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have to say the 4 walls comment has really pissed me off, bet the folk they hand tenner out a time to at xmas would love them 4 walls, selfish woman!!Kimbo combo
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Just watched sky news and it looks like U.K. is going into a national lockdown by next Wednesday. They really need to get home I don’t give a shit about them two but them kids should be at home they are the worst parents i know. 
Betty Bujo
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I actually find that sad. How hollow do your lives have to be to refer to coming home as just 4 walls of your homeShe makes me so mad!! I want them to he stranded for Xmas but bwt they get back dont isolate and still do stuff
At least she has 4 bloody walls!
Kstep
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Althou lazy is still claiming will be coming back then off away again for an amazing Xmas adventure! I seriously will be mad if does We have another holiday cancelled, husband looks like lost his job, we still have to move by January, not seen family since feb and icing on the cake just had santa cancelled as all grottos around here banned. Me and my son are still shielding and they think can whitz back then go straight back off again! Makes my blood boil
inkypinkyponky
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Maybe it wasn't Creep's nappy we saw but was his yfronts covering his chastity belt Lazy makes him wear
FoksiOska
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Is there an Ibis nearby?!You simply HAVE to message Creepy, tell him that you are female, live five minutes away and are a massive fan. I bet you'll get some very interesting replies back. Please report back.
Serena.louisa
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Asked Lady Lardy why her blankets are so expensive
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I think their mindset now is that any online interaction is hate but instead of turning off comments or ignoring it they actually thrive on it and can’t stand not knowing what’s been said about them, it’s not a normal life.
I was supposed to be going to Edinburgh for New Year this year, booked it in January, last weekend I cancelled it as I realised it probably wasn’t going to happen, there’s always next year
I was supposed to be going to Edinburgh for New Year this year, booked it in January, last weekend I cancelled it as I realised it probably wasn’t going to happen, there’s always next year
thegreencow
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SHOPPING & EXPLORING DOWNTOWN MARBELLA!!
Lazy says they decided to take it easy this morning; working online and replying to emails. She has been online shopping and can't believe how quickly Christmas has come around. Since they went to the Maldives they've blinked and it's Christmas again. Yep and in that time thousands of people have died in a global pandemic, not that you care. Esme is still into LOL Dolls and has asked for one with a blue outfit on. They're planning on doing more travelling next year if covid allows so she doesn't want to get a load of toys that will be stuck at home. Oh we know you won't listen to any of the advice not to travel. Jace has got a few, including a massive kitchen. They will be home a lot of next year as well. Lazy asks the ifam for inspiration of what to get. She has 100% decided what their main gifts will be.
Lazy says Jace always has bed head. Creepy lifts him onto his shoulders. Jace is at a magical age where he's interested in everything around him. The Inghams have decided to get a groove on. The girls have been reading but now they're going for a walk as a family around the campsite. Yesterday it was so hot that it felt like August but today it feels like autumn and the leaves are on the floor. The old gentleman neighbour told the Ingham that you usually can't get a space at the site because a caravan club brings 30/40 caravans a year. Some caravans have fences around them and grass laid.
Tour of the park and surrounding area. Then she shows us where campers pitch their tenst and moans about the noise from the road. Footage of Jace on the slide an playing with the park equipment. Then he sits on Creepy's lap on the swing. Creepy woohoos repeatedly and Lazy says he loves swings. Footage of the girls on the swings.
Driving footage. Lazy says they decided to take a quick trip into Marbella. Jace is crying and she says it's because he's tired. It's teatime and all he has done all day is run around. They've been to a shop called Super Euro. The girls get an allowance at the beginning of the month and Esme and Isla decided to spend their allowance on slime. Lazy got bubbles, a George Pig flask and plastic mug for Jace. Isabelle wants a salt lamp but Lazy said it might be a good Christmas gift.
Onto the cookie shop and the look at the cookies through the window. Lazy is getting Jace a dinosaur cookie and Isla wants the Mickey Mouse one. She then shows us what they got. She give Jace his cookie and takes his dummy out. Jace roars and then Isabelle get him to say 'oh no', 'oh yeah', 'woah', 'yeah', 'toe', 'cat', 'boat', 'haha' and 'bye bye caaa'. All for our benefit to prove he can talk. Lazy tells him that he's so clever. He's really not... the words 'Ingham' and 'clever' do not go together.
