"The Ick" #9

[Jojoo]

Taking to someone off tinder and every other message he says bless your little cotton socks

 

[HoundDog]

When men are too scared to go on rides at theme parks, My friend's husband wouldn't go on a ride at PEPPAA PIG WORLD . . .

 

[holliebollie]

The ‘pure’ ick is when you did previously like someone but suddenly you notice the way they do XYZ and bam, you get the ick. It’s irreversible. You have no choice but to end it as soon as you can as everything they do gets tainted and also becomes an ick. I’ve gone out with men I’ve fancied but if I get it, I can’t even bear to kiss them anymore. My last ex gave me the ick when I found a shaker pot of hair fibres to hide thinning in his bathroom After that I couldn’t stop looking at his hair, noticing where this dark stuff rubbed off on things, imagining him powdering it on He had to go.

Otherwise they’re just turn offs and general dislikes!

 

[Warpaint]

Joggers jogging on the spot whilst waiting for the green crossing light.

 

[HEC1993]

Was in my local corner shop earlier and the bloke in front of me in the queue was desperate to show off his new teeth. I didn’t even notice at first but he started by rubbing at his barely sunburnt shoulder saying how sore it was. I mentioned using aloe Vera gel and then out of nowhere he told me he’d been to Turkey and pointed to his new teeth. It gave me such an ick that I literally felt my vagina retreat inwards.

The teeth looked amazing but it’s the way he went about it and was so desperate for his teeth to become a talking point

 

[merlot]

When a man is in the bath & his willy is just floating, bobbing about on the surface like a little sea creature.
Bye

 

[Lola Ruby]

I know this bloke from uni who, while nice enough, fancies himself as a social media influenza / jetsetter type and will post the cringiest stuff when he's on a holiday or 'business trip' like setting up his phone to film himself walking up some steps while putting on his straw hat OR the latest one - him sat at a cafe in Italy (again, phone set up to film himself) with a coffee, stirring it with a spoon and then clinking the spoon on the saucer and staring off into the distance. The stuff he posts is so cringe it actually makes my stomach turn

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

A man who talks about 'the hussle' and 'the grind' - Relax Pete, you work in marketing for a stationery company.

 

[Meringue22]

Those glasses that go dark when you’re outside/in bright light and clear inside. I HATE them. On anyone. They make me judgey
ICK

 

[April89]

A memory came flooding back to me recently, it’s pretty bad I apologise in advance!!

I woke up one morning, a casual boyfriend had stayed over, and on the bedside table was a BIG ball of earwax!! I was horrified and he just said ‘it just came out’
Same guy stayed another night (was I mad??)and I woke up to the most horrendous smell it kept coming and going, he was obviously farting silently in his sleep and smell was like a dead animal, I had to sleep in the spare room. We didn’t last.

 

[Skinny]

Rio Ferdinand’s mouth

 

[BunnyLebowski]

I've said this on here before, but I was once dating this really lovely bloke....dentist (could have saved me A LOT of money). Really good looking and lovely...but we were once out in the winter and I admired his gloves. He said he had such small hands he had to buy them from the ladies section....
instant ICK.....and so gutted

I literally could not have him touch me again

 

[mrsbucket]

Men who wear the plastic gloves when filling their car at the petrol station.

 

[abelleza]

Went on a double date last weekend, we went bowling so whilst waiting for our time slot we went to the arcade attached to the bowling alley…

I already wasn’t feeling it but you know that punch bag thing, the one where you punch it as hard as you can and you get a number to tell you how strong you are? Well he insisted on going on that, and took it soooo seriously it was disgusting
He was proper preparing himself before the punch and then got annoyed when the number wasn’t very high (another ick). He seemed genuinely pissed off that he did shit. I got out of there as quick as I could after the bowling.

 

[TapToBoreMeRigid]

A man asleep wearing a digital watch.

 

[harveydean]

Men reading the Quality Street menu, then wiggling their fingers, rummaging in the tin looking for a toffee penny, gleefully finding one, unwrapping it, popping the toffee penny in their mouth and putting the wrapper in their pocket.

 

[Hollie Day]

I wasn't the only one who got the ick earlier today when a bellend colleague kissed his picture on his ID card after the manager praised him for something.

 

[DanaScully]

I'm working from home today. A bloke just drove past my house with all his windows down, absolutely blasting Westlife's 'When You're Looking Like That'.

As he drove past it got quieter and then I heard him restart the song.

 

[Rxt156]

I’ve been messaging a guy on bumble and he’s beginning to give me the ick. He asked where I live but he said “where does the lady reside?” And today he’s asked what “the lady” has done today. I’ve been single that long, I’m wondering if I’ve become intolerant to men.

LOL

*vag closes up forever*

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

I genuinely appreciate all different types of dress sense… but this?!

Edit to say, he’s liked me on bumble.