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They bought a £30,000 caravan to start a whole year touring then they decided to do some research on where they were going for the first 3 weeks & realised the roads were completely unsuitable for a caravan! Expensive mistake because they have had to fork out thousands to rent a motor home for 3 weeks! If only they would just stand still & think but I don’t believe they are capable of thinking logically!
Luvin' the 1986 Estonian shot-putter vibe, Sarah
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BAD NEWS TO START THE DAY.. EXPLORING NOSS HEAD & SINCLAIR GIRNIGOE | VAN LIFE | NORTH COAST 500
Time lapse of sunrise to funeral music. The girls sit outside a lighthouse, posing for a photo. Creepy closes the caravan door and pans the camera around to look at the view. Jace runs behind the girls.
Lazy screeches good morning. They're starting the day with some bad news. They paid for a drone for next day delivery on Thursday so they could get it in the town they are in. They've been parked up waiting to get the drone but they got an email to say there's been a delay and it won't be there until Monday. bleeping tragic, I'll just go and dig out my mourning dress. It leaves the Inghams in an awkward situation because they can't wait around because it's Saturday and they want to move on. How many tears did Creepy shed when he read the email? Did he have another temper tantrum on the cliffs? Lazy isn't sure how the company would retrieve the drone from the drop off location so they're going to have a think about it and make a plan.
Lazy is about to do her favourite thing to do on a morning and that's watch last night's vlog. Her favourite part of last night's vlog is Esme saying 'fart' and reading the riddle. Lazy can't cope with how much it makes her laugh. She finds it hilarious and is glad that they've been able to capture what they girls are actually like. Yesterday's vlog is her favourite one from the entire holiday. She tells everyone to go and watch it and says it's a really good vlog. They're about to leave because it's starting to rain.
The Inghams are on the move again. We're treated to shots of wind turbines, the girls walking along a path on a cliff.
Creepy tells us that they've just pulled over at their first stop. They're stopping to see Nybster Broch. He goes on to tell us that a broch is a stone structure in Scotland, mostly along the coastline, and some date back to 500 BC... which is a long time ago. They've been around for a long time but are amazing. The interior has been changed by different settlements that have used them for homes and stuff over the years. Creepy puts a screenshot on screen to show us more about the broch. He will show us the coastline when they go back but it's nuts where they are with lots of rocks on the beach. It's drone heaven and typically he can't film any of it. Wish he'd stop droning on about that bloody drone. Isabelle 'can't believe it's delayed until Monday, like'. Creepy interrupts her and says that's definitely Nybster Broch.
Footage of the broch. The girls stand on top of it. Creepy says from reading on Google it's a big structure underground that you can see from the air. It's overgrown so he puts some photos up from Google.
Lazy is sat in the campervan with Jace, who is asleep. Creepy told her that he was going to look at a thing somewhere to the right of the campervan so Lazy has been reading her book. She looked out the front of the RV and her heart is in her mouth because Creepy and the girls are in the middle of the ocean on some rocks.
Time lapse of the girls walking down to the beach. They walk along said rocks. Creepy says it's so cool and the rocks look man made. Isla says something I can't understand and then Creepy asks if she wants him to push her in before asking Esme if she wants to go for a swim and, to the surprise of absolutely no one, she doesn't. More footage of the rocks.
Lazy says they're finally back and Esme is singing ring a ring a roses to Jace. Lazy asks if everyone is ready to get back on the road.
More driving. Lazy says they're 20 minutes around the road and360 degrees around them is sea. Creepy corrects her and says its 180 degrees. Lazy says they're at Noss Head, where there's a castle and lighthouse. Before they go on the hike it's time for lunch. The girls are thrilled that there's chocolate milk.
Creepy says they're taking a walk to Castle Sinclair Girnigoe (Gur-gin-o). It's Gur-ni-go you prat. There's another gorgeous trail to the ocean, which is looking as blue as it possibly could right now. Jace follows the girls down a path.
Isla asks Lazy if she knew the castle was built in the 17th Century. Lazy asks if the gap around the castle is a moat.
Footage of the castle to more funeral music. The girls and Jace walk across a bridge as Creepy films from afar. More upbeat music as Creepy films the bridge and looks over the edge. They explore the castle. Creepy tries to hide from the wind and says it's stunning. The castle's construction began in the 1300sand Creepy wishes he could go back in time and experience it in it's full glory in the 1500s/1600s. Lazy says it's weird that they're stood in what might've been someone's bedroom. Well it wouldn't be for Creepy, I'm sure he would love to be stood in a random girls' bedroom right now. Creepy think it's so cool. Since they went to Edinburgh at Christmas and learnt about Mary, Queen of Scots' amazing story, the Inghams have become obsessed with Scottish history and Creepy loves it. He imagines the people who would've walked the grounds back over it's lifetime. The people who lived in the 15/1600s would've seen the same landscape and stood on the rocks throwing stones out to sea.
