Can we play 'who can guess, word for word, tomorrow's vlog title?'
Well it better not include the word "campfire" unless there actually
is a flippin campfire there! (Yeah, I know the Minghams aren't exactly known for their honesty (
) and there are far more serious issues going on in their vlogs but for some reason that non-existent campfire the other day really irked me!)
Blimey, that Alibaba blunder is eeeeeeeeepiiiiiic! And how ironic that they've put up an
Arabian style bell tent for Esme's big day, in a (presumably unintentional) nod to the old Arabian Knights tale of "Ali Baba & The 40 Thieves"! (Just thinking....When they surprised Esme with the tent and she got to go inside it, if someone didn't say the words, "Open Sesame, Es-a-me!", I'll be SOOOOO disappointed!)
So with Creepy and Lazy being dodgy fockers armed with nothing more elaborate than the Alibaba app, we're just missing the other 38 thieves from the story! Oh dear, Lazy Trotter, your (not a very lot) secretly sourced treasure won't be a secret any more - hopefully the brainwashed ifam will realise how much they've been ripped off. Never mind getting a new chav-a-van, I bet you wish your dodgy blankets were magic, flying carpets for lightning quick getaways to far flung lands (probably not Australia or America although a magic carpet would avoid any awkwardness at immigration!).....
....And while we're at it, I bet a genie in a lamp wouldn't go amiss either, in your (not-so-perfect) amazingly awesomely epic life.....not that you'd ever summon the genie though, as you don't seem to do housework so I can't imagine you polishing anything except your mobile phone screen (especially around the Alibaba app icon) or polishing off a double burgah for yer tea!