Bloody hell, more sofa shopping! How much sitting down is this family preparing for? Oh well, rest assured when we receive our invites for the house warming party weâll not only be guaranteed a seat along with all of their âfriendsâ but an entire sofa each to sprawl out on at this point. No need to include an address on the invites
âA dressing room the size of a double bedroomâ will really come in handy for all 3 of Chrisâs grey T-shirtâs, black hoody and Jimmy Saville tracksuit.
Chris, no amount of over zealous coverup milk pouring can hide the fact that youâre pissed as a fart AGAIN!