Probably hiding a hickey/lovebite from ibisCreepy clutching the neck of his shirt when Lazy suddenly panned the camera toward him.
Did she catch you trying out the nursing pads sitting there beside you or were you thinking you could nurse the baby?
Yeah Creepy, you do have man bewbs but come on now!
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Sorry to quote my own quoteTattlers, please forgive me, I promise to read back on all posts (hopefully tomorrow).
But, as tired and cross eyed as I am, I thought I'd share a little nugget I learned tonight.
I know I've previously shared here that I volunteer on a help line.
What you may not know is all therapists also need therapy, on a regular basis - think about it, it makes sense - who's counselling who?
Anyway, at the end of my shift tonight there was a little group therapy session that I thought 'oh well, Saturday night is non existent, I'll pop in'.
Walked in, and I heard the following (no idea what the question was and even if I did I couldn't share), but thought of the Inghams immediately:
This is me para phrasing
'if children are brought into the 'limelight' and think they are 'famous', it takes the parents and family members to keep them grounded.
If it is the parents that have brought them into the 'limelight' the children will struggle to 'ever develop beyond the years that they were when they believe they became 'famous', and will not develop any further'
I head to leave because my bleeper pinged. But I couldn't help but think what numerous Tattler have said about the Ingham girls.
Just catching up so Happy Birthday for Saturday. X P.S. I'm glad you grew into your face.This is ludicrous. Like anyone cares.
It’s my birthday today - I’m officially a pensioner and my mum bless her will be ninety years old soon. Mum said I was the ugliest baby until I grew into my face at about a week old. I’m drop dead gorgeous now
Do you want to share the name of the chinese restaurant in Beltoft?I've never heard of these people until my son told me about them and that they lived close by. Saw him in the Chinese last night. He'd come up on his e-scooter. I got very creepy vibes from him and that's without knowing anything about him. Been trying to catch up today!
I think he's using it to try and cover up some of his chins!!Creepy clutching the neck of his shirt when Lazy suddenly panned the camera toward him.
Did she catch you trying out the nursing pads sitting there beside you or were you thinking you could nurse the baby?
Yeah Creepy, you do have man bewbs but come on now!
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That is amazingChoose your fighter
Creepy Christopher Malcolm Ingham
Offense: Can induce vomiting very easily
Defense: Can skate away in a flash
Strength: Can do all household chores independently
Weakness: Easily distracted by teenage girls
Alias: Chris Delonge
Unique trait: Has a “whoo hoo!” minimum of 50 times daily
Lazy Sarah 38 Ingham
Offense: Highly contagious Herpes Simplex Virus
Defense: Will blind you with her credit card if in sun
Strength: Conserves energy with sloth-like lifestyle
Weakness: Could easily be bribed with a shopping spree/lured with money
Alias: Princess Delonge
Unique trait: Can consume copious amounts of sugar while never eating sugar
Granny Jane Zelda Ingham
Offense: Anonymous threats and vitriol
Defense: Denial and lies
Strength: Makes a killer tuna sandwich (supposedly)
Weakness: Falls apart if reminded of irrelevancy on family channel
Alias: Mummy
Unique trait: Loves to be thirteen again by participating in group chats with teen fans
Hi Steve Ingham
Offense: Tracks all Tattle activity and therefore knows everything that goes on in threads
Defense: Huge ears (which he passed down to Creepy Chris also) to hear a threat from miles away
Strength: High tolerance for crazy (married to Jane)
Weakness: Gets anxious if he’s too behind on Tattle
Alias: Grandpa
Unique trait: Loves a good dirty joke
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Katrina Dixon from Seacroft
Offense: Appalling hand gestures
Defense: Has Seacroft vermin trained to attack
Strength: Tik Tok videos induce laughter (although sometimes disgust)
Weakness: Secretly resentful that her channel did not take off like Lazy’s
Alias: Trina
Unique trait: Still has tongue piercing in 30s
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Trying not to laugh out loud, don’t want to wake my baby.Choose your fighter
Creepy Christopher Malcolm Ingham
Offense: Can induce vomiting very easily
Defense: Can skate away in a flash
Strength: Can do all household chores independently
Weakness: Easily distracted by teenage girls
Alias: Chris Delonge
Unique trait: Has a “whoo hoo!” minimum of 50 times daily
Lazy Sarah 38 Ingham
Offense: Highly contagious Herpes Simplex Virus
Defense: Will blind you with her credit card if in sun
Strength: Conserves energy with sloth-like lifestyle
Weakness: Could easily be bribed with a shopping spree/lured with money
Alias: Princess Delonge
Unique trait: Can consume copious amounts of sugar while never eating sugar
Granny Jane Zelda Ingham
Offense: Anonymous threats and vitriol
Defense: Denial and lies
Strength: Makes a killer tuna sandwich (supposedly)
Weakness: Falls apart if reminded of irrelevancy on family channel
Alias: Mummy
Unique trait: Loves to be thirteen again by participating in group chats with teen fans
Hi Steve Ingham
