poor Esme, lovely mother you have there.
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They do. No education or friends, nothing outside of home and doesn't see her dad's family. Very controlling
When they arrive at their estate i can just imagine that scene from Matilda where they come home and everyone runs inside 
For some strange reason decides to watch an old vlog today before they lost everything and the difference is crazy. My husband laughs at me as I've been stuck in the house for months but still wash my hair, put clean clothes on and look decent and apart from my kids see no1 yet these are on the Internet looking worse and worse everyday. They are clutching at straws trying to keep themselves afloat and trying to get issy famous but everyday getting more and more away from that. The kids look awful in ill fitting clothes and shoes and so unkept
She’ll put her red shoes on, click her heels together and whisper There’s no place like home over and over and over and whoosh!! just like that she’s back in her own bed....Nah in her dreams 
SHOPPING & EXPLORING DOWNTOWN MARBELLA!!
Lazy says they decided to take it easy this morning; working online and replying to emails. She has been online shopping and can't believe how quickly Christmas has come around. Since they went to the Maldives they've blinked and it's Christmas again. Yep and in that time thousands of people have died in a global pandemic, not that you care. Esme is still into LOL Dolls and has asked for one with a blue outfit on. They're planning on doing more travelling next year if covid allows so she doesn't want to get a load of toys that will be stuck at home. Oh we know you won't listen to any of the advice not to travel. Jace has got a few, including a massive kitchen. They will be home a lot of next year as well. Lazy asks the ifam for inspiration of what to get. She has 100% decided what their main gifts will be.
Lazy says Jace always has bed head. Creepy lifts him onto his shoulders. Jace is at a magical age where he's interested in everything around him. The Inghams have decided to get a groove on. The girls have been reading but now they're going for a walk as a family around the campsite. Yesterday it was so hot that it felt like August but today it feels like autumn and the leaves are on the floor. The old gentleman neighbour told the Ingham that you usually can't get a space at the site because a caravan club brings 30/40 caravans a year. Some caravans have fences around them and grass laid.
Tour of the park and surrounding area. Then she shows us where campers pitch their tenst and moans about the noise from the road. Footage of Jace on the slide an playing with the park equipment. Then he sits on Creepy's lap on the swing. Creepy woohoos repeatedly and Lazy says he loves swings. Footage of the girls on the swings.
Driving footage. Lazy says they decided to take a quick trip into Marbella. Jace is crying and she says it's because he's tired. It's teatime and all he has done all day is run around. They've been to a shop called Super Euro. The girls get an allowance at the beginning of the month and Esme and Isla decided to spend their allowance on slime. Lazy got bubbles, a George Pig flask and plastic mug for Jace. Isabelle wants a salt lamp but Lazy said it might be a good Christmas gift.
Onto the cookie shop and the look at the cookies through the window. Lazy is getting Jace a dinosaur cookie and Isla wants the Mickey Mouse one. She then shows us what they got. She give Jace his cookie and takes his dummy out. Jace roars and then Isabelle get him to say 'oh no', 'oh yeah', 'woah', 'yeah', 'toe', 'cat', 'boat', 'haha' and 'bye bye caaa'. All for our benefit to prove he can talk. Lazy tells him that he's so clever. He's really not... the words 'Ingham' and 'clever' do not go together.
The girls and Lazy walk through Marbella town. Creepy points his shriveled up finger at an orange tree. Lazy takes photo of the girls in front of a fountain. Jace has fallen asleep. Lazy shows us the polaroids she's taken. She wanted to get the fountain in the background but doesn't know how to get the flash off. They're walking down to the 'beach or marina or whatever'.
They walk down Avenida Del Mar and stop to look at all the statues. Isabelle attempts and fails to say something Spanish. Isla walls along the wall of one of the fountain pools and Lazy pretends to lower he into the pool by her arms. Isla nearly ends up in the water. Creepy then grips Esme's arm and pretends to push her in. Footage of the marina.
One of the ifam has messaged Lazy to tell her that their gnome is called a gonk. Cackle. She will call it mini gonk from now on. Cackle.
Creepy films an Alsatian in the background and says it was carrying a pink teddy in it's mouth. They've walked around the centre of Marbella and it's a super pretty place. They're off back to the caaa because Lazy needs a cup of tea. Footage of drive back.
Back at the caravan, Esme and Isla are playing with the slime. Isabelle is babysitting Jace again. Lazy says she's playing mum again. Creepy has gone to the shower block and Lazy will be going there in a second. He seems to be spending a lot of time in the shower block recently. Jace kisses the camera. Whenever she ends the vlog Jace blows a kiss. Another fun day is planned for tomorrow but they're working out how long they will stay at the campsite for. She's seen that Portugal is in lockdown now and is glad they're not there. Lazy tickles Jace and says it won't be long before everywhere else goes into lockdown. They will make a decision tonight and 'action that' tomorrow.
