Ingognito.Queen
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A man who owns a giant water bottle with motivational slogans on the side...You know the ones:
- Notice
Ohnoshebettadont
Well-known member
Been lurking for a while but online dating tipped me over the edge this week!
Men on dating apps who post pictures with their kids and don’t blur their faces.
Sexual messages from strangers (especially the ones with their kids in profiles as mentioned!!)
Making homophobic/racist jokes.
Making everything about them and not asking you a single question.
Big muscley men who wear too tight shirts so the buttons strain at the chest
Short sleeve button up white shirts on a night out
shoes with no socks or wearing those little
socks that are essentially toe covers
Putting on a baby voice & acting pathetic for attention…I told a man I wasn’t really feeling our 3 day chat and wished him good luck and no hard feelings. He sent back ‘I’m Sorry
’ The entire conversation he asked me about 2 questions and they were both related to his interests lol
Work Icks are people who make it obvious the office is their entire social life and try to get you to do stuff with them socially during lunch when they are a bully or rude during work hours
oversharers who tell you all their problems when you are not friends (boss told me all about his mum’s illness during a work meeting please take it to a counsellor hun you get paid enough.)
This probably makes me seem like a bitch but I’m sick of people ignoring my boundaries, I have my own problems I don’t go on about them during my meetings
Men on dating apps who post pictures with their kids and don’t blur their faces.
Sexual messages from strangers (especially the ones with their kids in profiles as mentioned!!)
Making homophobic/racist jokes.
Making everything about them and not asking you a single question.
Big muscley men who wear too tight shirts so the buttons strain at the chest
Short sleeve button up white shirts on a night out
shoes with no socks or wearing those little
socks that are essentially toe covers
Putting on a baby voice & acting pathetic for attention…I told a man I wasn’t really feeling our 3 day chat and wished him good luck and no hard feelings. He sent back ‘I’m Sorry
’ The entire conversation he asked me about 2 questions and they were both related to his interests lol Work Icks are people who make it obvious the office is their entire social life and try to get you to do stuff with them socially during lunch when they are a bully or rude during work hours
oversharers who tell you all their problems when you are not friends (boss told me all about his mum’s illness during a work meeting please take it to a counsellor hun you get paid enough.)
This probably makes me seem like a bitch but I’m sick of people ignoring my boundaries, I have my own problems I don’t go on about them during my meetings
Meringue22
VIP Member
I was reading the reviews earlier for a local takeaway and ‘Mark’ said the food was yummy. Ew
Spacemonkey1972
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Don’t know if it’s an ick or just rage inducing horrendousness. Just been on a camping holiday with the husband and the slow and methodical way he emptied the tent made me boil . Like a tortoise Packed the car. Took down the tent. Folded it etc. Oh ffs I nearly hit him with the mallet. Took him 5hrs!!!!! 5 fucking hours. I’d nearly ground my teeth to ash
. Like a tortoise Packed the car. Took down the tent. Folded it etc. Oh ffs I nearly hit him with the mallet. Took him 5hrs!!!!! 5 fucking hours. I’d nearly ground my teeth to ash
Spacemonkey1972
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Right this is long. Bear with me. My daughter is in a dating site. Doesn’t know this bloke from Adam. But MAJOR ICK!!!! Some Men are weird and creepy
“I'd walk into the room your in... We make eye contact and I don't break it as I walk over to you
I walk straight up to you and run my hands around your waist... One pulls our hips together the other hand runs up in your hair and firmly pulls back your head. only now do I break eye contact and very very gently kiss your open lips, my tongue gently darts in and searches out the warmth of your mouth
I bite gently along your jaw and back to your neck, where I plant loads and loads of very light kisses all along your neck
I feel your hands come around my waist... I stop and tell you to keep them in your pockets and warn you ... Once they are there I start to kiss again starting back at your lips
As I nibble your jaw and kiss your neck, I slip your top of your shoulders and again I feel your hands... This time I pull off your top and then tie your hands behind your back.
