The Ingham Family #188 Your channel is sinking. You should have put buoyancy aids on!

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How is that house soooo mouldy!!! She does the grouting every few months and she has to deep clean the washing machine even more! What an earth is going on!
sarah ingham cleaning a washing machine and grouting!! Pigs will fly lol! I don’t watch the videos but HOW is their house mouldy? It’s a new build and they’ve only lived there a couple months! 😱
 
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My son has long hair, always has. But he still had his first haircut before he was Jace’s age. It needs a trim and a bit of a style. I don’t think Sarah realizes that it will probably actually grow more if she did get it trimmed.
 
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Now that’s a real ‘badass’! Astrophysicist Neil De Grasse Tyson. Absolutely adore him! Saw his first London presentation in 2019.
Creepy Boy, Lazy38 - get Isla to watch some of his YouTube pieces. Better still, let her watch his updated Cosmos series. It’s the best thing you can do for her - fascinating for kids and adults.
For folks who may not know him - look him up. He’s makes science super cool 😎
 
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I think where the 'sweet sixteen' celebrations are especislly popular in the states and have caught on here now. Sixteenth birthday's are a bigger deal than a regular birthday.

Also I think Isabelle has been shielded away from other people and the outside world that home has become her safe place. It's not that she doesn't want to go out with friends (however much she kids herself) but its fear of the unknown and away from her safe place, where she's got her mum and Creepy nearby should anything arise.
 
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sarah ingham cleaning a washing machine and grouting!! Pigs will fly lol! I don’t watch the videos but HOW is their house mouldy? It’s a new build and they’ve only lived there a couple months! 😱
I think it was meant for Mrs Hinches thread, could be wrong though 😂
 
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BABY GIRL 5 WEEKS OLD UPDATE!

It's an exciting week because it's Isabelle's 16.... 16... 16th birthday party. Lazy a full week of surprises planned for Isabelle and she can't wait. The celebrations will expand over two weeks and Lazy is really really really excited. Today is the only day Lazy has nothing special planned. She asks Esme what they could do that they do that they don't usually do. Nothing too big though because she has jobs to do today. Esme suggests a special lunch and Lazy realises that Isabelle loves Taco Bell so they could have that for lunch. Although if they have it for lunch they won't want dinner so they might have it this evening. Lazy isn't telling us what is planned for tomorrow. Lazy shows us Isla's outfit. Yesterday they stripped all the bed, apart from Esme's as hers was changed a few days ago. Granny Jane is calling.

Lazy is off the phone. They want to do a few things today. Jace is having breakfast and the girls are finishing school. Lazy says Booba is rubbish. Jace has his eye appointment on Wednesday. Isabelle comes in and says she had a comment on her Instagram last night. She doesn't usually reply to negative comments but this one wound her up. She posted a picture of Jace with his squint and this woman said "how dare his parents ignore this". Lazy starts ranting about how it's totally their fault if covid stops people for working. Isabelle doesn't usually get upset. Lazy says some people are stupid and ignorant. Speak for yourself but at least I'd know to put buoyancy aids on a child on Loch Ness. It doesn't even concern other people. Isabelle had another comment asking why she lets a boy wear a bobble in his hair. Lazy says that's the most ignorant... and then asks if it was an adult or child. Firstly why should it matter if it were an adult or child? Second, could one of Lazy's friends send her an encyclopaedia for Christmas so she can learn to use words other than ignorant. She probably says ignorant over and over in her sleep. Bobbles are for long hair, not girls but long hair. If you have hair that is long and need to be tied up that is what bobbles are for. Just because Jace is a boy doesn't mean he can't wear a bobble; it's to keep the hair out of his eyes. Get him a bloody haircut then you dumb pig. Jace's eye and hair don't concern others in that respect and they don't need to get excited about them missing Jace's eye appointment, and then commenting on Lazy's teenage daughter's post. Jace has been seen privately so if they were ignoring it they wouldn't be paying money. Covid cancelled his appointment because someone got covid so pipe down. Oooh, Lazy's pretending to be all 'ard again. She's not 'ard enough to go to Florida with Creepy though is she?

Lazy tidies Jace's reading corner and folds his blanket. Jace plays with his toys and then Lazy puts his hair up in a bun. He wants to play dinosaurs. Just so we know; scrunchies aren't for boys either. If a boy wants to wear a scrunchie he can wear a scrunchie.

Advertisement of the rainbow things Lazy bought with Jace and Mila's names on. There is one on the way for Esme because she loved it. Jace's is going above his cot. Lazy has no idea where to put Mila's. Isla's unicorn name thing is going on her reading corner, which they still need to get a sofa for.

