"The Ick" #9

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When a man is playing the 2p coin pusher in the arcade and gets really excited when 6p falls into the little tray underneath 🥴
 
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😂 It’s Nigel Harman, the show was Cuckoo.
I obviously care about his dignity more than he does!
Oh my god I thought you meant Nigel Havers and I was thinking ‘no wonder she didn’t reveal who it was in her first post’ ffs. Reading the other posts about being in Eastenders was when I realised it was not in fact, Nigel Havers!
 
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Oh my god I thought you meant Nigel Havers and I was thinking ‘no wonder she didn’t reveal who it was in her first post’ ffs. Reading the other posts about being in Eastenders was when I realised it was not in fact, Nigel Havers!
That would have made sense! I think I disguised him because I’m used to posting about real people and I don’t want anyone to work out who I/they am!! 😂 Like ‘my colleague who I will call Kate in case she reads here’! Forgot he is famous/probably doesn’t care and people would want to know!!
 
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Okay, a question if I may..... Would this give you the ICK???

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Contrary to the period party, in my house MrCrabby was starting to look optimistic so I flatly told him that "arsenal are playing at home today".

No party around here but we do love a non cutesy euphemism.

Once had a boyfriend who used to refer to periods in general, and mine in particular as "on the blob". Now that was an ick.
 
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I tried to use a moon cup once and I damn near gave myself a prolapse trying to pull the bleeping thing out 🫣😂
 
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Someone (male, obviously) told me earlier that their “poor diddy car” struggled so much on the motorway in some heavy rain that they had to “reduce speed to 35mph to ensure I didn’t drown it.”

The thought of a man crawling along a motorway in a pathetic little car with spindly tyres likely being overtaken by pensioners in caravans just made me 🤢
 
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Someone (male, obviously) told me earlier that their “poor diddy car” struggled so much on the motorway in some heavy rain that they had to “reduce speed to 35mph to ensure I didn’t drown it.”

The thought of a man crawling along a motorway in a pathetic little car with spindly tyres likely being overtaken by pensioners in caravans just made me 🤢
Hahahahaaaaa, dead 😆😆😆😆💀

I overheard one man say to another , when he heard of the other guys fast car performance - " oooow I bet it uses plenty of petrol....." 😆😆😆😆💀
 
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