Offense: Tracks all Tattle activity and therefore knows everything that goes on in threads
Defense: Huge ears (which he passed down to Creepy Chris also) to hear a threat from miles away
Strength: High tolerance for crazy (married to Jane)
Weakness: Gets anxious if he’s too behind on Tattle
Alias: Grandpa
Unique trait: Loves a good dirty joke
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Katrina Dixon from Seacroft
Offense: Appalling hand gestures
Defense: Has Seacroft vermin trained to attack
Strength: Tik Tok videos induce laughter (although sometimes disgust)
Weakness: Secretly resentful that her channel did not take off like Lazy’s
Alias: Trina
Unique trait: Still has tongue piercing in 30s
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It's hard to pick between Trina Piles and Lazy 38 as they're both 'ard and chavvy and could probably wipe anyone out in a fight. Think I'll pick Piles, as Lazy at least tries to hide her chavvy side, Piles would let loose no qualms. Creepy couldn't knock out a fly. Zelda looks terrifying and like she'd cast a spell on you and creepy grandpa would probably try to feel an opponent up rather than fight them.Choose your fighter
Creepy Christopher Malcolm Ingham
Offense: Can induce vomiting very easily
Defense: Can skate away in a flash
Strength: Can do all household chores independently
Weakness: Easily distracted by teenage girls
Alias: Chris Delonge
Unique trait: Has a “whoo hoo!” minimum of 50 times daily
Lazy Sarah 38 Ingham
Offense: Highly contagious Herpes Simplex Virus
Defense: Will blind you with her credit card if in sun
Strength: Conserves energy with sloth-like lifestyle
Weakness: Could easily be bribed with a shopping spree/lured with money
Alias: Princess Delonge
Unique trait: Can consume copious amounts of sugar while never eating sugar
Granny Jane Zelda Ingham
Offense: Anonymous threats and vitriol
Defense: Denial and lies
Strength: Makes a killer tuna sandwich (supposedly)
Weakness: Falls apart if reminded of irrelevancy on family channel
Alias: Mummy
Unique trait: Loves to be thirteen again by participating in group chats with teen fans
Hi Steve Ingham
Offense: Tracks all Tattle activity and therefore knows everything that goes on in threads
Defense: Huge ears (which he passed down to Creepy Chris also) to hear a threat from miles away
Strength: High tolerance for crazy (married to Jane)
Weakness: Gets anxious if he’s too behind on Tattle
Alias: Grandpa
Unique trait: Loves a good dirty joke
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Katrina Dixon from Seacroft
Offense: Appalling hand gestures
Defense: Has Seacroft vermin trained to attack
Strength: Tik Tok videos induce laughter (although sometimes disgust)
Weakness: Secretly resentful that her channel did not take off like Lazy’s
Alias: Trina
Unique trait: Still has tongue piercing in 30s
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The midwife said she was 7lbs and half an oz.The midwife said she was 7 and a half pounds when she converted the weight. On the blacked out panel on her name clog, they state she was 7lb 0. Although if you covert the kilograms to lbs they'd be right. Wondering if the hospital conversation chart is different due to the scales they use.
The baby weighed 3.185kg which is roughly converted to 7lbs and 0.1oz.She said "Severn pound and a half" no ounce or pounds so could be taken either way. I think most people on the thread took it as severn and a half pounds.
This man is a walking 'sex case'. He really has a problem. This is one leopard that will not change his spots and he believes he is invisible.The cross is the matching tattoo he got done with Justin CodyJesus, can you imagine having comments like this floating around the internet about your Dad and how creepy he is.
I thought thatIf they aren’t bothered about Meela’s hair colour why are they going on about it non stop??
It's in Belton. About a mile and a half away. Known locally as Wendy's. Proper name Great Wall. Are you from round these parts?Do you want to share the name of the chinese restaurant in Beltoft?
No-one didI'm sure he acted like someone was going to ask for his autograph, the influential public figure.
Well I, for one, never said she was "lying" about the baby's birth weight and I only saw one solitary comment here which said that she had.The constant “oh they are lying about the weight” just makes Tattle look stupid and gives the Inghams weight against Tattle.
erm i had first squint op at 20 months oldChris saying Jace's eye issue is muscular, yet the consultant told you exactly what the problem was. It's overcompensating for his long sightedness. They're obviously going to the NHS so they wouldn't have to pay for the op, which is why they have a 10 week wait.
I think they're in for a shock.
They're going to get told to put the glasses back on him and will probably do patching now. Theyre not going to jump to surgery. They do that when they're 4.-6 as eyes are still developing until then.
I feel like they're hoping he'll get an op for a quick fix, for content and wo have to wear glasses. He's always going to have to wear glasses.
Was that shot taken in the early evening by any chance? If so, bang goes the theory that it's impossible to capture a 'bad' photo of someone during that magical photographic phenomenon of the "golden hour". Blimey he is an ugly man.....a real-life gnome in its natural habitat....
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