Isabelle is sorry for looking rough; she didn't get much sleep. She had lunch with Jace. She's now doing bullet journal stuff. She wants a big bullet journal for her birthday. Granny Jane and Hi Steve sent Isabelle birthday money. After doing a Shein order Isabelle has managed to save £80 to go shopping with. The point is that she was downstairs showing Lazy the page and she said it was really cool. Isabelle got to the happy jar page, with a bunch of things she enjoys drawn in it. Lazy was staring at it and asked why her face wasn't there. Isabelle was cringing but it was kind of funny. It was cringe factor 1000. They were laughing and Isla was laughing. Isabelle has to draw Lazy's face now. There is a daily routine page and monthly music page because she changes her music taste every month. She and Lazy were singing along to music from Lazy's era the other day. Isabelle writes down the top 5 songs she lies from every month and then goes back to listen to them. She started a monthly page where she can colour in the day depending on how she is feeling. She is so bad at drinking water because she gets side-tracked and forgets. The last page is a habit tracker. You can highlight the days when you've done it. Isabelle has water, Instagram, shower, tidy room, reading time, healthy food, exercise and school. It's called the Isabelle organising her life and getting back on track book. It sounds like something I would've done when I was 12/13. Comment down below ideas for Isabelle's book and the best idea will go in the book. Isabelle forget the book; go and get a job and really get your life back on track. That bullet journal is not going to help you in a couple of year when you can't get a proper job because you have no qualifications or work experience. She goes through times when she watches crime stuff, goes on Google and becomes detective mode.

The girls go to the pylon field. Mila is in her play gym. She's trying to roll over but Lazy is trying to stop her. Lazy's baby voice: "Chhuuuubeeeee, where's my cheeeeky giiiil. Ello dalllin. Cheeeky giiiil. Cheeeky giiiil." Jace kisses Isla and then Isla kisses him back but he wipes his face afterwards. They can't kiss Mila right now. Jace licks his wooden car and then tries to give it to Mila. He puts the car in front of her and Lazy says he's so kind. Isla loves the wooden cars. The camera cuts and then comes back on to Lazy saying Mila did the biggest smile to Isla ever. As much as I'd hate for poor Isla to become a sister mum like Isabelle, it would be nice if her and Mila became close so that she wouldn't feel so left out. Lazy missed the smile because her and Isabelle were having snuggles. Isla tries to get her to smile again but she doesn't.

Mila update time. She's 5 weeks old and had a developmental leap in the past day or two. Off camera Mila rolls over so she is facing away from Isla. Of course it was off camera because it didn't happen. She's started to interact when she's awake and wants to play. Lazy has to stop Jace going in the play gym. Mila interacts for 10-15 minutes and then gets tired. Its sweet and exciting and she smiles right at you. She does it to everyone in the family. At night time she wakes up a lot but it's not too bad. The wake ups are frequent. Mila starts crying and Isabelle picks her up.

Jace gets juice on his tray. They were going to have a nice lunch today. Lazy is stopped from talking as Esme shows an old photo of Isabelle with chocolate all over her face in honour of her 16th birthday. When Isabelle was 1 1/2 she took her nappy off and smeared it on the wall. Isabelle came downstairs and made bagel and scrambled egg so Lazy decided to have Taco Bell for dinner. Lazy then remembered they had food in the house for dinner and they will probably be eating out a few times in the next few days so Lazy is making dinner. First though she has a job for Creepy; he needs to put shelves up in the laundry room. The girls don't take their clothes up right away because they're doing schoolwork or something else so Lazy wants shelves with all of the girls' names on. Creepy will moan that it ruins the space. Lazy says Mila is blooming cute.

Lazy came up with what Creepy thought was a crazy idea a few days ago. She tell him she's already told us the story. He went to Wickes to pick up shelves for the van. It's getting dark and Prinny is waiting to be let back inside the house.

Creepy has taken Mila upstairs to get changed because he's too hot. Lazy is cold. He is getting Mila ready for bed, Lazy is making dinner, Esme needs to find her bracelets and Isla is playing with a locker.

Dinner is finished. Time for an update on the shelves. Unfortunately Creepy can't find his spirit level to make sure he puts the shelves up straight. Esme can't find her bracelet holder. They've got to be in the house and hopefully she will find them tomorrow so she can show us them. The bracelets will be sold on Tat and Me along with the kits. Esme has made 19 bracelets so far. Plug of the Tat and Me Instagram. There will be restocks on wankets and blankets and Teen and Me.

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5 week old baby wants to play ?
I think not
 
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“Pipe down” 😂 Issy and Lazy acting all brave behind the camera. Em, wasn’t it you who checked into a hotel when your address was, to coin an Slingham special “pissing leaked” on the internet. Remember Sarah 🧐 it was after it all came out about that effeminate little gnome needing to go elsewhere to be serviced because your thyroid issues mean you have a low sex drive 😂 You and your family are the laughing stocks of YouTube and Insta so maybe it’s you two that should pipe down.
 
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Sarah38 sit back down and suck your lollpop you overgrown child give it big I am, those kids that watch u , pay your bills and you come for them , you are big bully so is your daughter act all innocent but masks soon slip
 
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I can see Issy showing her true colours more and more in the next few months. Laugh of it is the girl can hardly string a coherent sentence together normally but she doesn’t seem to struggle when she’s being a little gobshite. It’s not like wee Sassybelle has the looks of Angelina Jolie and the cunning of Elizabeth Holmes so she’s hardly in a position to stand there and cal people ignorant with big Sarah. Hey Issy, maybe you don’t need an education after all. Because it seems you really are just your mothers daughter 😏 You just keep going like that Issy and see how many “fans” it wins you 🙄
 
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I don’t understand why a 16 year old needs to bullet point that she needs to have a shower. Isn’t that a standard thing anymore?
 