The girls and Lazy walk through Marbella town. Creepy points his shriveled up finger at an orange tree. Lazy takes photo of the girls in front of a fountain. Jace has fallen asleep. Lazy shows us the polaroids she's taken. She wanted to get the fountain in the background but doesn't know how to get the flash off. They're walking down to the 'beach or marina or whatever'.
They walk down Avenida Del Mar and stop to look at all the statues. Isabelle attempts and fails to say something Spanish. Isla walls along the wall of one of the fountain pools and Lazy pretends to lower he into the pool by her arms. Isla nearly ends up in the water. Creepy then grips Esme's arm and pretends to push her in. Footage of the marina.
One of the ifam has messaged Lazy to tell her that their gnome is called a gonk. Cackle. She will call it mini gonk from now on. Cackle.
Creepy films an Alsatian in the background and says it was carrying a pink teddy in it's mouth. They've walked around the centre of Marbella and it's a super pretty place. They're off back to the caaa because Lazy needs a cup of tea. Footage of drive back.
Back at the caravan, Esme and Isla are playing with the slime. Isabelle is babysitting Jace again. Lazy says she's playing mum again. Creepy has gone to the shower block and Lazy will be going there in a second. He seems to be spending a lot of time in the shower block recently. Jace kisses the camera. Whenever she ends the vlog Jace blows a kiss. Another fun day is planned for tomorrow but they're working out how long they will stay at the campsite for. She's seen that Portugal is in lockdown now and is glad they're not there. Lazy tickles Jace and says it won't be long before everywhere else goes into lockdown. They will make a decision tonight and 'action that' tomorrow.
End of vlog
Yeah, that looks so safe
Lazy says they decided to take it easy this morning; working online and replying to emails. She has been online shopping and can't believe how quickly Christmas has come around. Since they went to the Maldives they've blinked and it's Christmas again. Yep and in that time thousands of people have died in a global pandemic, not that you care. Esme is still into LOL Dolls and has asked for one with a blue outfit on. They're planning on doing more travelling next year if covid allows so she doesn't want to get a load of toys that will be stuck at home. Oh we know you won't listen to any of the advice not to travel. Jace has got a few, including a massive kitchen. They will be home a lot of next year as well. Lazy asks the ifam for inspiration of what to get. She has 100% decided what their main gifts will be.
Lazy says Jace always has bed head. Creepy lifts him onto his shoulders. Jace is at a magical age where he's interested in everything around him. The Inghams have decided to get a groove on. The girls have been reading but now they're going for a walk as a family around the campsite. Yesterday it was so hot that it felt like August but today it feels like autumn and the leaves are on the floor. The old gentleman neighbour told the Ingham that you usually can't get a space at the site because a caravan club brings 30/40 caravans a year. Some caravans have fences around them and grass laid.
Tour of the park and surrounding area. Then she shows us where campers pitch their tenst and moans about the noise from the road. Footage of Jace on the slide an playing with the park equipment. Then he sits on Creepy's lap on the swing. Creepy woohoos repeatedly and Lazy says he loves swings. Footage of the girls on the swings.
Driving footage. Lazy says they decided to take a quick trip into Marbella. Jace is crying and she says it's because he's tired. It's teatime and all he has done all day is run around. They've been to a shop called Super Euro. The girls get an allowance at the beginning of the month and Esme and Isla decided to spend their allowance on slime. Lazy got bubbles, a George Pig flask and plastic mug for Jace. Isabelle wants a salt lamp but Lazy said it might be a good Christmas gift.
Onto the cookie shop and the look at the cookies through the window. Lazy is getting Jace a dinosaur cookie and Isla wants the Mickey Mouse one. She then shows us what they got. She give Jace his cookie and takes his dummy out. Jace roars and then Isabelle get him to say 'oh no', 'oh yeah', 'woah', 'yeah', 'toe', 'cat', 'boat', 'haha' and 'bye bye caaa'. All for our benefit to prove he can talk. Lazy tells him that he's so clever. He's really not... the words 'Ingham' and 'clever' do not go together.