End of vlog
Yeah, that looks so safe
Lazy says they decided to take it easy this morning; working online and replying to emails. She has been online shopping and can't believe how quickly Christmas has come around. Since they went to the Maldives they've blinked and it's Christmas again. Yep and in that time thousands of people have died in a global pandemic, not that you care. Esme is still into LOL Dolls and has asked for one with a blue outfit on. They're planning on doing more travelling next year if covid allows so she doesn't want to get a load of toys that will be stuck at home. Oh we know you won't listen to any of the advice not to travel. Jace has got a few, including a massive kitchen. They will be home a lot of next year as well. Lazy asks the ifam for inspiration of what to get. She has 100% decided what their main gifts will be.
Lazy says Jace always has bed head. Creepy lifts him onto his shoulders. Jace is at a magical age where he's interested in everything around him. The Inghams have decided to get a groove on. The girls have been reading but now they're going for a walk as a family around the campsite. Yesterday it was so hot that it felt like August but today it feels like autumn and the leaves are on the floor. The old gentleman neighbour told the Ingham that you usually can't get a space at the site because a caravan club brings 30/40 caravans a year. Some caravans have fences around them and grass laid.
Tour of the park and surrounding area. Then she shows us where campers pitch their tenst and moans about the noise from the road. Footage of Jace on the slide an playing with the park equipment. Then he sits on Creepy's lap on the swing. Creepy woohoos repeatedly and Lazy says he loves swings. Footage of the girls on the swings.
Driving footage. Lazy says they decided to take a quick trip into Marbella. Jace is crying and she says it's because he's tired. It's teatime and all he has done all day is run around. They've been to a shop called Super Euro. The girls get an allowance at the beginning of the month and Esme and Isla decided to spend their allowance on slime. Lazy got bubbles, a George Pig flask and plastic mug for Jace. Isabelle wants a salt lamp but Lazy said it might be a good Christmas gift.
Onto the cookie shop and the look at the cookies through the window. Lazy is getting Jace a dinosaur cookie and Isla wants the Mickey Mouse one. She then shows us what they got. She give Jace his cookie and takes his dummy out. Jace roars and then Isabelle get him to say 'oh no', 'oh yeah', 'woah', 'yeah', 'toe', 'cat', 'boat', 'haha' and 'bye bye caaa'. All for our benefit to prove he can talk. Lazy tells him that he's so clever. He's really not... the words 'Ingham' and 'clever' do not go together.
The girls and Lazy walk through Marbella town. Creepy points his shriveled up finger at an orange tree. Lazy takes photo of the girls in front of a fountain. Jace has fallen asleep. Lazy shows us the polaroids she's taken. She wanted to get the fountain in the background but doesn't know how to get the flash off. They're walking down to the 'beach or marina or whatever'.
They walk down Avenida Del Mar and stop to look at all the statues. Isabelle attempts and fails to say something Spanish. Isla walls along the wall of one of the fountain pools and Lazy pretends to lower he into the pool by her arms. Isla nearly ends up in the water. Creepy then grips Esme's arm and pretends to push her in. Footage of the marina.
One of the ifam has messaged Lazy to tell her that their gnome is called a gonk. Cackle. She will call it mini gonk from now on. Cackle.
Creepy films an Alsatian in the background and says it was carrying a pink teddy in it's mouth. They've walked around the centre of Marbella and it's a super pretty place. They're off back to the caaa because Lazy needs a cup of tea. Footage of drive back.
Back at the caravan, Esme and Isla are playing with the slime. Isabelle is babysitting Jace again. Lazy says she's playing mum again. Creepy has gone to the shower block and Lazy will be going there in a second. He seems to be spending a lot of time in the shower block recently. Jace kisses the camera. Whenever she ends the vlog Jace blows a kiss. Another fun day is planned for tomorrow but they're working out how long they will stay at the campsite for. She's seen that Portugal is in lockdown now and is glad they're not there. Lazy tickles Jace and says it won't be long before everywhere else goes into lockdown. They will make a decision tonight and 'action that' tomorrow.
End of vlog
Yeah, that looks so safe
A love of dinosaurs will help to cement him as a pure Alpha. Look at his father. He’s clearly the living embodiment of Alphadom and that’s due to dinosaurs and good living.
Jesus Christ, Chris is massive! Those potatoes can’t be doing them any good
Creepy has gained weight on his dream chasing
Lazy needs to wash her hair SO badly
I'm fully expecting the aggressive inline skates to have buckled wheels when Chris tries to use them next. He's really put some weight on, and appears to have found Emma Drew's missing chins!
That's what a carb ridden diet will do for you especially double carbs in what looks like the only meal of the day
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