The girls have their photo taken at the bottom of the lighthouse. Footage of the lighthouse. Lazy carries Esme on her shoulders around the lighthouse.
10 minutes down the road and Lazy says they're at their new home for the night. More music. Creepy closes the caravan door and pans the camera, showing the scenery. He walks down to the beach. Every time Creepy films the segment the sun goes behind a cloud and doesn't make it look as beautiful as it does in real life but there's sand dunes in the distance with a stunning castle looking building on the other side of Creepy. You can see the castle and lighthouse they were at in the distance. If the weather is nice tomorrow the Inghams will have a picnic on the beach and swim in the sea. Whilst Lazy is cooking dinner Creepy wants to show us how pretty it is. The beach looks further away because Creepy is using a wide angle lens.
Same excuse they made when they abandoned Jace.
It's so cool because it's private and the view is amazing.
Lazy is having a moment of reflection because she has never felt so relaxed and so peaceful in her whole entire life than she has one the trip. They have a routine where they park up, Lazy makes dinner and they then play. It's perfect and Lazy says she could be a van lifer for life. She loves the simple life and feels that we all go through life in the fast lane. Before people jump on her, she knows how fortunate they are that they're able to do this and other people would love to do it. Lazy didn't think they would be able to top the Maldives holiday but Scotland has come close. It's totally different but better. Lazy has loved not knowing where they're going, where they'll stop and where they'll sleep at night. There's still a week to go so she doesn't know why she's getting sentimental but she feels like Creepy now. Creepy says they've not just got a week. Lazy say s they go home for a few weeks and then the big adventure begins. Yeah we know you're going on a year long caravan tour of nightmares, Lazy. Lazy winks at the camera and Creepy tells her to stop talking.
Time lapse of sunset. More footage of the landscape. Lazy walks along the beach with Esme and Isla, who go and play at the water's edge. Isabelle is probably back in the caravan babysitting Jace. Esme tells us they've just seen a seal. Creepy is hoping to capture it on camera. Lazy says the water is so cold. Lazy doesn't think they will see the seal again. I'm not surprised with all the screeching; it will probably never go back to Scotland again out of fear of hearing the screeching banshee.
Back at the campervan and Jace has a spoon in his mouth. Lazy say they're ending the vlog here. She and the girls went for a lovely walk on the beach with Daddy. Jace stayed home because Isabelle was babysitting editing a Sassybelle video. Lazy tells Jace to get the metal spoon out of his mouth because she doesn't want it on his teeth. It will probably cause less damage that the 2048493 grams of sugar you feed him every day though Lazy.
End of vlog
What's he wiping from his eye? Please don't tell he he's wiping a tear away? Crying about a castle? Is he on his period?
Look of disgust on Lazy's face when she realised she is turning into Creepy
Time lapse of sunrise to funeral music. The girls sit outside a lighthouse, posing for a photo. Creepy closes the caravan door and pans the camera around to look at the view. Jace runs behind the girls.
Lazy screeches good morning. They're starting the day with some bad news. They paid for a drone for next day delivery on Thursday so they could get it in the town they are in. They've been parked up waiting to get the drone but they got an email to say there's been a delay and it won't be there until Monday. bleeping tragic, I'll just go and dig out my mourning dress. It leaves the Inghams in an awkward situation because they can't wait around because it's Saturday and they want to move on. How many tears did Creepy shed when he read the email? Did he have another temper tantrum on the cliffs? Lazy isn't sure how the company would retrieve the drone from the drop off location so they're going to have a think about it and make a plan.
Lazy is about to do her favourite thing to do on a morning and that's watch last night's vlog. Her favourite part of last night's vlog is Esme saying 'fart' and reading the riddle. Lazy can't cope with how much it makes her laugh. She finds it hilarious and is glad that they've been able to capture what they girls are actually like. Yesterday's vlog is her favourite one from the entire holiday. She tells everyone to go and watch it and says it's a really good vlog. They're about to leave because it's starting to rain.
The Inghams are on the move again. We're treated to shots of wind turbines, the girls walking along a path on a cliff.
