer cockiness, arrogance ( no one tells them what to do) and some deluded belief that because Jace can talk and seems sensible beyond his years that he is savvy enough to know how to keep himself safe or how to handle/ behave around Mila ā¦Iām not saying he would intentionally hurt her but when she was a few weeks old gormless had her on the floor whilst he jumped around practically and inch away from her.
They clearly donāt care about the older girls Loch Lomond proved that and god knows who is viewing them due to the exposure they get online, itās obvious they just see them as income and have no doubt spun them some rubbish about this fake tv life giving them the opportunity to ditch school and travel when they want
Itās sad when strangers care more about someoneās childrenās lives and future mental health than their own parents - true they are fed, clothed, have their own bedrooms and as far as we can see are not physically abused but they will grow up with a rubbish education, isolated from their peers, their privacy invaded and being dragged around at their clueless parents whim exposed to risky behaviour just for likes and money
The kids must be wired drinking it!!
Clam packet...never heard it called that! I'm dead!!Yuck! Picking her pants out her clam packet must be like when a vet helps birth a calf the size of her
Shes a classy girl eh
I am new to these threads, is she from seacroft?
Yeh Gods and little fishes!He resembles a throw back from the 70`s!!!
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