The Ingham Family #183 First sight was Daddy the leech. How long til she's abandoned on a beach?

[Offtobuttonmoon]

Choose your fighter


Creepy Christopher Malcolm Ingham
Offense: Can induce vomiting very easily
Defense: Can skate away in a flash
Strength: Can do all household chores independently
Weakness: Easily distracted by teenage girls
Alias: Chris Delonge
Unique trait: Has a “whoo hoo!” minimum of 50 times daily

Lazy Sarah 38 Ingham
Offense: Highly contagious Herpes Simplex Virus
Defense: Will blind you with her credit card if in sun
Strength: Conserves energy with sloth-like lifestyle
Weakness: Could easily be bribed with a shopping spree/lured with money
Alias: Princess Delonge
Unique trait: Can consume copious amounts of sugar while never eating sugar

Granny Jane Zelda Ingham
Offense: Anonymous threats and vitriol
Defense: Denial and lies
Strength: Makes a killer tuna sandwich (supposedly)
Weakness: Falls apart if reminded of irrelevancy on family channel
Alias: Mummy
Unique trait: Loves to be thirteen again by participating in group chats with teen fans

Hi Steve Ingham
Offense: Tracks all Tattle activity and therefore knows everything that goes on in threads
Defense: Huge ears (which he passed down to Creepy Chris also) to hear a threat from miles away
Strength: High tolerance for crazy (married to Jane)
Weakness: Gets anxious if he’s too behind on Tattle
Alias: Grandpa
Unique trait: Loves a good dirty joke

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Katrina Dixon from Seacroft
Offense: Appalling hand gestures
Defense: Has Seacroft vermin trained to attack
Strength: Tik Tok videos induce laughter (although sometimes disgust)
Weakness: Secretly resentful that her channel did not take off like Lazy’s
Alias: Trina
Unique trait: Still has tongue piercing in 30s

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These are hilarious and absolutely spot on
We need these for the whole 'cast'!!

 

[Kelsbels79]

That’s like the saccone jolys car isn’t it?

Can I ask is there no tit show again today or is it taking creepy to long to sort his hair out or are they to bizzy bathing everyone in the hot tub

 

[Sally1993]

#184 Spaghetti bolognaise a la baby hair and skin cells

 

[nattis]

So it will not be a long vlog tonight. Good to know Lazy

 

[Missusnaz]

Raw birth story ffs!

 

[memoii11]

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I genuinely can't tell if that's Lazy or Piles!

 

[Abbvay]

I thought the birth vlog was already "raw." So what else do they need to say? I think they are doing this because they aren't very far behind anymore. She said they had a few days off filming, then seemed to show several days in one vlog. They have already run out of Mila's "firsts" to show and haven't got anything else till they go on holiday again.

 

[musicalfan167]

Urgh Chris moaning that the midwife wouldn’t get an epidural for Sarah. Surely it was because she was too near fully dilated and there wouldn’t of been time to set it up.

 

[Otterwise]

Thanks for the link but tbh I wish I hadn't asked! The more I learn, the more cross they make me!

She continues mentioning what she paid for things on the vlog, which is then classed as business expenses. I don't know if it's capped though. So a shopping trip at B&M is put through as a business expense, which will 'reduce' their tax bill. Same with fuel, trips, tat that they vlog etc. What's worse is that she shows items on the vlog, puts it through as a business expense and return it for a refund or resell it on Ebay (allegedly).

 

[Elle34]

Is *RAW* a new,thing for them to bring in views , is it like a OBEM episode

 

[Wills]

Dr. Creepy getting his facts wrong again.. slagging off the midwives for refusing epidural when she was almost ready to deliver!! Actually infuriated me.. they don't give epidurals that late.. 2 of my deliveries were exactly the same.. 7 cm with 1st daughter 9cm with second when I got to hospital and both times I begged for an epidural but told I was too far gone and I wouldn't be getting one

 

[Ziggzaggz]

So everything they buy the girls and jace for Christmas is classed as a tax expense?

 

[Web30]

Urgh Chris moaning that the midwife wouldn’t get an epidural for Sarah. Surely it was because she was too near fully dilated and there wouldn’t of been time to set it up.

Didnt they say that in the vlog anyway, that it was to late for one

 

[eyeballs]

“Never worked in a medical or professional field before, like I have”

What.

 

[Wills]

Urgh Chris moaning that the midwife wouldn’t get an epidural for Sarah. Surely it was because she was too near fully dilated and there wouldn’t of been time to set it up.

Really can't get over what a big deal they were making out of it.. she literally had the baby an hour after she got to hospital

 

[Inghamtat]

HAHHAA look at the clock in the background of new video… it randomly drops its hands back at around 46 seconds into the video

 

[JustHereForTheAgriculture]

Can’t wait for Trina’s raw untold birth tiktok.
That is if I live through the raw untold conception one

 

[Web30]

“Never worked in a medical or professional field before, like I have”

What.

Is he claiming being a porter is the same a midwife?? If thats the case im a surgen based on my job

 

[Abbvay]

Chris knows so much more than the midwives, obviously. He has worked in the medical profession before you know. Whilst I think hospital porters are vital to the everyday running of a hospital, they tend not to be present during the actual birth and aren't known for their anaesthetics experience either, so maybe that's one best left to the actual professionals Chris.

 

[Otterwise]

So everything they buy the girls and jace for Christmas is classed as a tax expense?

I was wondering about this actually. They will definitely push the boundaries though and I hope for their sake they have a VERY good accountant. Who were they claiming furlough for while they swanned around abroad during the height of the pandemic? Was Katrina packing and shipping their tit while they claimed furlough? She's on benefits right? How is she paid? Cash in hand or in wankets or hand me down coffee machines?