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How come Islas room is decorated like a babies nursery and the actual babies room is decorated like a 70s grandmas sewing room ? Or is it just me being pedantic ? 🙄
Also hate to agree with Sarah 58 😎 but she did say WEEKS not months Izzy and isla 🙄
I did laugh at her saying that her 5 week old baby rolled over and away from isla ! I hear you kid ! I hear you ! 😆😂 sorry but …. 🤐
Still not watching them but relying on other youtubers to provide me with the videos with amusing commentary 😆
 
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I don’t understand why a 16 year old needs to bullet point that she needs to have a shower. Isn’t that a standard thing anymore?
You'd think so wouldn't you but in their house it's clearly a thing you need a reminder set up for! 😄🤮
 
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Reading this thread has made me feel a bit upset.

I’ll be 23 on Sunday, and looking back to my 16th birthday I didn’t want to do anything because I suffer from depression. I spent my 16th birthday in school, getting pulled out of lesson for having the wrong trousers and yelling back at the teacher who had a go at me. She even told me to take my birthday badge off, which I refused.

I already knew I wasn’t living a “normal” teenage life. I never went to a house party, I never snuck out the house, I never got drunk and I still haven’t done anything like that to this day!

I know everyone’s allowed to say their opinions, hence the fact it’s a gossip forum, but I’ve just read pages and pages about the same things and people agreeing that Isabelle isn’t living a normal life and I’m just a bit hurt haha.

I’ll finish this essay by saying I hope that Isabelle did have a nice birthday, no matter what she said wanted to do for it I hope it was her choice.
Hope you’re feeling ok. My daughter is 18 in November and she isn’t out at parties and doesn’t have masses of friends either. She spends a lot of time helping out with her disabled sister so I read the posts about Isabelle not developing and think each to their own. (Next year she’s leaving home to go to University so I’m not worried about her. )
I’m sure it’s no ones intention on here to hurt another Tattler. Sometimes it just happens.
I hope you have a lovely birthday on Sunday.
 
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See how utterly vulnerable & afraid some of these ‘fans’ are? Terrified of being cast out of the cult. Posted publicly so I haven’t blurred the names. This is what they want - blind loyalty.

Note that during the segment where the teen was scripted to walk in with her lines, when her verbally flatulent mother just happened to mention the toddler’s eye problem - that she was in full costume, flashing 16 year old cleavage to the max. Same ridiculously ripped pants she’s been wearing for days.

‘The most caring, kind, selfless human you will ever meet’ - or some similar BS.
Maybe best stick to coloring in for when she needs a shower. Or, save the effort and take one daily. Doesn’t have to copy *everything* her ego-infested mother does.
 

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All my 5 week wanted to do was eat, tit and sleep. She never wanted to play and learn...its just bollocks and 'my child is so amazing and itty bitty' bore off sarah3818
I think we were all supposed to be ‘super impressed’ at Mila rolling from one side to the other (off camera)!?

REALLY Sarah! That poor baby gets dumped on the floor, laid on her side by YOU and she doesn’t move!! Because little babies don’t move much! It’s perfectly normal! She’d be much happier if you lay her on her back and let her kick around for a bit or better still sat her in a chair or swing, then she could watch what is going on around her in a safe way, without fear of her lively brother falling on her!

We know you think ALL your children are so advanced, but actually Mila is just like any other 5wk old! No one is expecting her to be rolling over or sitting up or walking….. but maybe that’s next weeks vlog!

Instead of trying to make out you have a ‘super’ baby! Why don’t you put some effort into your other children, you know the ones you ‘homeschool’! If Isabelles journal is anything to go by, they are your priority and in need of some ‘professional’ help!!

Of course Esme will be okay! She’ll be making bracelets for the next 5 years for you to sell for some ridiculous price! The sad thing being your gullible IFam will probably buy them. The question is Sarah, when will you ever feel guilty about taking money from young children/families that can’t afford it, but get dragged into debt by your payment plans!! I hope karma comes along one day and bites you on the backside!
 
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See how utterly vulnerable & afraid some of these ‘fans’ are? Terrified of being cast out of the cult. Posted publicly so I haven’t blurred the names. This is what they want - blind loyalty.

Note that during the segment where the teen was scripted to walk in with her lines, when her verbally flatulent mother just happened to mention the toddler’s eye problem - that she was in full costume, flashing 16 year old cleavage to the max. Same ridiculously ripped pants she’s been wearing for days.

‘The most caring, kind, selfless human you will ever meet’ - or some similar BS.
Maybe best stick to coloring in for when she needs a shower. Or, save the effort and take one daily. Doesn’t have to copy *everything* her ego-infested mother does.
PS: Sorry, missed the edit window - but speaking of edits - how many times was that set up rehearsed & reshot? Notice the quick jumps as it’s been edited & spliced. Someone forgetting their lines? Total set up.
 
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