Creepy tells us that they've just pulled over at their first stop. They're stopping to see Nybster Broch. He goes on to tell us that a broch is a stone structure in Scotland, mostly along the coastline, and some date back to 500 BC... which is a long time ago. They've been around for a long time but are amazing. The interior has been changed by different settlements that have used them for homes and stuff over the years. Creepy puts a screenshot on screen to show us more about the broch. He will show us the coastline when they go back but it's nuts where they are with lots of rocks on the beach. It's drone heaven and typically he can't film any of it. Wish he'd stop droning on about that bloody drone. Isabelle 'can't believe it's delayed until Monday, like'. Creepy interrupts her and says that's definitely Nybster Broch.
Footage of the broch. The girls stand on top of it. Creepy says from reading on Google it's a big structure underground that you can see from the air. It's overgrown so he puts some photos up from Google.
Lazy is sat in the campervan with Jace, who is asleep. Creepy told her that he was going to look at a thing somewhere to the right of the campervan so Lazy has been reading her book. She looked out the front of the RV and her heart is in her mouth because Creepy and the girls are in the middle of the ocean on some rocks.
Time lapse of the girls walking down to the beach. They walk along said rocks. Creepy says it's so cool and the rocks look man made. Isla says something I can't understand and then Creepy asks if she wants him to push her in before asking Esme if she wants to go for a swim and, to the surprise of absolutely no one, she doesn't. More footage of the rocks.
Lazy says they're finally back and Esme is singing ring a ring a roses to Jace. Lazy asks if everyone is ready to get back on the road.
More driving. Lazy says they're 20 minutes around the road and360 degrees around them is sea. Creepy corrects her and says its 180 degrees. Lazy says they're at Noss Head, where there's a castle and lighthouse. Before they go on the hike it's time for lunch. The girls are thrilled that there's chocolate milk.
Creepy says they're taking a walk to Castle Sinclair Girnigoe (Gur-gin-o). It's Gur-ni-go you prat. There's another gorgeous trail to the ocean, which is looking as blue as it possibly could right now. Jace follows the girls down a path.
Isla asks Lazy if she knew the castle was built in the 17th Century. Lazy asks if the gap around the castle is a moat.
Footage of the castle to more funeral music. The girls and Jace walk across a bridge as Creepy films from afar. More upbeat music as Creepy films the bridge and looks over the edge. They explore the castle. Creepy tries to hide from the wind and says it's stunning. The castle's construction began in the 1300sand Creepy wishes he could go back in time and experience it in it's full glory in the 1500s/1600s. Lazy says it's weird that they're stood in what might've been someone's bedroom. Well it wouldn't be for Creepy, I'm sure he would love to be stood in a random girls' bedroom right now. Creepy think it's so cool. Since they went to Edinburgh at Christmas and learnt about Mary, Queen of Scots' amazing story, the Inghams have become obsessed with Scottish history and Creepy loves it. He imagines the people who would've walked the grounds back over it's lifetime. The people who lived in the 15/1600s would've seen the same landscape and stood on the rocks throwing stones out to sea.The girls have their photo taken at the bottom of the lighthouse. Footage of the lighthouse. Lazy carries Esme on her shoulders around the lighthouse.
10 minutes down the road and Lazy says they're at their new home for the night. More music. Creepy closes the caravan door and pans the camera, showing the scenery. He walks down to the beach. Every time Creepy films the segment the sun goes behind a cloud and doesn't make it look as beautiful as it does in real life but there's sand dunes in the distance with a stunning castle looking building on the other side of Creepy. You can see the castle and lighthouse they were at in the distance. If the weather is nice tomorrow the Inghams will have a picnic on the beach and swim in the sea. Whilst Lazy is cooking dinner Creepy wants to show us how pretty it is. The beach looks further away because Creepy is using a wide angle lens.
Same excuse they made when they abandoned Jace.
It's so cool because it's private and the view is amazing.
Lazy is having a moment of reflection because she has never felt so relaxed and so peaceful in her whole entire life than she has one the trip. They have a routine where they park up, Lazy makes dinner and they then play. It's perfect and Lazy says she could be a van lifer for life. She loves the simple life and feels that we all go through life in the fast lane. Before people jump on her, she knows how fortunate they are that they're able to do this and other people would love to do it. Lazy didn't think they would be able to top the Maldives holiday but Scotland has come close. It's totally different but better. Lazy has loved not knowing where they're going, where they'll stop and where they'll sleep at night. There's still a week to go so she doesn't know why she's getting sentimental but she feels like Creepy now. Creepy says they've not just got a week. Lazy say s they go home for a few weeks and then the big adventure begins. Yeah we know you're going on a year long caravan tour of nightmares, Lazy. Lazy winks at the camera and Creepy tells her to stop talking.