The girls and Lazy walk through Marbella town. Creepy points his shriveled up finger at an orange tree. Lazy takes photo of the girls in front of a fountain. Jace has fallen asleep. Lazy shows us the polaroids she's taken. She wanted to get the fountain in the background but doesn't know how to get the flash off. They're walking down to the 'beach or marina or whatever'.
They walk down Avenida Del Mar and stop to look at all the statues. Isabelle attempts and fails to say something Spanish. Isla walls along the wall of one of the fountain pools and Lazy pretends to lower he into the pool by her arms. Isla nearly ends up in the water. Creepy then grips Esme's arm and pretends to push her in. Footage of the marina.
One of the ifam has messaged Lazy to tell her that their gnome is called a gonk. Cackle. She will call it mini gonk from now on. Cackle.
Creepy films an Alsatian in the background and says it was carrying a pink teddy in it's mouth. They've walked around the centre of Marbella and it's a super pretty place. They're off back to the caaa because Lazy needs a cup of tea. Footage of drive back.
Back at the caravan, Esme and Isla are playing with the slime. Isabelle is babysitting Jace again. Lazy says she's playing mum again. Creepy has gone to the shower block and Lazy will be going there in a second. He seems to be spending a lot of time in the shower block recently. Jace kisses the camera. Whenever she ends the vlog Jace blows a kiss. Another fun day is planned for tomorrow but they're working out how long they will stay at the campsite for. She's seen that Portugal is in lockdown now and is glad they're not there. Lazy tickles Jace and says it won't be long before everywhere else goes into lockdown. They will make a decision tonight and 'action that' tomorrow.
End of vlog
Yeah, that looks so safe
WhittlingIhopMonkey
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In a plea to help small businesses they have also implored us to "shop from local. Make employeed do JIG"
This sentence appears to have been written by their 15 year old as part of homeschooling. So it's going well.
Impleo
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I thought that was a load of bollox. Previously Creepy said they needed to come home to isolate for 14 days before they went off to do something 'mega', which was Lapland because she's been all over the Facebook groups. Not going to DLP was another lie to make their lives sound better than they actually are.
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Flowerstar68
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Here's a tip.... Piss off back under the hole you and your skanky husband came from!
L1fe0nM@rs
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I haven’t watched the stupid vlog because I had some paint drying and thought I’d watch that instead, but this old geezer sounds well suss. Staying alone in a campsite during a global pandemic - weird. Lurking around kids while they watch a movie - weird. Bringing out chocolate - weird. Yes could be entirely innocent but if it was me and my kids I’d encourage them to view with suspicion, talk to the bloke a lot to try to get the measure of him and probably end up moving to a different campsite. Wouldn’t take my eyes off my kids that’s for sure.Is this older man on his own? It's probably perfectly innocent but I'd be a wary of an older man hanging around a caravan with a family with young children in it and then bringing them all chocolate.
Have I got this wrong or did Lazy really bring a loaf of bread on her SUP board?
Jace is up to his knees in mud and Lazy is???
I mean laughing forever at the idea of Lazy bringing a loaf of bread with her and trying to make a sandwich on a SUP board but seriously, these children are being neglected.
All da toys
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Wow... The comment section says it all. The knob heads will ignore the sensible advice of course.
Cockleshell Bay
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Not sure if this has been mentioned before but will their house insurance not be void after staying away for this long?. They are desperate not to go home, does make wonder who is after them, I doubt Prinny will even remember them, a joke they have put her on the intro.
Neck lace
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They're asking "do you support Chris Ingham?" So you can only join if you've not heard about his grooming of minors or you approve of his grooming if minors. SickeningI’ve just attempted to join the group to create a little chaos! One of the questions you have to answer in order to join is “Do you support Chris Ingham?” Needless to say, my answer of “Hell no!” probably means I won’t be allowed to join. I’m gutted!! Lol
moomoobrowncow
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I just want them to address them eating the gelatine riddled sweets to be honest. They are so uneducated it’s unreal for so called veggies.
ChrissyPoo
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I don't even think that would wake them up. Remember, these are the same people that went galavanting on holiday whilst their Mum was dying of terminal cancer.