Each time I kiss down and up your thighs I will get closer and closer to your pu*sy.... I will the lightly start to stroke you through your kni*kers... My fingers will run down between your legs and back up towards your stomach
As I feel your p*nties get wet, I will push you down on the bed, I will pull them to one side and gently kiss you all over I will push my tongue gently inside and start to gently lick your cl*t
I will slip two fingers inside and search out the firm spot in behind your cl*t... I will stroke it as I suck and gently lick your cl*t
As you or*asm I will continue to lick and suck your cl*t, bring you back to the edge again... This time I will stop!”
“I'd walk into the room your in... We make eye contact and I don't break it as I walk over to you
I walk straight up to you and run my hands around your waist... One pulls our hips together the other hand runs up in your hair and firmly pulls back your head. only now do I break eye contact and very very gently kiss your open lips, my tongue gently darts in and searches out the warmth of your mouth
I bite gently along your jaw and back to your neck, where I plant loads and loads of very light kisses all along your neck
I feel your hands come around my waist... I stop and tell you to keep them in your pockets and warn you ... Once they are there I start to kiss again starting back at your lips
As I nibble your jaw and kiss your neck, I slip your top of your shoulders and again I feel your hands... This time I pull off your top and then tie your hands behind your back.
Each time I kiss down and up your thighs I will get closer and closer to your pu*sy.... I will the lightly start to stroke you through your kni*kers... My fingers will run down between your legs and back up towards your stomach
As I feel your p*nties get wet, I will push you down on the bed, I will pull them to one side and gently kiss you all over I will push my tongue gently inside and start to gently lick your cl*t
I will slip two fingers inside and search out the firm spot in behind your cl*t... I will stroke it as I suck and gently lick your cl*t
As you or*asm I will continue to lick and suck your cl*t, bring you back to the edge again... This time I will stop!”
HelloStereo
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I just saw some guy sitting on a seat at a bus stop and his feet couldn't touch the ground and were just dangling down.
Crabbypatty00
Chatty Member
Further to the "no hoover" issue, I went out with a bloke who didn't own a hoover and used to just rub his socked feet on the carpet to create balls of fluff and hair which he then picked up.
He also shaved his chest, shoulders and stomach, did regular sun beds and talked in depth about his IBS.
In my defense he was hilarious, but no. We are still friends so now I can just enjoy his humour without dealing with a prickly body, explosive bowel and grotty carpet.
He also shaved his chest, shoulders and stomach, did regular sun beds and talked in depth about his IBS.
In my defense he was hilarious, but no. We are still friends so now I can just enjoy his humour without dealing with a prickly body, explosive bowel and grotty carpet.
peachplumpear
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Men who make a virtue out of having lots of female family members. 'If you want to date me...you'll have to win the approval of my mum, my nan, and my 5000 sisters!!!'. You just know he's some spoilt little mummy's boy and the sisters are all going to be total nightmares bitching about you in the group chat if brother dearest mentions you don't iron his boxers.
Hastaggifted
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People eating while walking around Tesco. Saw a woman this morning shoving a sausage roll from the hot counter in her gob. Pastry all over her top. 
Do they dump the wrapper or just take the empty wrapper to the till and say soz I couldn't control myself. Surely you could wait until you're in the car at least?
Do they dump the wrapper or just take the empty wrapper to the till and say soz I couldn't control myself. Surely you could wait until you're in the car at least?
EvilJigglypuff
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I heard a couple talking on the train the other day and the man said to the woman “I think when we get home I’ll go for a little lie down” and it gave me the ick
pineapplesandcheese
Chatty Member
A friend of mine has recently started dating a guy called Ralph. RALPH 
DanaScully
Chatty Member
When a man is playing the 2p coin pusher in the arcade and gets really excited when 6p falls into the little tray underneath 
Mantlepeace
Active member
Men who have that white spit gathering at the side of their mouths
Brigitjonesbuttcheek
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Describing sex as "playtime"
it’s not been changed?!
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I give myself the ick when I drive into the works car park over the speed bump and imagine me and my car jiggling as I drive over it and people look out the window and see it happen.
Thank(space)you
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This meme made me think of those who have an ick about men who don't drive