Time lapse of sunset. More footage of the landscape. Lazy walks along the beach with Esme and Isla, who go and play at the water's edge. Isabelle is probably back in the caravan babysitting Jace. Esme tells us they've just seen a seal. Creepy is hoping to capture it on camera. Lazy says the water is so cold. Lazy doesn't think they will see the seal again. I'm not surprised with all the screeching; it will probably never go back to Scotland again out of fear of hearing the screeching banshee.
Back at the campervan and Jace has a spoon in his mouth. Lazy say they're ending the vlog here. She and the girls went for a lovely walk on the beach with Daddy. Jace stayed home because Isabelle was babysitting editing a Sassybelle video. Lazy tells Jace to get the metal spoon out of his mouth because she doesn't want it on his teeth. It will probably cause less damage that the 2048493 grams of sugar you feed him every day though Lazy.
End of vlog
What's he wiping from his eye? Please don't tell he he's wiping a tear away? Crying about a castle? Is he on his period?
Look of disgust on Lazy's face when she realised she is turning into Creepy
Frumpy-dumpy style-crisis Sarah reminds me of Kerry Katona during that stage of her life when she was married to rat-faced drug-dealer Mark Croft. She was a bloated shadow of herself, and it all turned out Croft was a mentally-destructive, controlling leech.
JUST. SAYING.
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Their tv show was the same sort of car crash as the mingham family
I thought they had this van for 6 weeks?
The only genuine smiles I've seen are not from their apparent new love of history but when they open a packet of Tesco profiteroles or fry some spam
They didn't move far - probably they're planning on waiting around a few days for it to arrive. Couldn't they slide into Mrs meldrums dm's and borrow her now unused drone?
The only genuine smiles I've seen are not from their apparent new love of history but when they open a packet of Tesco profiteroles or fry some spam
They didn't move far - probably they're planning on waiting around a few days for it to arrive. Couldn't they slide into Mrs meldrums dm's and borrow her now unused drone?
Screenshot by @thegreencow and Peter Beardsley - uncanny 
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I think they've got it until the 26th at the very least. When they got the van the calendar online said it was free on the 26th-29th. Those says are now booked so either the Inghams have extended the trip and taken those days too or someone else has booked the campervan on those days.I thought they had this van for 6 weeks?
The only genuine smiles I've seen are not from their apparent new love of history but when they open a packet of Tesco profiteroles or fry some spam
They didn't move far - probably they're planning on waiting around a few days for it to arrive. Couldn't they slide into Mrs meldrums dm's and borrow her now unused drone?
see I find that sad that her parents still keep filming her like this , its not her fault its all them .they cant brag about money and then look as unkempt as they do
I really wouldn't call a delay in receiving an item "bad news". Also no one cares about the ****ing drone so stop going on about it for the majority of each vlog. I do wonder what they would actually talk about it they hadn't lost it?
We havent got the time to wait around? You dont have jobs to get back to. The children aren't in school not that you would actually care. Why is it that you cant wait around a few days?
"I love the simple life." Tell me that once you are less materialistic with all the junk, holidays and cars.
Peaceful huh? I wonder if the people at the same places as you would say the same when your rowdy bunch turn up.
Are they even allowed to park in half the places they do? If she was actually home schooling those children she for sure wouldn't be stressfree.
Soooooo boring
We havent got the time to wait around? You dont have jobs to get back to. The children aren't in school not that you would actually care. Why is it that you cant wait around a few days?
"I love the simple life." Tell me that once you are less materialistic with all the junk, holidays and cars.
Peaceful huh? I wonder if the people at the same places as you would say the same when your rowdy bunch turn up.
Are they even allowed to park in half the places they do? If she was actually home schooling those children she for sure wouldn't be stressfree.
Soooooo boring
so its either someone who they know and are telling them theyre
so its either someone they know and theyre telling them its on here, or someone who reads hereWizzlesplanet has said to her a few times “Don’t be rude, say it back” & she has said I love you. Since it was put on here last week that people thought he was an adult man I believe he has put the account to private. Before going private he put a photo of a little girl & he had written something along the lines of Need you so bad
tell her to go have a washDo tell her we're all asking for her, mwah
Or else the owner has been watching YouTube and made an emergency booking for it to be gutted and refitted before the next happy campers need it
Probably can't get credit with Argos, whereas they can with their Very account.
On a separate note... Where's Prinny? Did they leave her on a beach?
I think they are gutted about Scotland’s views but are massively confident about the 30 grand caravan euro trip will bring back 100 thousand a day again as they seem cocky with it, I think I fam will be more interested in sun holidays too tho x
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